Poll of the Day > man 2001 a space odyssey is boring as s***

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FatalAccident
04/02/17 3:22:28 PM
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Talk about a slow burning movie. The bit with the apes at the start had me thinking what the hell am I watching

I know it's supposed to be one of the best movies of all time but my god what a snore
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Miroku_of_Nite1
04/02/17 3:32:05 PM
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It gets a lot of the space science right. But its so dull and unimaginative.
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Metro2
04/02/17 3:32:14 PM
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I think of it as something someone would watch in a museum
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SooSober
04/02/17 3:34:22 PM
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I love rhat movie.
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Foppe
04/02/17 3:35:15 PM
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Opinions are like magnets, nobody knows how they work.
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Metro2
04/02/17 3:37:15 PM
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I love how exciting this trailer is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSGsh9so_dA
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Newave
04/02/17 3:40:20 PM
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2001 and 2010 are two of my favorite movies.
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JOExHIGASHI
04/02/17 3:44:52 PM
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Maybe if you watched it in 1968 you would like it.
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Paper_Okami
04/02/17 4:01:10 PM
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2001 is fucking amazing, you don't know what you're talking about.
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PimpMyRhydon
04/02/17 4:08:58 PM
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Mead
04/02/17 4:11:55 PM
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Yeah I kept waiting for it to get good

It never does
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Le_Corbeau
04/02/17 4:28:55 PM
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Take my advice: NEVER watch Solaris. Especially the Tarkovsky version.
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Paper_Okami
04/02/17 4:30:49 PM
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Le_Corbeau posted...
Take my advice: NEVER watch Solaris. Especially the Tarkovsky version.


Solaris (1972) is a 10/10 film.
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madadude
04/02/17 6:30:09 PM
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Le_Corbeau posted...
Take my advice: NEVER watch Solaris. Especially the Tarkovsky version.


Solaris is nearly perfect (but I believe all of Tarkovsky's films besides Nostalgia are). Perfectly linking the scientific elements of Lem's novel with Tarkovsky's perfect vision, creating a film that explores the emotions of humanity, what it means to be human and what it means to feel love, better than any film I've ever seen I believe.

Paper_Okami posted...
Le_Corbeau posted...
Take my advice: NEVER watch Solaris. Especially the Tarkovsky version.


Solaris (1972) is a 10/10 film.


yup :)
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madadude
04/02/17 6:36:32 PM
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Actually I just realized you are probably just directing that message about Solaris to FatalAccident, and that you might actually like it.

If so then yeah I agree, he shouldn't watch it.
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Foppe
04/03/17 1:57:20 AM
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HAL + Glados = <3
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Lil69Leo
04/03/17 2:04:56 AM
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Metro2 posted...
I love how exciting this trailer is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSGsh9so_dA


FASTEN

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because you might fall off the couch when you fall asleep
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Mead
04/03/17 2:12:57 AM
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This topic is now about couches that have seatbelts
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shadowsword87
04/03/17 2:25:38 AM
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I mean... the book is better >_>
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Mead
04/03/17 2:29:29 AM
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shadowsword87 posted...
I mean... the book is better >_>


Are there any situations where a film adaptation is better than the book it is based upon?
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shadowsword87
04/03/17 2:32:28 AM
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Mead posted...
Are there any situations where a film adaptation is better than the book it is based upon?


Actually the book came out afterwards (but was written while the movie was being made), and was basically just Arthur C. Clarke going, "well, might as well get a few bucks out of it".

But it does have the benefit of not being slow AF while reading it.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
04/03/17 10:36:14 PM
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Mead posted...
shadowsword87 posted...
I mean... the book is better >_>


Are there any situations where a film adaptation is better than the book it is based upon?


The Shining in my opinion.
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Cruddy_horse
04/03/17 10:57:07 PM
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that movie.
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argonautweakend
04/03/17 11:00:28 PM
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i hate this movie as well and have been called everything under the sun for voicing my opinion.

but then again on a similar topic perhaps people would be bored as hell with the first seven minutes of buildup before the payoff in the song "washer" by Slint
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yutterh
04/03/17 11:03:52 PM
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I thought thtat movie was super boring too. It must have been one of those movies where you have to see it when it comes out. Like how avatar is a pretty boring movie but the visuals are amazing and the 3D was a head of it's time.
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PimpMyRhydon
04/03/17 11:04:43 PM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates that movie.

It's like the most boring thing in the whole world. It's legit painful to watch. I'd rather sit through the view
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SushiSquid
04/03/17 11:08:30 PM
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Okay, so people mentioned Solaris. Wow, okay. I have opinions.

So the original 1972 Solaris is in, like Russian or something. I watched it and I've got to say... skip the first hour. Nothing happens in the first hour. There are some small amounts of plot being set up, but none of it matters for the rest of the film. There is, I'm not joking, a scene that's like ten minutes long of just a dude in a car, then an overhead shot of the highway, then the dude again, then the highway, etc. until you go crazy. A full hour of runtime of this film can be totally skipped over. Basically, skip to the part where he's actually on the space station. Then the movie is excellent. Just a huge waste of an hour first.

The George Clooney one in English from a few years back is good, too. It gets to the space station in about 15 minutes, if I remember correctly. I think it's better just because of that, but honestly, if you did skip the first hour of the original Solaris, that would be the better film.
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FatalAccident
04/05/17 2:50:39 PM
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thank fuck its not just me
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JoanOfArcade
04/05/17 2:51:29 PM
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Maybe in like the 60's is was "one of the greatest" movies but god no not even top 100
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Firewood18
04/05/17 2:56:19 PM
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Are there any situations where a film adaptation is better than the book it is based upon?

The Revenant for sure.
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FatalAccident
04/06/17 3:27:42 PM
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Revenant was better than the book it was based on????

That book must have been a fucking snooze fest and a half.

Literally the second most boring film I've ever seen after 2001: SO.
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wolfy42
04/06/17 3:30:14 PM
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I'm thinking of trying drugs sometime in the future since it's legal here. After doing that, I will have to rewatch many movies, including this one.
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