Current Events > Whats your melee weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse?

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rodu_jr
04/06/17 8:32:36 PM
#52:


Decapitating a walking corpse in one swing is probably more difficult than one would think. Blunt weapons all the way.

Maces aren't that heavy btw. About the same weight as a katana, only shorter, and all the weight is at one end
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Vultis_Zales
04/06/17 8:42:21 PM
#53:


Probably alumin bat. i would consider a katana unfortunatly i have no experince with it
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BuckVanHammer
04/06/17 8:44:03 PM
#54:


Poop on a stick or maybe a bat
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BrelenRaven
04/06/17 9:11:15 PM
#56:


A crovel. :3
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Piplup_Sniper
04/06/17 9:12:23 PM
#57:


A halberd
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Uncle_Drew
04/06/17 10:47:45 PM
#59:


DevsBro posted...
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
A pipe with a sharp shiv taped to the end.

Welp.

This guy is unstoppable.

No you need to save your shivs for locked loot doors
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kirbymuncher
04/06/17 10:52:58 PM
#60:


3khc posted...
Shovel. Great blunt object. Downward strike can cut. Also a great tool.

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DevsBro
04/07/17 8:25:37 AM
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Uncle_Drew posted...
DevsBro posted...
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
A pipe with a sharp shiv taped to the end.

Welp.

This guy is unstoppable.

No you need to save your shivs for locked loot doors

Until it breaks, I mean.
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Chicken
04/07/17 8:32:16 AM
#62:


Katanas are apparently very hard to use, so people that picked that weapon should probably practice with one.

Spears on the other hand are idiot proof and easy to make.

Good luck with your katana when it breaks. Hope you know where neckbeards live so you can get another.
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stone
04/07/17 8:34:11 AM
#63:


Funny all the people who pick a katana or any kind of sword and who'd only end up cutting off their own legs or something.
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Ving_Rhames
04/07/17 8:38:07 AM
#64:


Probably a bowie knife and a spear. If I have to swing something I don't want it to be tiring and if I have to stab something I want to be as far away as possible so they don't end up falling on me.
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DiesMortis
04/07/17 8:39:41 AM
#65:


Crowbar.
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/07/17 8:42:49 AM
#66:


A long paddle with chainsaws on both ends
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Zeus
04/08/17 3:04:49 AM
#67:


Chicken posted...
Katanas are apparently very hard to use, so people that picked that weapon should probably practice with one.

stone posted...
Funny all the people who pick a katana or any kind of sword and who'd only end up cutting off their own legs or something.


tbh, it's like all of those people who just assume that they could pick up a gun and be instant marksmen. These kinds of weapons require training, especially since you'd be up against multiple zombies at once.
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stone
04/08/17 7:17:28 AM
#68:


Zeus posted...
Chicken posted...
Katanas are apparently very hard to use, so people that picked that weapon should probably practice with one.

stone posted...
Funny all the people who pick a katana or any kind of sword and who'd only end up cutting off their own legs or something.


tbh, it's like all of those people who just assume that they could pick up a gun and be instant marksmen. These kinds of weapons require training, especially since you'd be up against multiple zombies at once.

Yeah exactly.. Heck even an axe requires some practice.
Funny how a bunch of people are like "katana, they're fast"... Uhh yeah they're only as fast as the person wielding it, genius.
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fuzzylittlbunny
04/09/17 1:19:45 AM
#69:


What? You mean I can't dash past someone then sheath my katana as my enemy falls apart?
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DevsBro
04/09/17 2:10:57 PM
#70:


stone posted...
Funny all the people who pick a katana or any kind of sword and who'd only end up cutting off their own legs or something.

I don't have any first-hand experience but I would expect that even with very little training you could keep the pointy end out of your own body unless you're trying to do tricks with it or something.
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