Poll of the Day > Quick, Easy Solution for Annoying, Aggravating, Obnoxious Barking Dogs.

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darkoj
04/04/17 8:55:26 PM
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My neighbors have 3 Chihuahuas that will bark endlessly if they detect anyone in the immediate vicinity. It's spring time now, and I like to enjoy my backyard in peace and quiet; therefore, these littles pricks really irritate me when they prevent me from enjoying the property that I pay good money to inhabit.

I came up with a quick and easy solution for the problem. It's so effective, that the dogs are brought inside their home within a matter of minutes from when I implement my tactic. I place a 200 watt, 5 speaker amplifier, comprised of a single 12" downward facing subwoofer, two 5" mid range speakers, and two 2.5" tweeters, right in front of these rodents and blast the recording of angry dogs barking, streamed from YouTube, right back at them. They immediately retreat from the fence, still barking of course, to the backdoor of their home, allowing their owner to enjoy their shrill harassment as well as my deafening sonic assault.

Yes, I'm passive aggressive. Yes, I feel somewhat guilty after doing it. Yes, I take pleasure in my success.
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