Current Events > imagine how good Overwatch would be if it wasn't made by SJWs

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green butter
04/07/17 12:34:45 PM
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SJW-Free Overwatch Roster
McCree
Reaper
Soldier 76 with sick abs
Tracer with bigger butt
Marcus Fenix
Torbjorn with sick abs
Widowmaker (non-liberal version)
John Marston
Roadhog
Hillary's Emails
Mercy with some big ol boobies
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DKFjalfe
04/07/17 12:40:26 PM
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No Lucio? Fuck that game then.
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VerisimiIitude
04/07/17 12:42:29 PM
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That looks boring...
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Feel the love...
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Microwaved_Eggs
04/07/17 7:38:44 PM
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green butter posted...
Hillary's Emails

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TheVipaGTS
04/07/17 7:39:34 PM
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Imagine not enjoying a game because of little things like lesbian characters.
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Lightsasori
04/07/17 7:45:52 PM
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You forgot Donald Trump and Putin as a playable character.
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Squall28
04/07/17 7:47:05 PM
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There's already a game mode for that. We're all soldiers now.
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KobeSystem
04/07/17 7:49:15 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
Imagine not enjoying a game because of little things like lesbian characters.


tbf he didnt say "Straight Tracer with a big ol butt" >_>
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CrimsonAngeI
04/07/17 7:49:50 PM
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green butter posted...
John Marston

I want this now.
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mehmeh1
04/07/17 7:50:22 PM
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Does the lore even matter at all in a multiplayer game?
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stoltenberg11
04/07/17 7:53:11 PM
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No lucio and Reinhardt makes it instantly a better game
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Skye Reynolds
04/07/17 8:06:52 PM
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green butter posted...
Tracer with bigger butt


And she'd be straight or bi.

Mercy with some big ol boobies


Doesn't she already have these?
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Doe
04/07/17 8:08:18 PM
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Skye Reynolds
04/07/17 8:10:57 PM
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Doe posted...
jW9X3dz


I can't fap to that. :<
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chill02
04/07/17 8:11:23 PM
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8)
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Doe
04/07/17 8:15:11 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
I can't fap to that. :<

I was once on Deviantart for whatever reason and accidentally stumbled upon a TF2 fanfiction. I was really bored and it didn't have typos so I started reading it and like thousands of words in there was 100% surprise buttsex and I was not prepared
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green butter
04/08/17 8:03:57 AM
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stoltenberg11 posted...
No lucio and Reinhardt makes it instantly a better game

Quiet, Liberal.
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pegusus123456
04/08/17 8:07:04 AM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Doe posted...
jW9X3dz


I can't fap to that. :<

Try harder, pussy
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epik_fail1
04/08/17 8:51:40 AM
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KobeSystem posted...
TheVipaGTS posted...
Imagine not enjoying a game because of little things like lesbian characters.


tbf he didnt say "Straight Tracer with a big ol butt" >_>


I am pretty sure he makes fun of people who claim Overwatch is a "sjw game".
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Skye Reynolds
04/08/17 3:17:47 PM
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If I had to nitpick one thing about Overwatch, it has a ton of female characters and none of them are traditionally attractive. D-Va is the closest one, but they go and give her that pink tattoo on her face. Everything has a sort of postmodern look to it.

That said, I have no real complaints. It's not like they have to have a normal looking character anyway. It's just not the type of game I'd be likely to play.
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Turtlebread
04/08/17 3:18:24 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
If I had to nitpick one thing about Overwatch, it has a ton of female characters and none of them are traditionally attractive. D-Va is the closest one, but they go and give her that pink tattoo on her face. Everything has a sort of postmodern look to it.

That said, I have no real complaints. It's not like they have to have a normal looking character anyway. It's just not the type of game I'd be likely to play.



mercy??
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SSJGrimReaper
04/08/17 3:18:57 PM
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Young Ana top tier waifu
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Skye Reynolds
04/08/17 3:19:05 PM
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Turtlebread posted...
mercy??


Irregular hairstyle.
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FrisbeeDude
04/08/17 3:19:20 PM
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Microwaved_Eggs posted...
green butter posted...
Hillary's Emails


Day one main.
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Turtlebread
04/08/17 3:19:33 PM
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looks normal to me
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Divinehero
04/08/17 3:20:12 PM
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mehmeh1 posted...
Does the lore even matter at all in a multiplayer game?


considering the salt when they revealed tracer was a lesbian? apparently so
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SSJGrimReaper
04/08/17 3:24:24 PM
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Divinehero posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
Does the lore even matter at all in a multiplayer game?


considering the salt when they revealed tracer was a lesbian? apparently so

tumblr went super saiyan on that day
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DKFjalfe
04/08/17 3:37:56 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
I dunno, Mercy and Symmetra are pretty hot and that goes against SJWism >_>

Apparently SJW stuff gets a pass if the girls in the game are hot.
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epik_fail1
04/08/17 5:05:17 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Divinehero posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
Does the lore even matter at all in a multiplayer game?


considering the salt when they revealed tracer was a lesbian? apparently so

tumblr went super saiyan on that day


I have seen more people triggered about it and kept saying "why is she a lesbian, it should not matter, I am TRIGGERED by this pandering!!!"
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pegusus123456
04/08/17 5:14:17 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
If I had to nitpick one thing about Overwatch, it has a ton of female characters and none of them are traditionally attractive. D-Va is the closest one, but they go and give her that pink tattoo on her face. Everything has a sort of postmodern look to it.

