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3khc
04/06/17 1:27:03 PM
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Kiss touch suck fuck.

It's especially repetitive when you're with the same person who likes when you do this and that. What do.
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JJWatt
04/06/17 1:27:54 PM
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Choke the bitch
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stone
04/06/17 1:28:49 PM
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Stop watching the same porn over and over.
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Megaman50100
04/06/17 1:28:54 PM
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Do something other than sex.
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green butter
04/06/17 1:30:24 PM
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sex is the worst, there's literally only three holes you can get into, with one of the holes not being accessible after you enter into a monogamous relationship with the girl, and the other hole only being accessible if the girl is really drunk and took a laxative earlier that day

this is why i'm a gamer, at least my video games offer me multiple paths, whereas if im having sex it's just 3 - 5 minutes of hole time followed by intense feelings of shame
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KiwiTerraRizing
04/06/17 1:31:19 PM
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green butter posted...
sex is the worst, there's literally only three holes you can get into, with one of the holes not being accessible after you enter into a monogamous relationship with the girl, and the other hole only being accessible if the girl is really drunk and took a laxative earlier that day

this is why i'm a gamer, at least my video games offer me multiple paths, whereas if im having sex it's just 3 - 5 minutes of hole time followed by intense feelings of shame


Are you Euphoric in this moment?
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stone
04/06/17 1:32:10 PM
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green butter posted...
sex is the worst, there's literally only three holes you can get into, with one of the holes not being accessible after you enter into a monogamous relationship with the girl, and the other hole only being accessible if the girl is really drunk and took a laxative earlier that day

this is why i'm a gamer, at least my video games offer me multiple paths, whereas if im having sex it's just 3 - 5 minutes of hole time followed by intense feelings of shame

Wow no wonder you don't get laid.
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teepan95
04/06/17 1:34:49 PM
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green butter posted...
sex is the worst, there's literally only three holes you can get into, with one of the holes not being accessible after you enter into a monogamous relationship with the girl, and the other hole only being accessible if the girl is really drunk and took a laxative earlier that day

this is why i'm a gamer, at least my video games offer me multiple paths, whereas if im having sex it's just 3 - 5 minutes of hole time followed by intense feelings of shame

+1
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CS2_Sasuke
04/06/17 1:34:56 PM
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green butter posted...
sex is the worst, there's literally only three holes you can get into, with one of the holes not being accessible after you enter into a monogamous relationship with the girl, and the other hole only being accessible if the girl is really drunk and took a laxative earlier that day

this is why i'm a gamer, at least my video games offer me multiple paths, whereas if im having sex it's just 3 - 5 minutes of hole time followed by intense feelings of shame


CE continues to confuse and worry me.
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chill02
04/06/17 1:37:51 PM
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teepan95 posted...
green butter posted...
sex is the worst, there's literally only three holes you can get into, with one of the holes not being accessible after you enter into a monogamous relationship with the girl, and the other hole only being accessible if the girl is really drunk and took a laxative earlier that day

this is why i'm a gamer, at least my video games offer me multiple paths, whereas if im having sex it's just 3 - 5 minutes of hole time followed by intense feelings of shame

+1

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