Current Events > Describe the first year of your life after winning $100,000,000,000.

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Vindris_SNH
04/03/17 5:14:01 PM
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You win one-hundred billion dollars. Describe the first year of your life after winning the money.

I would spread half the money in different bank accounts. Then I would hire a general contractor to build me a new cul-de-sac in a nice suburb, lined with 7,000 square foot houses, and at the head of the cul-de-sac, there would be a huge party mansion. I would invite all my friends to come live in the neighborhood for free after the project was finished. The party mansion would be partially staffed on weekdays, and fully staffed on weekends.

That's a start ;D
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ManSpread
04/03/17 5:14:51 PM
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probably get shot and killed cause theres no way that goes unnoticed
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CableZL
04/03/17 5:15:51 PM
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1. Quit job
2. Invest a large sum of it
3. Spread the rest between different bank accounts
4. Buy house
5. Buy a few cars
6. Do whatever I want to do for the rest of my life
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K181
04/03/17 5:16:29 PM
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Assuming that that's $100 billion after taxes...

You're looking at the new owner of the Chicago Cubs, Chicago Blackhawks, and Chicago Bears, and I still have over $95 billion to spare.
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Gamer99z
04/03/17 5:16:36 PM
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"Richest man in the world found dead."
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Pitlord_Special
04/03/17 5:16:49 PM
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hookers and blow
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Iodine
04/03/17 5:17:09 PM
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ManSpread posted...
probably get shot and killed cause theres no way that goes unnoticed

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Freakz19
04/03/17 5:17:26 PM
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I would open up a bakery and live peacefully for the rest of my life.
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GunmaN1905
04/03/17 5:17:51 PM
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I'd overthow my country's corrupted goverment and have them all [not getting modded].
Clubs from my city would be champions in every sport.

And on the personal side, houses, cars, bitches, etc. The usual suspects.
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CraziestCal
04/03/17 5:22:08 PM
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Pitlord_Special posted...
hookers and blow

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pinky0926
04/03/17 5:23:51 PM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
You win one-hundred billion dollars. Describe the first year of your life after winning the money.

I would spread half the money in different bank accounts. Then I would hire a general contractor to build me a new cul-de-sac in a nice suburb, lined with 7,000 square foot houses, and at the head of the cul-de-sac, there would be a huge party mansion. I would invite all my friends to come live in the neighborhood for free after the project was finished. The party mansion would be partially staffed on weekdays, and fully staffed on weekends.

That's a start ;D


Dude, I'm not sure you're comprehending the sum you've put down here. 100 billion dollars is half the entire annual GDP of Ireland. What you want to achieve could be done no problemo with maybe 50 million, no issue.

If you had 100 billion dollars you could pretty much buy an island apiece for all your buddies and a fleet of private planes for everyone you know and still not even touch the sides of your fortune.
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1NfamousACE_2
04/03/17 5:24:07 PM
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CraziestCal posted...
Pitlord_Special posted...
hookers and blow

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BuckVanHammer
04/03/17 5:24:59 PM
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Get my family in order
Travel
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Kitt
04/03/17 5:25:44 PM
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I would spend the rest of my life doing what I've always dreamed of: Absolutely nothing.
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EvalAngell
04/03/17 5:26:45 PM
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you essentially become a god with that kind of money.
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ChromaticAngel
04/03/17 5:30:48 PM
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I stand in front of a camera looking all giddy while touching my lips with my pinky finger.
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barnnn
04/03/17 5:34:10 PM
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1. Fund a whole lot of medicine and robotics research.
2. Dedicate the rest of my life to video games, anime, art, music, and literature.
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Dustin1280
04/03/17 5:34:54 PM
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Bet it on red, lose it all.
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Funployee
04/03/17 5:45:12 PM
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Shit.

Buy a SoHo apt and take the loft and basement, turn it into a music studio.

Have my bro and mom live in the building and then generate more $ through others renting/buying the other apartments.

Get all the equipment I've ever wanted for a studio, get my license, get my supped up Charger, give everyone who ever meant or did anything for me some money or at least a big dinner.take my mom on dates all the time.

