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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 11:40:35 AM
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>genetically engineer corn to produce more sugar than usual
>use this sugar in literally everything, replacing natural sugar
>coke is literally corn syrup in fizzy water
>you're literally drinking sugar water
>and paying out the ass for it

KEK

and the establishment won't fix and maintain your tap water well enough for you to drink otu of it, so you have to keep buying shit
and nobody wants to spend all that money on water
which means you spend it on soda

lmfao
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gmanthebest
04/06/17 11:42:20 AM
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Sodastream
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FF_Redux
04/06/17 11:42:27 AM
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I drink non American soda that has real sugar not poison sugar.

Altho only soda I drink is Coke Zero.
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 11:43:21 AM
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gmanthebest posted...
Sodastream

literally a scam they tried to brand their shit and license it so you had to buy like 8 bucks a pop (literally)
lmfao try again you're not going to be able to argue "soda > water"
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bluezero
04/06/17 11:44:56 AM
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Ivynn
04/06/17 11:46:14 AM
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Are you saying THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
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gmanthebest
04/06/17 11:46:43 AM
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Bok_Choi posted...
gmanthebest posted...
Sodastream

literally a scam they tried to brand their shit and license it so you had to buy like 8 bucks a pop (literally)
lmfao try again you're not going to be able to argue "soda > water"

Wut? Not a scam. Literally 6 dollars if you want 12 litres of pop. And more importantly, 60 litres of soda water for 30 bucks.
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JJWatt
04/06/17 11:47:15 AM
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Gave up shitty sodas 7 years ago
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 11:47:25 AM
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bluezero posted...
I drink diet

enjoy your artificial sweeteners that may or may not cause cancer and also taste like ass
they literally have to mask the shit flavor with more fizz
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Antifar
04/06/17 11:47:28 AM
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Man, I've got perfectly fine tap water and I drink soda.
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TroutPaste
04/06/17 11:49:22 AM
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 11:49:47 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
soda is not expensive though, it's literally one of the cheapest drinks you can buy

that's why people usually go for it instead of bottled water, bottled water is what you pay out the ass for


How does it feel knowing you're dancing to their fiddle
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 11:53:43 AM
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Antifar posted...
Man, I've got perfectly fine tap water and I drink soda.

Antifar posted...
an ceman the size of the sun.

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l Dudeboy l
04/06/17 11:56:21 AM
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The coke I drink isn't made using corn syrup. That shit is for American peasants.
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DevsBro
04/06/17 11:57:34 AM
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This topic has changed my persepctive on things.

Good job.
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 11:58:10 AM
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Sarcasm leaves a sour taste in my mouth, DevsBro
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apolloooo
04/06/17 11:59:52 AM
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Irarely drink soda
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 12:03:11 PM
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apolloooo posted...
Irarely drink soda

congratulations you drink desserts with the frequency one SHOULD be eating desserts
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FurryPhilosifer
04/06/17 12:04:49 PM
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lol at corn syrup soda. Silly americans
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 12:10:42 PM
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FurryPhilosifer posted...
lol at corn syrup soda. Silly americans

isn't it?

isn't it crazy that we have to advertise something contains REAL sugar
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teepan95
04/06/17 12:12:08 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
I drink non American soda that has real sugar not poison sugar.

l Dudeboy l posted...
The coke I drink isn't made using corn syrup. That shit is for American peasants.

FurryPhilosifer posted...
lol at corn syrup soda. Silly americans

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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 12:16:03 PM
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I mean you're all still guzzling sugar dessert water down when you could just drink water
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monkmith
04/06/17 12:18:12 PM
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waters perfectly fine where i come from, and GMOs are the future of humanity. stop being a fear monger.
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 12:19:32 PM
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monkmith posted...
waters perfectly fine where i come from, and GMOs are the future of humanity. stop being a fear monger.

Soda is still sugar dessert water that doesn't need to be consumed at the rate it is, and its consumption is only the machination of capitalist moguls gobbling up your money while you gobble their sugarwater
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monkmith
04/06/17 12:21:29 PM
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Bok_Choi posted...
monkmith posted...
waters perfectly fine where i come from, and GMOs are the future of humanity. stop being a fear monger.

