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DevsBro
04/06/17 9:03:02 AM
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Why oh why do we teach out kids and teenagers to write the most boring shit and (mis)use words they don't understand?

It blew my damn mind in college when I had to peer review two kids papers and they were just garbage.
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DumbQuestion
04/06/17 9:04:48 AM
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Examples please?
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DevsBro
04/06/17 9:09:45 AM
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Examples please?

Well ten years have passed since then, but any paper that substitutes "one" for the general "you" needs to just be thrown in the trash. If you say "it is" instead of "it's" (unless for emphasis), that just makes it clear that you're trying to polish a turd.

The one thing I do specifically remember blowing my mind was that both kids made the same "correction" to my paper when I talked about respect being due certain people, they both inserted a "to" after "due."

Holy damn.
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COVxy
04/06/17 9:12:40 AM
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The worst thing that preprofessional writing has done to me is punish conciseness and clarity with page minimums.

It took a lot of work to recover from that.
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Sativa_Rose
04/06/17 9:12:47 AM
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DevsBro posted...
but any paper that substitutes "one" for the general "you" needs to just be thrown in the trash.


I hope this is a joke
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DevsBro
04/06/17 9:14:20 AM
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The worst thing that preprofessional writing has done to me is punish conciseness and clarity with page minimums.

Holy crap yes.
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lilORANG
04/06/17 9:17:59 AM
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COVxy posted...
The worst thing that preprofessional writing has done to me is punish conciseness and clarity with page minimums.

Yeah, this has always been a challenge for me because I'm a pretty concise fella. I just feel dirty after I spew enough garbage to hit my page limit.

DevsBro posted...
Well ten years have passed since then, but any paper that substitutes "one" for the general "you" needs to just be thrown in the trash. If you say "it is" instead of "it's" (unless for emphasis), that just makes it clear that you're trying to polish a turd.

these are both stupid though.
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