Finally stop applying to jobs and make my own business, and it wouldn't be as much as a risk because I already have money.

Sleep.

Smoke more bud quit the cigarettes.

Personal trainer.

Invest in stocks and other things.

Buy a watch and a platinum Rosario.

Donate.

Lay low.
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Hummer 2
04/03/17 5:48:30 PM
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Run for president in 2020

Billionaire vs billionaire
Loser shaves his head
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bluezero
04/03/17 5:49:18 PM
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Donate $98 billion of it
Buy everyone everything
OD on something
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Kanaya413
04/03/17 5:49:27 PM
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ManSpread posted...
probably get shot and killed cause theres no way that goes unnoticed

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Questionmarktarius
04/03/17 5:51:16 PM
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K181 posted...
Assuming that that's $100 billion after taxes...

You're looking at the new owner of the Chicago Cubs, Chicago Blackhawks, and Chicago Bears, and I still have over $95 billion to spare.

Couldn't you save some time by just buying Chicago?
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UnholyMudcrab
04/03/17 5:52:19 PM
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GhettoFlip
04/03/17 5:53:40 PM
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Funployee posted...
Shit.

Buy a SoHo apt and take the loft and basement, turn it into a music studio.

Have my bro and mom live in the building and then generate more $ through others renting/buying the other apartments.

Get all the equipment I've ever wanted for a studio, get my license, get my supped up Charger, give everyone who ever meant or did anything for me some money or at least a big dinner.take my mom on dates all the time.

Finally stop applying to jobs and make my own business, and it wouldn't be as much as a risk because I already have money.

Sleep.

Smoke more bud quit the cigarettes.

Personal trainer.

Invest in stocks and other things.

Buy a watch and a platinum Rosario.

Donate.

Lay low.


topic said $100,000,000,000, not $10,000,000
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1NfamousACE_2
04/03/17 7:55:38 PM
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lol @ people wanting to work or invest
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DifferentialEquation
04/03/17 7:57:24 PM
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I wouldn't do much, tbh. I'd basically just buy a nice house and live a leisurely life. I'd also give a lot of money to my friends/family so they could all do the same.
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Relient_K
04/03/17 8:04:20 PM
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Get a nice house. Ser aside enough to live off interest. Donate a ton to charity and volunteer my time instead of working.
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Relient_K
04/03/17 8:06:20 PM
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Lol wasn't paying attention. Read it as million instead of billion. Doesn't change much but I'd probably run a major charity of some kind focused on a few things I feel are important.
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LightningAce11
04/03/17 8:07:10 PM
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Get a lawyer and financial adviser to help keep all the money safe.

Get a whole bunch of body guards.

Buy an island and turn it into a fortress.
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Vindris_SNH
04/04/17 9:04:28 AM
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What's up with all you people thinking you're going to get murdered just because you're rich?
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Bok_Choi
04/04/17 9:09:28 AM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
What's up with all you people thinking you're going to get murdered just because you're rich?

because life is like pokemon when you beat someone up you take half

irl it's called marriage i think
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
04/04/17 9:10:26 AM
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Gonna buy me a house and do whatever the fuck I want. Maybe start a YouTube channel for the heck of it, using incredibly expensive recording equipment.
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pinky0926
04/04/17 9:19:14 AM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
What's up with all you people thinking you're going to get murdered just because you're rich?


Because when you suddenly become the richest person on Earth you are definitely going to be the target of opportunists.
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pinky0926
04/04/17 9:19:48 AM
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
Gonna buy me a house and do whatever the fuck I want. Maybe start a YouTube channel for the heck of it, using incredibly expensive recording equipment.


You guys really aren't grasping the amount of money we're talking about here, fuck me
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
04/04/17 9:25:31 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
l33t_iRk3n_Rm33 posted...
Gonna buy me a house and do whatever the fuck I want. Maybe start a YouTube channel for the heck of it, using incredibly expensive recording equipment.


You guys really aren't grasping the amount of money we're talking about here, fuck me

Yeah, I'd also try my hand at, well, a lot of things. My name would be in the credits of every half-decent indie game that ever had a Kickstarter. Not to mention donate a shitton to charities and shit.
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Questionmarktarius
04/04/17 11:08:03 AM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Get a lawyer and financial adviser to help keep all the money safe.

