Poll of the Day > Challenge: Cook a hamburger without using ANY metal

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Lokarin
04/06/17 7:44:37 PM
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You lose?
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DorkLink
04/06/17 7:47:43 PM
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Match + wood + ceramic pan
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Far-Queue
04/06/17 7:48:15 PM
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Brick oven
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AdrammeIech
04/06/17 7:48:23 PM
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Log fire and a salt plate.
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Red_Frog
04/06/17 7:49:13 PM
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Can I at least start the fire with a lighter, or are you going to force me to use sticks or a focused ray of sunlight?
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Lokarin
04/06/17 7:51:31 PM
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Red_Frog posted...
Can I at least start the fire with a lighter, or are you going to force me to use sticks or a focused ray of sunlight?


Are you guys actually gunna start a fire in your house/apartment? You can use the stove/oven, that doesn't count.
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SmokeMassTree
04/06/17 7:52:17 PM
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Order one from a restaurant
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DorkLink
04/06/17 7:52:20 PM
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Lokarin posted...
You can use the stove/oven, that doesn't count.


Well then, a ceramic pan would still work fine
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WhiskeyDisk
04/06/17 7:52:39 PM
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Can I use metal to prep the wood?

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Lokarin
04/06/17 7:53:51 PM
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DorkLink posted...
Lokarin posted...
You can use the stove/oven, that doesn't count.


Well then, a ceramic pan would still work fine


No one objecting to a pan cooked burger? Ok then... I think you wins.
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Lokarin
04/06/17 7:54:21 PM
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Zangulus posted...
I hand the ingredients to my wife. She comes back with a cooked hamburger.

I used no metal.


Ehhhhh, win.
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wolfy42
04/06/17 7:55:09 PM
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A thin rock in a fire would also work fine.
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Golden Road
04/06/17 7:55:16 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Are you guys actually gunna start a fire in your house/apartment? You can use the stove/oven, that doesn't count.

"You can't use ANY metal!"

"Oh, changed my mind, you can use some metal that I arbitrarily decided to allow!"
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DorkLink
04/06/17 7:56:03 PM
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Lokarin posted...
No one objecting to a pan cooked burger? Ok then... I think you wins.


What other way is there to cook it with only a stove? I guess you can broil it but I don't see how that's significantly better than using a pan. I think most people would ideally use a grill but you seem to be limiting it to just a stove
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Lokarin
04/06/17 7:57:05 PM
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DorkLink posted...
Lokarin posted...
No one objecting to a pan cooked burger? Ok then... I think you wins.


What other way is there to cook it with only a stove? I guess you can broil it but I don't see how that's significantly better than using a pan. I think most people would ideally use a grill but you seem to be limiting it to just a stove


Well, a grill would be direct contact with the metal ... not putting the meat directly on the stove burner
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DorkLink
04/06/17 7:58:58 PM
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I know a grill would lose that way but you were discounting other people's non-metal options too to say that it would have to be done with a stove. I'm just wondering what your ideal way using a stove/oven range is to cook burgers (metal or not) if a pan is such a big sin


Edit: I re-read it, you didn't say it would have to be a stove, sorry, but my question still stands.
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AdrammeIech
04/06/17 7:59:26 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Are you guys actually gunna start a fire in your house/apartment?

What? You would light a fire in the backyard. A salt plate or a thin rock like wolfy said would work very well.
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Lokarin
04/06/17 7:59:36 PM
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DorkLink posted...
I know a grill would lose that way but you were discounting other people's non-metal options too to say that it would have to be done with a stove. I'm just wondering what your ideal way using a stove/oven range is to cook burgers (metal or not) if a pan is such a big sin


Well, it's not that - I just meant not to touch the meat with the metal
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Mead
04/06/17 8:00:46 PM
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I can just throw the meat up high into the air. It will get close enough to the sun to heat up and if I keep tossing it, it will become fully cooked.
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Red_Frog
04/06/17 8:33:03 PM
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Lokarin posted...
DorkLink posted...
I know a grill would lose that way but you were discounting other people's non-metal options too to say that it would have to be done with a stove. I'm just wondering what your ideal way using a stove/oven range is to cook burgers (metal or not) if a pan is such a big sin


Well, it's not that - I just meant not to touch the meat with the metal

You should have left it ambiguous. This is turning into a rather non-challenging challenge.
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Zeus
04/06/17 9:15:43 PM
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You mean use a stone barbecue? Easy/10
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Sahuagin
04/06/17 9:33:15 PM
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if it was a life and death situation I could borrow my family's ceramic stove and just cook it right on the burner
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