Current Events > I saw SBAllen at a grocery store in Los Angeles today

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SMAP-
04/09/17 2:29:22 AM
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I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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parabola_master
04/09/17 2:35:14 AM
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This story makes me lol each time
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E32005
04/09/17 2:36:32 AM
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EmeralDragon23
04/09/17 2:37:05 AM
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How does this get me every time
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Fox_Master
04/09/17 2:39:40 AM
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EmeralDragon23 posted...
How does this get me every time
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FL81
04/09/17 2:52:13 AM
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Gamer99z
04/09/17 2:53:19 AM
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FL81 posted...
what is the origin of this

Someone posted it on 4chan about Flying Lotus and it became a copy pasta.
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Scotty_Rogers
04/09/17 2:53:26 AM
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FL81 posted...
what is the origin of this


I think some Kanye West message board. West was the original celebrity involved
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RockRapDubstep
04/09/17 2:54:15 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
FL81 posted...
what is the origin of this


I think some Kanye West message board. West was the original celebrity involved

It was Flying Lotus.
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Scotty_Rogers
04/09/17 2:54:41 AM
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No, it was Kanye.
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Gamer99z
04/09/17 2:55:51 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
No, it was Kanye.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta
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SMAP-
04/09/17 2:55:51 AM
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It was the vastly more talented Flying Lotus
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RockRapDubstep
04/09/17 2:56:40 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
@Scotty_Rogers posted...
No, it was Kanye.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta

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Fox_Master
04/09/17 2:57:03 AM
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I'm listening to FlyLo right now actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEl9UBNqUTM


Grooving so hard to this.
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TheDarkCircle
04/09/17 2:59:13 AM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
No, it was Kanye.


True story when the Hangover came out I went to go see it with my roommate at the movie theater on 3rd ave and 11th street in NYC. Completely empty theater, but Kanye and his crew walked in and sat right behind us. During the movie, the random chick he was with got up to get snacks. Kanye leans right over behind me and goes, "baby lemme get a sprite, with LOTSA ICE"
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