That said, I have no real complaints. It's not like they have to have a normal looking character anyway. It's just not the type of game I'd be likely to play.

Did you just say you wouldn't play this game because the women aren't hot
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SGT_Conti
04/08/17 5:15:05 PM
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epik_fail1 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Divinehero posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
Does the lore even matter at all in a multiplayer game?


considering the salt when they revealed tracer was a lesbian? apparently so

tumblr went super saiyan on that day


I have seen more people triggered about it and kept saying "why is she a lesbian, it should not matter, I am TRIGGERED by this pandering!!!"

Didn't someone on CE bitch about how Blizzard" pulled a bait and switch" by making an attractive character and not making her purely heterosexual?
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epik_fail1
04/08/17 5:21:47 PM
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SGT_Conti posted...
epik_fail1 posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Divinehero posted...
mehmeh1 posted...
Does the lore even matter at all in a multiplayer game?


considering the salt when they revealed tracer was a lesbian? apparently so

tumblr went super saiyan on that day


I have seen more people triggered about it and kept saying "why is she a lesbian, it should not matter, I am TRIGGERED by this pandering!!!"

Didn't someone on CE bitch about how Blizzard" pulled a bait and switch" by making an attractive character and not making her purely heterosexual?


I member.
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pegusus123456
04/08/17 6:12:00 PM
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SGT_Conti posted...
Didn't someone on CE bitch about how Blizzard" pulled a bait and switch" by making an attractive character and not making her purely heterosexual?

Not to harp on the guy.

But this sounds like something Skye Reynolds would say.
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Skye Reynolds
04/08/17 7:38:32 PM
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No, I said something to the effect of it being a bait and switch to put so much emphasis on her ass and then turn around and make her lesbian. Attraction to ass is primarily about penetration. That's overwhelmingly going to sway in favor of guys who have a physical organ designed for penetrating orifices.

I see why Blizzard did what they did. I see why dudebros flipped a ship over their video game it-girl being revealed as gay.
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Skye Reynolds
04/08/17 7:40:14 PM
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And, honestly, I don't think it was intentional on Blizzard's part. But I can see why some gamers might feel like they were lured in with the promise of ass only to have it revealed that that ass is exclusive to other women.

I just think Blizzard decided after the game came out that they could get some positive publicity and generate buzz by revealing the face of Overwatch to be lesbian.
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pegusus123456
04/08/17 7:43:44 PM
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Ah, I was right.

Skye, you must be like 60% neckbeard at this point, right?
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stoltenberg11
04/08/17 7:44:57 PM
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Tracer was never the overwatch it-girl for dudebros.
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dave_is_slick
04/08/17 7:45:12 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
Ah, I was right.

Skye, you must be like 60% neckbeard at this point, right?

I don't know, that was something only a 100% neckbeard would say.
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Skye Reynolds
04/08/17 9:57:43 PM
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stoltenberg11 posted...
Tracer was never the overwatch it-girl for dudebros.


Well, whatever. All I know is she had a ton of Rule 34 and people got mad when she was revealed as a lesbian. I assumed that meant they were mad because it meant she wasn't canonically into guys. No? They're just mad that a gay character is included? If you ask me, that's even worse.

dave_is_slick posted...
I don't know, that was something only a 100% neckbeard would say.


If I said that people got mad about their fanfiction being contradicted, would you assume that meant I wrote fan fiction? I'm not speaking for myself here.
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pegusus123456
04/08/17 10:06:05 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
If I said that people got mad about their fanfiction being contradicted, would you assume that meant I wrote fan fiction? I'm not speaking for myself here.

The fact that those are some words you thought of, typed, and posted with all sincerity is what makes you a neckbeard. Even if you don't think that, the fact that you think other people thinking that is a legitimate defense makes you a neckbeard.
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Rika_Furude
04/08/17 10:09:05 PM
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thisisboris2
04/08/17 10:16:59 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Turtlebread posted...
mercy??


Irregular hairstyle.

her hair makes it better wow
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Zack_Attackv1
04/08/17 10:17:47 PM
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pegusus123456
04/08/17 10:17:48 PM
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I didn't even see that post about the hairstyle.

Skye's neckbeard has gone up by 15%.
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Skye Reynolds
04/08/17 10:32:52 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
The fact that those are some words you thought of, typed, and posted with all sincerity is what makes you a neckbeard. Even if you don't think that, the fact that you think other people thinking that is a legitimate defense makes you a neckbeard.


What's the polite way to say that men are more likely to be down for butt fucking than women are? It's not like there's a cordial way to discuss anal sex, nor is it polite to acknowledge biological differences between men and women.

If I say dogs are more likely than cats to chew bones, it's not a slight against cats. But if I say that men are more likely to do the thing that the male sex organ is designed to do, it's somehow a slight against women.
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Skye Reynolds
04/08/17 10:36:59 PM
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thisisboris2 posted...
her hair makes it better wow


She still looks fine. I'm not knocking the hairstyle. I'm just saying that it's not a common hairstyle.

M_Live posted...
It's a video game...


And books are books, movies are movies, and TV shows are TV shows. In the grand scheme of things, a person getting upset because a character is canonically of an incompatible orientation isn't any different from a person getting upset about a canon couple.
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