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Blue_Inigo
04/09/17 12:45:39 AM
#1:


Fuck what you're doing. Crack open a fresh anything and start guzzling! Good times are ahead of us!
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FlashOfLight
04/09/17 12:55:53 AM
#2:


In the words of Charlie Williams...

Don't yu be stepping on our here home turf you commie, tank-driving, musket-shooting bison-eating cold-hat-wearing mother freezer, we know who ya are, yu red-flag hammer and sickle-waving, parade-strutting, communist eastern-block, rights-denying son of a hairy elk-chewing carcass, cave-dwelling bear residing in some slutty woods mother stinker. Yu go back to yur vodka-drinking, American-hating, Syria-friendly, no McDonald's having, cold-as-ice-dwelling classical-ballet dancing Ivan Drago losing bastehd!
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fire_bolt
04/09/17 1:23:26 AM
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Way ahead of you homeboy, About half a fifth finished already
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If her hips don't break, you didn't "carry" hard enough" -SpunkySix
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slothica
04/09/17 1:26:07 AM
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I have a bottle of water. That's it. I can't afford whisky.

If you wanna send me a bottle I'll drink with you next weekend tho.
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Blue_Inigo
04/09/17 3:43:36 AM
#5:


A bottle of water? At least get some milk!
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/09/17 3:46:53 AM
#6:


Why are you so late to the party? I am disgusted.
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Zack_Attackv1
04/09/17 7:01:13 AM
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FlashOfLight
04/09/17 10:12:28 AM
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Ooh, Mick Foley on commentary, what a gem you featured, Zack.
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MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 10:14:10 AM
#9:


ok.. i'll do it. I'M DOING IT!

Just woke up to go to work but fuck work, i'm getting drunk and going back to bed.
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fire_bolt
04/09/17 10:51:41 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
ok.. i'll do it. I'M DOING IT!

Just woke up to go to work but fuck work, i'm getting drunk and going back to bed.


That's the spirit! I'm gonna grab some lunch and then I'm finishing this fifth of Jack today
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MabusIncarnate
04/09/17 10:53:22 AM
#11:


Literally just texted the boss "too drunk to come in, be there tomorrow" and he said "okay, sleep it off, see you in the morning".

Love my job so much.
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