Poll of the Day > I kind of hate the town I live in

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it's better than my last town, sure, because there's actual stores here

but there's only two restaurants.

and they're both Mexican food.

i want to go get a greasy dive burger, like I could in my old town, but I don't want to drive 10 minutes to get one.

the options for a burger here are burger King or mcdonald's.

none of the 14 bars here sell food.
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Best obtainable internet speed?

RedPixel posted...

Best obtainable internet speed?

both have the same speeds obtainable, 200mbps, but two entirely different providers for it
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Ten minutes is too far? Lol
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That new chicken sandwich at burger king is good at least

You should open your own burger place called small town dive burger
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Ya, hate my city too. Most people are hyper conservative. The whole city is geared to feed off Florida tourism, so over 90% of jobs are retail or fast food. And pay is so low here that 16K - 20K a year is considered damn good money by most people you talk to.

BillySastard posted...

Ten minutes is too far? Lol

to get a burger?

yes.

Mead posted...

That new chicken sandwich at burger king is good at least

You should open your own burger place called small town dive burger

or I can change my name to Bob and name it bobs burgers
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helIy posted...

none of the 14 bars here sell food.

o.0
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yeah that's weird, isn't it?
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helIy posted...

yeah that's weird, isn't it?

Very much so. I find it very hard to find a bar that doesn't sell food to be honest.
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a few of them will do "taco thursdays", and i think one of them has a buffet on sundays

but other than that, no.
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That sucks man.
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fun fact on the mexican restaurants.

they're next to each other.

like they literally share a wall.

i would show an image of it from google maps, but their streetview is from before they opened, so.
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Man and I thought my town slurped anus. We got this place called Burger Nation and it's fucking GOOD. They even have deep fried twinkies
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helIy posted...

fun fact on the mexican restaurants.

they're next to each other.

like they literally share a wall.

i would show an image of it from google maps, but their streetview is from before they opened, so.

Protip: one of them is laundering money for gangs/cartels and might have drugs in the food.

Experiment with both places and see which ones tacos make you feel happier than usual.

(experienced this happening to several mexican places in small town ive lived in)
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bulbinking posted...

Experiment with both places and see which ones tacos make you feel happier than usual.

it used to be the first one, but then they got closed down for a month and reopened with a new cook and it just wasn't as good.

then the second one opened and they're much better.

they have an $8 burrito the size of my dick.

since you don't know how big my dick is, it's about the length and thickness of your forearm. seriously, this burrito is massive.
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