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thanosibe
04/05/17 5:47:48 PM
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I'm like awww yeah.

Then she texts "I'm out of Diet Mt Dew"

:-(
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Were_Wyrm
04/05/17 5:48:18 PM
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And by diet mt dew she means the neighbor.
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Mernardi
04/05/17 5:49:19 PM
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Cucked by the Dew :(
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BoobsAreMurder
04/05/17 5:50:23 PM
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man, i would of figured she meant she wanted to clean off the keyboard to the typewriter.
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Lonestar2000
04/05/17 5:51:25 PM
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EWWWW, she drinks diet.
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darkphoenix181
04/05/17 5:53:41 PM
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no wonder

she needs sprite to quench her thirst
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Syncronous
04/05/17 6:00:42 PM
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How does it feel to be cucked by a beverage?
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thanosibe
04/05/17 6:01:48 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
no wonder

she needs sprite to quench her thirst
Is that some euphemism you kids use I don't know anything about?
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SSJGrimReaper
04/05/17 6:02:13 PM
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Mt Dew is a trash tier drink
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voldothegr8
04/05/17 6:05:42 PM
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Then the mailman came in and quenched her thirst.



By offering her a diet dew of course.
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thanosibe
04/05/17 6:07:25 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Then the mailman came in and quenched her thirst.



By offering her a diet dew of course.
Phew. Damn you had me scared for a minute there. But hey free soda means money I don't have to spend on it.
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thanosibe
04/05/17 7:51:21 PM
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Okay she's not thirsty I brought her some soda home.
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KogaSteelfang
04/05/17 8:32:21 PM
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Do the dew.
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thanosibe
04/05/17 9:33:32 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Do the dew.
Maybe she wants my dew?
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GameofWheels
04/05/17 9:43:23 PM
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Mountain Dew is such a pleb drink
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Returning_CEmen
04/05/17 9:49:25 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Mt Dew is a trash tier drink

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JlM
04/05/17 9:55:59 PM
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Diet Mountain Dew, baby, New York City
Never was there ever a girl so pretty
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