Poll of the Day > I'm a better person than approximately 41% of the board as of right now.

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Claude_Frollo
04/01/17 7:31:57 PM
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75184633

I voted no, unlike quite a few of you. I mean, I always figured I was a better person than quite a lot of you, but it's nice to have the empirical data to back it up.
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CountessRolab
04/01/17 7:33:19 PM
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How many cows have you eaten? Why is the puppy's life worth more?
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RunAwayCaterpie
04/01/17 7:40:03 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
How many cows have you eaten? Why is the puppy's life worth more?

The cows would have been killed anyway. It just wouldn't have been you eating them.
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Claude_Frollo
04/01/17 7:40:52 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
How many cows have you eaten? Why is the puppy's life worth more?


Spoken like someone who would crush a puppy for money and has to rationalize it.
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Mead
04/01/17 7:41:35 PM
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I am objectively better than you
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Tropic_Sunset
04/01/17 7:44:08 PM
#6:


Mead posted...
I am objectively better than you


This. I'm glad, though, that you think being better than less than half of people is a good thing, TC.
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Claude_Frollo
04/01/17 7:45:00 PM
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Tropic_Sunset posted...
Mead posted...
I am objectively better than you


This. I'm glad, though, that you think being better than less than half of people is a good thing, TC.


It means I'm a better person than AT LEAST a little less than half of the people. Nice try at being misleading.
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AdrammeIech
04/01/17 7:45:22 PM
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I was going to say something rude but I agree with you carli.
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Claude_Frollo
04/01/17 7:46:44 PM
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AdrammeIech posted...
I was going to say something rude but I agree with you carli.


What were you going to say?
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Mead
04/01/17 7:49:30 PM
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Claude_Frollo posted...
It means I'm a better person than AT LEAST a little less than half of the people.


1RuaI5I
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jamieyello3
04/01/17 7:50:19 PM
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RunAwayCaterpie posted...
CountessRolab posted...
How many cows have you eaten? Why is the puppy's life worth more?

The cows would have been killed anyway. It just wouldn't have been you eating them.

Nope. Over time you increased the demand for cows to be killed.

I had a burger, I can kill a puppy for a million. I'll donate half of it to a shelter, many many puppies are saved.
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Jen0125
04/01/17 7:50:22 PM
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Mead posted...
Claude_Frollo posted...
It means I'm a better person than AT LEAST a little less than half of the people.


1RuaI5I


LOL that gif was perfect
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SusanGreenEyes
04/01/17 8:46:58 PM
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Claude_Frollo posted...
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75184633

I voted no, unlike quite a few of you. I mean, I always figured I was a better person than quite a lot of you, but it's nice to have the empirical data to back it up.

I'm guessing the vast majority of the people who voted 'yes' have never stomped a puppy to death.
It's bragging about not stepping on a puppy on a video game website that's weird.
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EclairReturns
04/01/17 8:48:34 PM
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It's a hypothetical question. Your answer means nothing unless you were specifically presented with that puppy and that option to step on it for a thousand grand.

This proves nothing.
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MICHALECOLE
04/01/17 8:48:39 PM
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"Better person"

"Mattress fucker"
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Claude_Frollo
04/01/17 8:56:15 PM
#16:


EclairReturns posted...
It's a hypothetical question. Your answer means nothing unless you were specifically presented with that puppy and that option to step on it for a thousand grand.

This proves nothing.


Shush.
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Golden Road
04/01/17 8:56:29 PM
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You're a better person than someone who brags about stepping on puppies, I guess, but a worse person than someone who steps on puppies but doesn't brag about it =P
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Zeus
04/01/17 9:08:05 PM
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Claude_Frollo posted...
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75184633

I voted no, unlike quite a few of you. I mean, I always figured I was a better person than quite a lot of you, but it's nice to have the empirical data to back it up.


An assertion which is wrong for any number of reasons. First, you've incorrectly assumed that either 100% or a representative sample has voted in the poll. Clearly the whole board hasn't voted and it's very likely not a representative sample. Second, it's a rather fuzzy morality both in terms of an utilitarian standard (ie, if somebody takes the money then uses it to save a hundred dogs) and on a more basic social standard (where a dog's life doesn't necessarily have more value than other animals, hence shelters putting down extras). Personally, I abstained entirely because I can rationalize the act on an intellectual level but I'm not sure how capable I'd be on an emotional level.
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Llama_mama
04/01/17 9:32:46 PM
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The real question is, in what situation would you need to stomp on a puppy? I've always hated hypothetical questions.
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KogaSteelfang
04/01/17 9:36:49 PM
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Yeah, well, I'm taller.
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Claude_Frollo
04/01/17 9:44:00 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Yeah, well, I'm taller.


