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CableZL
03/09/17 12:40:09 PM
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http://www.wpxi.com/news/lawyers-pants-burst-into-flames-as-he-defends-arsonist/501076204

A defense attorney in Miami who was representing an accused arsonist presenting his closing arguments to the jury when his pants burst into flames.

Attorney Stephen Gutierrez is said to have been fidgeting with something in his pocket as the trial was coming to a close. With smoke billowing from his pocket, Gutierrez ran out of the courtroom. When he returned, still wearing his burned pants, he blamed the fire on a faulty e-cigarette battery.


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Wetterdew
03/09/17 12:48:48 PM
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Wooooow, that would be funny even if it wasn't a taunt, just because of the irony of the situation.
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Smashingpmkns
03/09/17 12:50:17 PM
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I knew it was going to be a vape just reading the topic title. They really need to regulate the batteries. People's faces are being blown up from this shit.
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l Dudeboy l
03/09/17 12:51:12 PM
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Liar, liar.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
03/09/17 12:52:09 PM
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this is like something out of a cartoon lol
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eston
03/09/17 12:53:30 PM
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hollow_shrine
03/09/17 12:54:38 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
If the prosecution didnt say "Liar Liar Pants on Fire" during his closing statement I'll be severely disappointed.

No, that would've been hideously cliché and grounds for immediate public shaming.
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UnfairRepresent
03/09/17 12:57:07 PM
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He could face serious legal consequences for this, attornies charging a reasonable fee and acting profressionally for their cilent is actual law.

Setting yourself on fire, even by accident, is probably a violation of that law
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LightHawKnight
03/09/17 12:58:08 PM
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What are the odds of that happening?
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Laserion
03/09/17 12:58:10 PM
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Liar Lawyer, pants on fire?
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E32005
03/09/17 1:00:04 PM
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OwlRammer
03/13/17 2:26:24 AM
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FlashOfLight
03/13/17 2:26:57 AM
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This is what happens when Randy Orton messes with someone's sister.
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Nazanir
03/13/17 2:28:13 AM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
this is like something out of a cartoon lol

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awesome999
03/14/17 11:41:06 PM
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This is why I come to ce
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Rika_Furude
03/17/17 12:49:48 AM
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Liberals
03/17/17 12:54:54 AM
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Proof that God is watching us.
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BallerXRosetta-
03/17/17 12:56:27 AM
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apolloooo
03/19/17 12:20:12 AM
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Amazing
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ChromaticAngel
03/22/17 11:49:19 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
I knew it was going to be a vape just reading the topic title. They really need to regulate the batteries. People's faces are being blown up from this shit.


It happens because they keep the batteries loose in their pockets with keys.
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Darmik
03/22/17 11:49:36 PM
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Weezy_Tha_Don posted...
this is like something out of a cartoon lol


It's like a gag that Lionel Hutz would do.
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DawkinsNumber4
03/22/17 11:52:27 PM
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WizardPowers
03/25/17 12:16:10 AM
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bringing a vape into the courtroom. Classy.
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ClockworkHare
03/25/17 12:18:04 AM
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Aww a stupid e-cigarette...
I was waiting for Florida Man to strike again.
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PBusted
03/31/17 1:52:09 AM
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Checkmate atheists
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WesternMedia
04/03/17 9:40:01 PM
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