Poll of the Day > California Police need help Identifying this White Girl who has WEBBED FEET!!!

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mrduckbear
04/05/17 11:49:53 PM
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How old does Joanna look to you?





A "mostly naked" California Fresno girl who was born with WEBBED FEET was found walking in a street who claims she is a MERMAID and police need help identifying her as she was found with wet hair and wearing just a sports bra...

She said her name is "Joanna" and answers "I don't know" to most of their questions.

Lt. Mark Hudson said "She was wet, she said she had been in the lake, said she needed help and needed to be taken to the hospital"

She was walking along the road near Eagle Spring Golf & Country Club at 3am in the morning and police are stumped in knowing who she is as they went through fingerprinting and did not come up with her identity.

She is described as a woman who is WHITE/HISPANIC 16-30 years old and has brown eyes, brown hair and is 5'4 and weighs 150lbs. She has webbed toes on both of her feet

How old does she look to you? let's see what people will vote.

Joanna -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/05/16/3EF85CD700000578-4383374-image-a-4_1491406914323.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/05/16/3EF85CDC00000578-4383374-image-a-5_1491406919297.jpg

Where she was found -

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/04/05/16/3EF85EF600000578-4383374-image-a-6_1491406931469.jpg
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Kimbos_Egg
04/05/17 11:52:58 PM
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more like SHAMOO
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WhiskeyDisk
04/05/17 11:55:14 PM
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throw her back in the water before she dries out.
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PKMNsony
04/05/17 11:58:42 PM
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I just want to see her feet god damn it!
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Nade Duck
04/05/17 11:58:43 PM
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Zeus
04/06/17 12:36:58 AM
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mrduckbear posted...
A "mostly naked" California Fresno girl who was born with WEBBED FEET was found walking in a street who claims she is a MERMAID and police need help identifying her as she was found with wet hair and wearing just a sports bra...


Wait, was she wearing a top with no bottom? >_>

PKMNsony posted...
I just want to see her feet god damn it!


Also clicked due to morbid curiosity.
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Cacciato
04/06/17 12:38:45 AM
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Should've asked if hey knew a chick with a mustache
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ClarkDuke
04/06/17 1:05:59 AM
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NeoSioType
04/06/17 1:15:15 AM
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Just another mermaid looking for healthcare?
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WhiskeyDisk
04/06/17 2:37:02 AM
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NeoSioType posted...
Just another mermaid looking for healthcare?


I don't know if America would be the best place to come ashore for that...
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