...Which has to do with this because...?
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KogaSteelfang
04/01/17 10:57:26 PM
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Claude_Frollo posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
Yeah, well, I'm taller.


...Which has to do with this because...?

It makes me better. :p
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Claude_Frollo
04/01/17 10:57:58 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Claude_Frollo posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
Yeah, well, I'm taller.


...Which has to do with this because...?

It makes me better. :p


No.

Wait, did you really vote yes on crushing the dog?
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Zeus
04/01/17 11:23:34 PM
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Fake news.

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Got it before reset but forgot to log out immediately, so my adv log entry shows after reset. Figured I'd get it while the April Fools fake broadcasts were still going to mess with people. Unfortunately, got it a *little* sooner than I'd expected so I didn't screencap it right on time. Wasn't until I started using a new stone that I realized that I was in range. Plus I had accidentally bought a few stones too many during the last Hefin VOS which I figured I had to use.
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KogaSteelfang
04/01/17 11:30:03 PM
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Claude_Frollo posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
Claude_Frollo posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...
Yeah, well, I'm taller.


...Which has to do with this because...?

It makes me better. :p


No.

Wait, did you really vote yes on crushing the dog?

No, but apparently I fail at humor. Your title reminded me of a schoolyard argument "I'm better than you." and the other responds with "nun-uh, I'm taller!"
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wwinterj25
04/01/17 11:42:03 PM
#26:


Claude_Frollo posted...
I mean, I always figured I was a better person than quite a lot of you


It's a shame nobody other than yourself thinks that. Still you keep living in your own little bubble kid.
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Erik_P
04/01/17 11:42:40 PM
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You're not better than anyone and you never will be.
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Claude_Frollo
04/01/17 11:51:18 PM
#28:


Zeus posted...
Fake news.

2XEzyJm

Got it before reset but forgot to log out immediately, so my adv log entry shows after reset. Figured I'd get it while the April Fools fake broadcasts were still going to mess with people. Unfortunately, got it a *little* sooner than I'd expected so I didn't screencap it right on time. Wasn't until I started using a new stone that I realized that I was in range. Plus I had accidentally bought a few stones too many during the last Hefin VOS which I figured I had to use.


Did you post in the wrong topic or something?
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Mead
04/02/17 12:11:06 AM
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@zeus what game is that, it looks fun
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Zeus
04/02/17 12:30:01 AM
#30:


Claude_Frollo posted...
Did you post in the wrong topic or something?


Yeah, I have too many fucking tabs open.

Mead posted...
@zeus what game is that, it looks fun


Runescape. I'm usually playing it in the background while posting, watching movies, etc. Been playing it since 2001. The fake news reference is because the game's admins were spamming fake broadcasts all day.
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Hypochondriathe
04/02/17 12:48:12 AM
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Claude_Frollo posted...
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75184633

I voted no, unlike quite a few of you. I mean, I always figured I was a better person than quite a lot of you, but it's nice to have the empirical data to back it up.


You fuck mattresses for free, but draw the line at squishing a puppy for seven figures?
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Tropic_Sunset
04/02/17 1:04:52 AM
#32:


Claude_Frollo posted...
Tropic_Sunset posted...
Mead posted...
I am objectively better than you


This. I'm glad, though, that you think being better than less than half of people is a good thing, TC.


It means I'm a better person than AT LEAST a little less than half of the people. Nice try at being misleading.


K. Unless you have other evidence, you are not better than less than half. Nice try at being misleading.
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SusanGreenEyes
04/02/17 10:24:06 AM
#33:


Hypochondriathe posted...
Claude_Frollo posted...
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/75184633

I voted no, unlike quite a few of you. I mean, I always figured I was a better person than quite a lot of you, but it's nice to have the empirical data to back it up.


You fuck mattresses for free?

What the crap did I miss? lol
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