Soda is still sugar dessert water that doesn't need to be consumed at the rate it is, and its consumption is only the machination of capitalist moguls gobbling up your money while you gobble their sugarwater

everyone has free will, if you're unable to control your soda drinking then thats your own problem. holds true for 90% of juices sold too.
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 12:23:01 PM
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monkmith posted...
everyone has free will, if you're unable to control your soda drinking then thats your own problem. holds true for 90% of juices sold too.


a man after my own heart it seems

i have nothing against GMOs btw, i'm just illustrating how the establishment engineered a way to cheaply produce sugar without the need for importing it or growing actual sugar cane
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teepan95
04/06/17 12:23:14 PM
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Bok_Choi posted...
I mean you're all still guzzling sugar dessert water down when you could just drink water

Why would I drink water when I can drink sugar dessert water?
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CowboyDan
04/06/17 12:27:04 PM
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I get water delivered
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 12:27:36 PM
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teepan95 posted...
Why would I drink water when I can drink sugar dessert water?

because
um
something something body, nutrition, health, etc
something

mumbles some more
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Sativa_Rose
04/06/17 12:30:33 PM
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I'll gladly suck coca cola dick
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darkcloud
04/06/17 12:32:33 PM
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I drink filtered water from the well out back, don't get anymore redneck safe than that.
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PMarth2002
04/06/17 12:34:55 PM
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I'm not sure why this should bother me, sugar water tastes delicious. It tastes way better than plain water. I'd also argue against it being expensive, unless you're comparing it to tap water.
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 12:37:00 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
I'm not sure why this should bother me, sugar water tastes delicious. It tastes way better than plain water. I'd also argue against it being expensive, unless you're comparing it to tap water.

No, I know it's cheaper.
But you're still paying out the ass for it.

Also the fact that it's cheaper makes it more delicious (PUN INTENDED): they're getting you to buy more and more of it because it's cheaper KEK
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green butter
04/06/17 12:37:59 PM
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It absolutely astounds me that there are people that drink soda regularly
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teepan95
04/06/17 12:38:15 PM
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Bok_Choi posted...
teepan95 posted...
Why would I drink water when I can drink sugar dessert water?

because
um
something something body, nutrition, health, etc
something

mumbles some more

checkmate, atheists
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ManWithGun
04/06/17 12:40:01 PM
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I've limited my soda intake to 1 a day minimum and most of the time I don't drink one. Been drinking a lot of tea, OJ, and water
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prettyprincess
04/06/17 12:40:51 PM
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Bok_Choi posted...
Sarcasm leaves a sour taste in my mouth, DevsBro

would you rather drink sarcasm or soda?
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l Dudeboy l
04/06/17 12:44:24 PM
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Bok_Choi posted...
I mean you're all still guzzling sugar dessert water down when you could just drink water


Doesn't taste like soda though
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GODTIER
04/06/17 12:46:05 PM
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mountain dew is the only soda worth drinking
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ManWithGun
04/06/17 12:47:37 PM
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GODTIER posted...
mountain dew is the only soda worth drinking

I have not had a regular mountain dew since voltage was released
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Haldol
04/06/17 12:49:32 PM
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green butter posted...
It absolutely astounds me that there are people that drink soda regularly


And people wonder why everyone is fat, weak, and has cancer out the ass
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 12:50:13 PM
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GODTIER posted...
mountain dew is the only soda worth drinking

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8cOQ0tV0AAPJG7.jpg
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teepan95
04/06/17 1:01:02 PM
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GODTIER posted...
mountain dew is the only soda not worth drinking

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GODTIER
04/06/17 1:01:49 PM
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wats with all the mountain dew hate

you guys need jesus
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Haldol
04/06/17 1:03:15 PM
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GODTIER posted...
mountain dew is the only soda worth drinking

This

When I do drink soda (which is barely) I drink this
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addled
04/06/17 1:05:04 PM
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Jokes on them, I can't dance
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545x39
04/06/17 1:15:48 PM
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But my Jarritos use real sugar.
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Bok_Choi
04/06/17 2:12:53 PM
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ay jarritos are foreal I fuck with jarritos heavy
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chill02
04/06/17 2:13:54 PM
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Bok_Choi posted...
GODTIER posted...
mountain dew is the only soda worth drinking

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8cOQ0tV0AAPJG7.jpg


you know, Hitler did drink Mountain Dew so it adds up
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