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saspa
04/08/17 4:05:47 PM
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Is it worth being embarrassed on judgement day and red in the face when god is tapping his foot staring at you with arms folded and waiting for an apology?
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boxington
04/08/17 4:07:46 PM
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why should anyone apologize for not believing, when there wasn't enough (available) compelling evidence to follow one particular faith?
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Electrokinesis
04/08/17 4:08:23 PM
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I actually snorted out loud.

Thank you for the amusing mental image.
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Zeus
04/08/17 4:10:37 PM
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Clearly they're wrong because I'm standing right here.
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FurryPhilosifer
04/08/17 4:13:11 PM
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What if i’m wrong? I mean, anybody can be wrong. We could all be wrong about the flying spaghetti monster and the pink unicorn and the flying teapot.

You happen to have been brought up, I would presume, in the christian faith. you know what it’s like not to believe in a particular faith because you’re not a Muslim, you’re not a Hindu.

Why aren’t you a Hindu? Because you happen to have been brought up in in America, not in India. if you had been brought up in India, you’d be a Hindu. If you’d been brought up in Denmark at the time of the vikings, you’d be believing in Wotan and Thor. if you had been brought up in classical Greece you’d be believing in Zeus. if you had been brought up in central Africa, you’d be believing in the great Juju up the mountain.

There’s no particular reason to pick on the Judeo christian god in which, by the sheerest accident, you happen to have been brought up, and ask me the question, what if I’m wrong? What if you’re wrong about the great Juju in the bottom of the sea?
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chill02
04/08/17 4:13:39 PM
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so if I say "I'm sorry", everything's forgiven? then why bother with all the rituals and going to church in the first place?
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Mernardi
04/08/17 4:14:17 PM
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Holy shit @ getting mad in a joke topic.
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Batmansplaining
04/08/17 4:14:18 PM
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If you have a deadbeat dad who intentionally avoided you for your entire life, and then just suddenly shows up and expects you to show him respect just for being your father, would you give a shit?
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Key
04/08/17 4:15:29 PM
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If hes the all loving and understanding God he's supposed to be I doubt he'll damn a otherwise good person for not believing
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Mystere
04/08/17 4:16:56 PM
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chill02 posted...
so if I say "I'm sorry", everything's forgiven? then why bother with all the rituals and going to church in the first place?

So you can feel superior. The closer to the front you sit, the better you are. lol
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sondast
04/08/17 4:18:39 PM
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With millions of different gods, it seems like committing to one would be worse than committing to none. Unless you happened to have chosen the correct god.
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Vertania
04/08/17 4:20:40 PM
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Key posted...
If hes the all loving and understanding God he's supposed to be I doubt he'll damn a otherwise good person for not believing

This. And if he does anyway, then he's not worth following.
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FlashOfLight
04/08/17 4:20:56 PM
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Zeus posted...
Clearly they're wrong because I'm standing right here.


Who did you enjoy bonking more, Metis or Ganymede?
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RebelElite791
04/08/17 4:23:46 PM
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What if I'm wrong and judged unworthy to enter Valhalla?
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Zeus
04/08/17 4:27:35 PM
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FurryPhilosifer posted...
if you had been brought up in classical Greece you’d be believing in Zeus.


Again, standing right here.

Batmansplaining posted...
If you have a deadbeat dad who intentionally avoided you for your entire life, and then just suddenly shows up and expects you to show him respect just for being your father, would you give a shit?


As an absentee father, I resent that characterization. And many of my estranged children were looked over, including giving them magic cloaks, swords, and the like.

FlashOfLight posted...
Zeus posted...
Clearly they're wrong because I'm standing right here.


Who did you enjoy bonking more, Metis or Ganymede?


No comment.
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Guardian-Sloth
04/08/17 4:36:50 PM
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Just the fact that Jesus himself prophesied the fire that would destroy the temple and melt gold into the bricks insuring that "no stone was left unturned" is pretty compelling evidence that he actually knew what he was talking about.
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itachi15243
04/08/17 4:42:17 PM
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I'm completely content going to hell. Using pretty much any practical logic, it should be way more fun than any heaven and not some sort of firey torture land.

