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lilORANG
04/05/17 1:57:23 AM
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I brush twice and floss once a day. Still smells like ass.

wtf do i have a condition?
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hotwheeler89
04/05/17 1:58:36 AM
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Stop eating the booty like groceries.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/05/17 1:59:39 AM
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Brush your tongue, too. Also mouthwash.
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gamepimp12
04/05/17 1:59:41 AM
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Probably tonsil stones.


Get a water pik
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VanananaHeyHey
04/05/17 2:00:45 AM
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Brush your tongue and the top of your mouth if you aren't already.

Eat more vegetables. Drink green tea and a lot more water. Reduce sugar in your diet if you can because that's what mouth bacteria crave.
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buddyboigiru
04/05/17 2:01:33 AM
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scrape that tongue, use mouthwash, use mints.
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Liberals
04/05/17 2:04:39 AM
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Try a mouthwash without alcohol.
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AlabamaLove
04/05/17 2:11:59 AM
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gamepimp12 posted...
Probably tonsil stones.


Get a water pik

just youtube'd this and why did i do this?
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Ki_cat_
04/05/17 2:18:41 AM
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Could be 100 different reasons.

What's your diet?
Smoker?
Do you sleep with your mouth closed?
Tonsil stones?
How long has this been occurring?
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DoctorVader
04/05/17 2:19:09 AM
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Stop eating your own ass.
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lilORANG
04/05/17 2:20:26 AM
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Ki_cat_ posted...
What's your diet?

uh....cereal, sandwiches, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese, bean quesadillas, frozen pizza, etc. Single dude food.

Ki_cat_ posted...
Smoker?

fuck no

Ki_cat_ posted...
Tonsil stones?

idk, not that I know of. Would I know if I have them, or do I gotta see a doctor?

Ki_cat_ posted...
How long has this been occurring?

Like for fucking ever.
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Ki_cat_
04/05/17 2:33:11 AM
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Well, there'll be some clinical signs. Visually there might be some yellow/white debris on your tonsils. Number one clinical sign is bad breath but other signs might be a sore throat, ear ringing and difficulty swallowing.

It could just be genetics too. I don't think "less than desirable" diet should give you terrible breath.


Have your gums or anything been bleeding when you brush/floss? Could be a dental issue.

Dry mouth constantly?
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MabusIncarnate
04/05/17 2:34:12 AM
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How often do you douche your mouth?
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ShinigamiSoul
04/05/17 2:37:35 AM
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That's all you eat, TC? Try cooking.
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Dark_SilverX
04/05/17 3:10:12 AM
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hotwheeler89 posted...
Eat the booty like groceries.

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SomeLikeItHoth
04/05/17 3:38:55 AM
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This entire topic is weird.
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
04/05/17 3:43:25 AM
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try drinking more water, keeping the mouth moist helps. Dry mouths smell, that's why people are telling you to avoid mouth wash with alcohol.
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Scotty_Rogers
04/05/17 3:46:57 AM
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NeoBowser
04/05/17 3:52:28 AM
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You need to eat breakfast. I hate it too but if you leave your stomach open it's gonna smell like ass. Some people have it worse than others
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hotwheeler89
04/05/17 3:54:39 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
keeping the mouth moist helps

Did someone say moist?
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Parappa09
04/05/17 3:54:51 AM
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NeoBowser posted...
You need to eat breakfast. I hate it too but if you leave your stomach open it's gonna smell like ass. Some people have it worse than others

i hate eating breakfast

i'm never hungry enough in the mornings to eat it. weekends are fine since i can eat an hour or two after i wake up and don't have to rush to work
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ModLogic
04/05/17 4:35:34 AM
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WhiteAngel50
04/05/17 4:43:52 AM
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I used to have the same problem too. I was always nervous talking to someone cause my breath stank so bad.



Basically I just scrape my tongue like 5 times and use mouth wash. Then I chew on some breath mints and drink water to keep my mouth from being dry. Don't chew gum cause your saliva is still in your mouth and all that bacteria is swooshing in your mouth when you chew gum. Just eat some mints.
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XciteMePlease
04/05/17 4:51:28 AM
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LMAO this topic has me DYING XD
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NeoBowser
04/05/17 5:24:24 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
NeoBowser posted...
You need to eat breakfast. I hate it too but if you leave your stomach open it's gonna smell like ass. Some people have it worse than others

i hate eating breakfast

i'm never hungry enough in the mornings to eat it. weekends are fine since i can eat an hour or two after i wake up and don't have to rush to work


I don't eat breakfast either
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lilORANG
04/05/17 10:30:54 AM
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...
This entire topic is weird.

Get out and never come back.
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Parappa09
04/05/17 4:40:32 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
Parappa09 posted...
NeoBowser posted...
You need to eat breakfast. I hate it too but if you leave your stomach open it's gonna smell like ass. Some people have it worse than others

i hate eating breakfast

i'm never hungry enough in the mornings to eat it. weekends are fine since i can eat an hour or two after i wake up and don't have to rush to work


I don't eat breakfast either

let's not eat breakfast together forever
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NeoBowser
04/05/17 5:08:45 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
NeoBowser posted...
Parappa09 posted...
NeoBowser posted...
You need to eat breakfast. I hate it too but if you leave your stomach open it's gonna smell like ass. Some people have it worse than others

i hate eating breakfast

i'm never hungry enough in the mornings to eat it. weekends are fine since i can eat an hour or two after i wake up and don't have to rush to work


I don't eat breakfast either

let's not eat breakfast together forever


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lilORANG
04/05/17 6:06:44 PM
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NeoBowser posted...
Parappa09 posted...
NeoBowser posted...
Parappa09 posted...
NeoBowser posted...
You need to eat breakfast. I hate it too but if you leave your stomach open it's gonna smell like ass. Some people have it worse than others

i hate eating breakfast

i'm never hungry enough in the mornings to eat it. weekends are fine since i can eat an hour or two after i wake up and don't have to rush to work


I don't eat breakfast either

let's not eat breakfast together forever


You're my special friend

I'm glad I made this topic. It's always nice to see people coming together.
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voldothegr8
04/05/17 6:09:20 PM
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How has not one person said to floss? If you don't floss that shit festers between your teeth and makes your breath rank.
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KobeSystem
04/05/17 6:11:36 PM
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I never eat breakfast as well >_>

also how do you smell you own breath? huffing into my palm then smelling it isnt working >_>
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K181
04/05/17 6:12:11 PM
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Stop being a butthead.

oooooooooooh
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lilORANG
04/05/17 6:13:33 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
How has not one person said to floss? If you don't floss that shit festers between your teeth and makes your breath rank.

probably because i said I floss in the OP
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mrtopgoon327
04/05/17 6:33:01 PM
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get a tongue scraper. brushing my tongue itself never seemed to clean it enough for me.
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Axiom
04/05/17 6:34:39 PM
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Do you still have your tonsils

If so it could be this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith
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Scotty_Rogers
04/06/17 1:43:06 AM
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Seriously, use an Orabrush. That shit does wonders. 80-90% of bad breath germs comes from the tongue, iirc; Orabrush should kill that shit.
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AmonAmarth
04/06/17 1:45:15 AM
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Make sure too drink lots.
Avoid dry mouth and dry lips.

Brush the tongue.
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MabusIncarnate
04/06/17 1:47:49 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
How has not one person said to floss? If you don't floss that shit festers between your teeth and makes your breath rank.

Because most of us can read and read that in the OP he flosses. Smh.
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