Get a whole bunch of body guards.

Buy an island and turn it into a fortress.

You do realize you've become a Bond villain, right?
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foreveraIone
04/04/17 11:08:45 AM
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I'd play with so many assholes of pretty girls I'd probably end up sick...


what?
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ConfessPlease
04/04/17 11:18:20 AM
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Relient_K posted...
Get a nice house. Ser aside enough to live off interest. Donate a ton to charity and volunteer my time instead of working.

Live off the interest? Lmao why? You will never spend 100 billion in your lifetime. Why do people not understand what 100 billion is?

You could literally be the most careless person with money with this amount and it wouldn't matter. I wouldn't even keep track of it and I'm an accountant that records every single penny for revenue and expense. I would just spend it with cool shit I like. Literally wouldn't waste my time investing.
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pinky0926
04/04/17 11:20:13 AM
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ConfessPlease posted...
Relient_K posted...
Get a nice house. Ser aside enough to live off interest. Donate a ton to charity and volunteer my time instead of working.

Live off the interest? Lmao why? You will never spend 100 billion in your lifetime. Why do people not understand what 100 billion is?

You could literally be the most careless person with money with this amount and it wouldn't matter. I wouldn't even keep track of it and I'm an accountant that records every single penny for revenue and expense. I would just spend it with cool shit I like. Literally wouldn't waste my time investing.


It's making me irrationally annoyed at how people aren't getting this.
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DevsBro
04/04/17 11:21:17 AM
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CE regular DevsBro won the powerball toda--bought a private island in the Phi--was found dead in his bathtub this morning
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foreveraIone
04/04/17 11:26:13 AM
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You can literally travel the world on your custom 757 and buy a private island and party with the best looking girls in the world and throw away 50000 dollar bottles of champagne for fun. every day.
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charey
04/04/17 11:37:09 AM
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Probably get someone to invent the holodeck.

Or build Jurassic Park.

Or both.
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apolloooo
04/04/17 11:42:57 AM
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Build a giant bunker that that is earthquake proof,buke proof, apocalypse proof. It has farm, power generator, etc.

Put all the people i like inside it and live prosper forever. Basically building a small country underground with all the luxuries and shit
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Alakazamtrainer
04/04/17 11:44:08 AM
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Your looking at the owner of the Colorado Rockie, Colorado Avalanche, Denver Nuggets, Denver Broncos, and any other professional team in denver... Then buy most of down town denver
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the_cajun88
04/04/17 11:45:51 AM
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I would use this money to get a picture of vegy.

Serious answer: Traveling. And cars.

So many fucking cars.
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hollow_shrine
04/04/17 11:51:12 AM
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I'm buying as many US elections as I can country wide to aggressively expand the homosexual agenda, replace all climate skeptics holding national offices with more qualified people, grow education budgets in states country wide, and reassemble corporate regulatory legislation that supports consumers and people instead of corporate entities.
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MuayThai85
04/04/17 11:57:27 AM
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CableZL posted...
1. Quit job
2. Invest a large sum of it
3. Spread the rest between different bank accounts
4. Buy house
5. Buy a few cars
6. Do whatever I want to do for the rest of my life


You sound boring. It's already 100 billion, you can have you're entire family taken care (including cousins, aunts, uncles, etc) of financially for generations. Don't need to worry about investments. The interest alone in a savings account would be ridiculous enough.

I'm buying a dozen high end houses/penthouses around the world. Private G7 to take me whatever the fuck I want, crew on 24 hour stand by. My car and bike collection would rival Jay Leno's. My family, including my extended family (aunts/uncles/first cousins) would never have to work again. My main house would be insane.
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Hummer 2
04/04/17 12:00:59 PM
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Assuming you live 60 more years, you'd have to spend $3171/min to finish your money
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StealthRock
04/04/17 12:01:18 PM
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I'd tell no one. I'd carry on working like I normally do

I'd invest some, save some, donate some, and play with some


I'd travel a hell of a lot
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