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TwinStars
04/08/17 8:07:07 PM
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He dodges and punches her straight in the nose, causing her to fall down with a bloody nose. He then walks away.

What would you do?
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ModLogic
04/08/17 8:08:07 PM
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ZannoL
04/08/17 8:09:31 PM
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ModLogic posted...
clap and buy him a beer
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pinky0926
04/08/17 8:09:58 PM
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Assess the damage. If it's minor get a tissue. If it's worse take her to the hospital. Then sit down afterwards and consider everything that happened that lead to that moment.

As Bill Burr says, you shouldn't hit someone, but why has it become a thing to not think about why physical abuse happens? Fistfights don't tend to just fall out of the sky.
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StarReaper13
04/08/17 8:10:03 PM
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ZannoL posted...
ModLogic posted...
clap and buy him a beer


Also:

KILBOTz posted...
chase him down and give him my contact info in case he gets arrested so i can say what i saw.

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KILBOTz
04/08/17 8:10:43 PM
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chase him down and give him my contact info in case he gets arrested so i can say what i saw.
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Laserion
04/08/17 8:14:14 PM
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StarReaper13 posted...
ZannoL posted...
ModLogic posted...
clap and buy him a beer


Also:

KILBOTz posted...
chase him down and give him my contact info in case he gets arrested so i can say what i saw.

KILBOTz posted...
chase him down and give him my contact info in case he gets arrested so i can say what i saw.

That is some time-traveling shit right there!
I know. Edit function
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Psycho_Poodle
04/08/17 8:15:01 PM
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Beat his fucking ass, then call the cops and have him arrested (I'd split before they arrive; the girl can do the talking). I don't care what the circumstances are, you never, EVER hit a lady.
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ZannoL
04/08/17 8:15:47 PM
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Psycho_Poodle posted...
Beat his fucking ass, then call the cops and have him arrested (I'd split before they arrive; the girl can do the talking). I don't care what the circumstances are, you never, EVER hit a lady.

Look at this turbo virgin white knight lol.
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ClockworkHare
04/08/17 8:16:28 PM
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TwinStars posted...
He dodges and punches her straight in the nose, causing her to fall down with a bloody nose. He then walks away.

What would you do?

Record for police inquiry.
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Sexypwnstar
04/08/17 8:16:48 PM
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I'd just raise my eyebrows for about a second before moving on with my life.
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JJWatt
04/08/17 8:18:29 PM
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StarReaper13
04/08/17 8:21:12 PM
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Psycho_Poodle posted...
Beat his fucking ass, then call the cops and have him arrested (I'd split before they arrive; the girl can do the talking). I don't care what the circumstances are, you never, EVER hit a lady.

What if she has a gun pointed at your family, and plans to kill them if you don't do anything? Or she ruined you financially by taking all your assets, then leaving you for some other guy, resulting in her living a nice lifestyle, but you're homeless? Or falsely accused you of rape?
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Slip-N-Slide
04/08/17 8:22:52 PM
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Psycho_Poodle posted...
Beat his fucking ass, then call the cops and have him arrested (I'd split before they arrive; the girl can do the talking). I don't care what the circumstances are, you never, EVER hit a lady.

https://youtu.be/RQUQMJJJk_k?t=3m05s
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Sami1000
04/08/17 8:23:22 PM
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I would rather not get involved at all, but i would still leave my contact info for the girl if she wants a witness. If the girl's attack was just minor, and not trying to really fuck the guy up, i would definitely take the girl's side.

Firstly, you can get a bad injury from getting hit in the head. Her nose just broke, possible dental work is expensive as fuck, and you can get concussion from falling down if you hit your head.
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pinky0926
04/08/17 8:32:42 PM
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Gonna be honest, the number one reason I wouldn't hit a girl is because I know it wouldn't look good for me. Not out of any misguided sense of honour.
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Laserion
04/08/17 8:32:55 PM
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What if instead of punching her, he crouched and spin-kicked her feet, making her land on her ass? Is that more acceptable?
http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters3/ryu-crouch-hk.gif
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StarReaper13
04/08/17 8:36:49 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
I would rather not get involved at all, but i would still leave my contact info for the girl if she wants a witness. If the girl's attack was just minor, and not trying to really fuck the guy up, i would definitely take the girl's side.

Firstly, you can get a bad injury from getting hit in the head. Her nose just broke, possible dental work is expensive as fuck, and you can get concussion from falling down if you hit your head.

She went for a groin kick, which if hit hard enough could result in permanent damage. You don't go for a groin attack and "not try to really fuck the guy up", considering how in self defense courses that's one of the spots you're supposed to attack to eliminate a threat.
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Guardian-Sloth
04/08/17 8:40:06 PM
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ZannoL posted...
Psycho_Poodle posted...
Beat his fucking ass, then call the cops and have him arrested (I'd split before they arrive; the girl can do the talking). I don't care what the circumstances are, you never, EVER hit a lady.

Look at this turbo virgin white knight lol.
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Guardian-Sloth
04/08/17 8:42:45 PM
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What if she has a gun pointed at your family, and plans to kill them if you don't do anything? Or she ruined you financially by taking all your assets, then leaving you for some other guy, resulting in her living a nice lifestyle, but you're homeless? Or falsely accused you of rape?


A woman would never do something like that, they are pure, perfect, and incapable of doing evil.
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Steelix500
04/08/17 8:46:30 PM
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Be like "oh shit world star!" inside my head then go on with my business.
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KillerKhan420
04/08/17 8:53:36 PM
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I'd laugh, don't try and fight, you could have your dumb drama screaming fest for everybody to stare at. You fight all bets are off.
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LJRENEGADE
04/08/17 9:11:40 PM
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Probably nothing, I see no reason to get involved. Maybe if he kept hitting her, but one punch and he walks away, there's not much to do but call the police, which she can probably do herself, assuming she's not knocked out.

Psycho_Poodle posted...
Beat his fucking ass, then call the cops and have him arrested (I'd split before they arrive; the girl can do the talking). I don't care what the circumstances are, you never, EVER hit a lady.

why lol
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Returning_CEmen
04/08/17 9:19:01 PM
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Shrug my shoulders and keep walking.
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Blue_Inigo
04/08/17 9:20:37 PM
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Tell him he's a piece of shit
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Trigg3rH4ppy
04/08/17 9:28:31 PM
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Laugh and keep walking.
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Chicken
04/08/17 9:32:03 PM
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Is she concious? And are there no one else around?
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gunplagirl
04/08/17 9:54:32 PM
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Knee him in the back, get him on the ground then tell him I'm detaining him for a citizen's arrest. Then I will explain to him why I'm holding him, ask the girl to stay, and contact the police so as to hand him over in a timely manner as the law requires.
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StarReaper13
04/08/17 9:58:47 PM
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To everyone who says they'd fight him, what if he beats your ass after you take a swing at him?
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NinjaPirateDood
04/08/17 9:59:42 PM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
Shrug my shoulders and keep walking.

not my biz. sticking your nose out only gets it chopped off.
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