So I guess I tell him to fuck himself
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Airhammy
04/08/17 4:42:38 PM
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Batmansplaining posted...
If you have a deadbeat dad who intentionally avoided you for your entire life, and then just suddenly shows up and expects you to show him respect just for being your father, would you give a shit?


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WizardPowers
04/08/17 4:47:42 PM
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If you're still a good person you should be let into heaven. If god refuses you because you didn't worship him then he's a giant dick so who gives a fuck
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saspa
04/08/17 5:05:36 PM
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I'd be so mortified! My face would be red with embarrassment.
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Guardian-Sloth
04/08/17 5:57:59 PM
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Again, God doesn't send anyone to hell, you send yourself to hell by rejecting him and seperating yourself from him.
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Vertania
04/08/17 6:45:54 PM
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Guardian-Sloth posted...
Again, God doesn't send anyone to hell, you send yourself to hell by rejecting him and seperating yourself from him.

If he's all-powerful, he could prevent that and save you anyway.
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FlashOfLight
04/08/17 6:47:30 PM
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Guardian-Sloth posted...
Again, God doesn't send anyone to hell, you send yourself to hell by rejecting him and seperating yourself from him.


I was going to post the exact same response earlier, but opted out, cause, eh, no point.
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Brian-Dawkins
04/08/17 7:18:33 PM
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FurryPhilosifer posted...
What if i’m wrong? I mean, anybody can be wrong. We could all be wrong about the flying spaghetti monster and the pink unicorn and the flying teapot.

You happen to have been brought up, I would presume, in the christian faith. you know what it’s like not to believe in a particular faith because you’re not a Muslim, you’re not a Hindu.

Why aren’t you a Hindu? Because you happen to have been brought up in in America, not in India. if you had been brought up in India, you’d be a Hindu. If you’d been brought up in Denmark at the time of the vikings, you’d be believing in Wotan and Thor. if you had been brought up in classical Greece you’d be believing in Zeus. if you had been brought up in central Africa, you’d be believing in the great Juju up the mountain.

There’s no particular reason to pick on the Judeo christian god in which, by the sheerest accident, you happen to have been brought up, and ask me the question, what if I’m wrong? What if you’re wrong about the great Juju in the bottom of the sea?

I must be the only one that gets this reference...
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FlashOfLight
04/08/17 7:44:07 PM
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Brian-Dawkins posted...
I must be the only one that gets this reference...


Yeah, that's Dawkins famous quote.
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Sexypwnstar
04/08/17 7:52:43 PM
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I wouldn't want to believe in a God that wouldn't want me based on the content of my character and instead on whether or not I believe in him.
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Darklit_Minuet
04/08/17 7:54:30 PM
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It doesn't matter if I'm wrong.

If there is a God, he's a douchebag. He created this world with death and disease and war. He created conditions that allowed harlequin fetuses to exist.

A monster like that does not deserve my respect or worship
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slothica
04/08/17 7:58:06 PM
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It'll always be worth it.

If I have to stand in front of some evil cosmic deity that gets his jollies on allowing war, poverty, terminal illness in children, mass extinctions and every other horrible thing that has ever happened, knowing I did my best and accepting that it was impossible for me to do everything right because I'm only human, then I'm going to do so fearlessly and without regret, because even if I have to go to hell, I'll go knowing that I'm a better person than God.
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FlashOfLight
04/08/17 8:45:00 PM
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Hmm, so many usual misconceptions ITT.
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Mystere
04/08/17 10:22:37 PM
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Sexypwnstar posted...
I wouldn't want to believe in a God that wouldn't want me based on the content of my character and instead on whether or not I believe in him.

"Yeah it's not so much that you DESERVE to go to Hell, it's just.....you aren't in the club."

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weapon_d00d816
04/08/17 10:29:28 PM
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I feel like the chances I'm wrong are lower than my chances of being struck by lightning in a rubber suit.
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Mystere
04/08/17 11:25:24 PM
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I wish immortality was possible and we could bring back George Carlin and have him serve as a comedian AND as the adviser to every president we ever have.
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Gamer99z
04/08/17 11:28:06 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mmskXXetcg

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