I DON'T LIKE UGLY POKEMON.
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Jeff Zero 07/03/12 7:50:00 PM #1: |
I DON'T LIKE UGLY POKEMON.
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blindhobo13 07/03/12 7:51:00 PM #2: |
The # in parentheses is their placing last time on the list.
#649: Nosepass Previously: 493 17 years later and I still hate this just as much as the first time around. I mean, it just looks so stupid standing there with that look on its face. That bloated red nose is just terrifying. The biggest factor for me in ranking these Pokemon is aesthetics and while I do like some Pokemon who have overcome their objective ugliness with competitive prowess or other redeeming qualities, Nosepass doesnt have any. Its not good competitively, nothing remarkable in the anime/manga department, its just a big dumb rock and its the ugliest Pokemon in existence. Game Freak creating 156 new Pokemon just means 156 more spots Nosepass can go down on my list. Dumb rock. 648. Garbodor 647. Conkeldurr 646. Gulpin (491) 645. Swalot (490) 644. Gurdurr 643. Regigigas (488) 642. Luvdisc (485) 641. Lickilicky (456) 640. Magcargo (417) So here we have the ten worst Pokemon of all time (at this point in time). Nosepass has been spoken for. I dont think the others will cause that much controversy. We have Luvdisc, Lickilicky, literally garbage, literally has durr in its name and some ugly blobs. As for Magcargo, its got testicles hanging from its face. Its disgusting. Ill take Camerupt for my Flame Body/Magma Armor thank you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Natwaf_akidna 07/03/12 7:53:00 PM #3: |
Whooooo-
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GenesisSaga 07/03/12 7:53:00 PM #4: |
Gurdurrr < Conkeldurrr
Gurdurrr worst ever. Tag. -- Fennec... :3 http://fennecfox.biz/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Fennec-Fox-Having-Fun.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jeff Zero 07/03/12 7:53:00 PM #5: |
Nosepass is uglier than Probopass? Probopass is a probomination.
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Jeff Zero 07/03/12 7:54:00 PM #6: |
We have Luvdisc, [...] literally garbage
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Natwaf_akidna 07/03/12 7:55:00 PM #7: |
I dunno man, everytime I look at Probopass I lol'ed, or at the very least smile. Points for that.
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Murphiroth 07/03/12 7:55:00 PM #8: |
Conkeldurr hate? Lame.
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MrsFrisby 07/03/12 7:57:00 PM #9: |
Magcargo is way too low. Everything else is good placement.
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blindhobo13 07/03/12 7:58:00 PM #10: |
Also people have said I have a generational bias but if I really do, it's certainly not conscious! I like the Pokemon I like because they look cool/cute/whatever and I guess it just happens that a lot of them are Gen I? We'll see if this is true as this list goes farther.
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blindhobo13 07/03/12 7:59:00 PM #11: |
639. Volbeat (487)
638. Illumise (486) 637. Seismitoad 636. Stunfisk #635: Probopass Previously: 492 I dont really hate this thing as much as I used to. I mean its still another big dumb rock but its got one redeeming feature. It looks so absurd that its existence is humorous at times. Im still perplexed as to why someone thought giving an evolution to the worst Pokemon in existence was a good idea but what the hell. Whats done is done. Maybe they have a quota of bad Pokemon to create. 634. Trubbish #633: Klinklang Previously: N/A I like how their debut in the anime was pretty random and was just the writers realizing oh drat these pieces of s*** havent made their anime debut yet. We better do it soon but in a way so we dont have to waste an entire episode featuring these guys. Im pretty sure even they realized how stupid the gears were and just wanted to get their appearances over with ASAP. The episode they (just Klink and Klinklang though) debuted in was about Escavalier/Accelgor but they just decided to throw in a random gear sighting, interrupting the main plot for about two minutes. I think its pretty easy to see why these guys are dumb. They look ridiculous, their awfulness escalating with each evolution. Also the names are just laughable. I suppose theres some comedic value but again, thats because of how dumb they are. 632. Klang 631. Klink Seismitoad is gross. Stunfisk is derp. Volbeat and Illumise are wastes of space. 9 this time around to make the numbers more comfortable ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Natwaf_akidna 07/03/12 7:59:00 PM #12: |
I keep reading Stunfisk as Stunfist.
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blindhobo13 07/03/12 8:00:00 PM #13: |
Sorry to add to the clusterf*** of Pokemon-related topics already on this board but I am in a very Pokemon mood at the moment. Also everyone's talking about their top ten and when I thought about it, I didn't really know WHO was in my top ten. Opinions change very often and even when I get done with this list, my opinions will probably have changed again but I want SOME kind of stable ranking including the new Pokemon at some point.
Since I finally beat White and since I was thwarted of my plan last time to rank ALL the Pokemon by both myself (for being lazy) and Game Freak (for creating an entire new batch of the little ****ers right during my topic), I have to do this for closure reasons. **WILL CONAIN SPOILERS FOR ANIME/GAME/ETC.* if anybody cares. I DONT LIKE UGLY POKEMON. But I am also a fan of the quirky/weird/some other cool factor so if the quirkiness (or anything) overrides the ugliness enough, its not ugly for me. Hopefully I can explain this better later. >_> But since if I do individual write-ups for this, nobody will care and it will never finish, Ill be doing reveals in sets of ten (or at least more than one). I still have some stuff left from before I decided to switch to this format. I realized I couldnt be bothered to write a bunch of terrible write ups for terrible Pokemon. This is going to last like a week. I swear. Hold on to yer butts. I don't even consider my opinions offensive but you will probably get offended. >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 07/03/12 8:01:00 PM #14: |
Good you're not "649. Mewtwo" guy...
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Natwaf_akidna 07/03/12 8:02:00 PM #15: |
There are people like that? O_o
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blindhobo13 07/03/12 8:04:00 PM #16: |
From: Natwaf_akidna | #015
There are people like that? O_o some people will really surprise you with what they say is in their bottom 10 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 07/03/12 8:05:00 PM #17: |
I can't for the life of me remember who it was (and it may have even been 493. Mewtwo back in the day), and it's entirely possible it was a complete troll list, but I distinctly remember Mewtwo being last on somebody's list.
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blindhobo13 07/03/12 8:07:00 PM #18: |
That was Para.
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StifledSilence 07/03/12 8:10:00 PM #19: |
=( aww I love Magcargo.
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blindhobo13 07/03/12 8:26:00 PM #20: |
630. Bronzor (481)
#629: Heatran Previously: 489 This thing is so damn annoying. Change hasnt been too drastic for Heatran competitively. Its still a top-notch Pokemon. It has some damn good defenses to go along with that Steel typing, has a good movepool and can pull of a variety of roles, both offensive and defensive, which infuriates me since I dont even know what kind of set theyre running if I ever go up against it. Id never run a Heatran on my team because its too ugly so that means Im always going up against it if I see it. #628: Magmortar Previously: 475 lmao. Next! I had to give it its own write up to emphasize how stupid it is. #627: Huntail Previously: 479 I am ashamed to say that when my brother and I were deciding to trade Clamperls for Huntail/Gorebyss I wanted Huntail at the time. >_> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Natwaf_akidna 07/03/12 8:30:00 PM #21: |
NOT THE ZONG-
Oh, Zor. Nevermind. -- My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic! Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 07/03/12 8:31:00 PM #22: |
Well, Huntail>Gorebyss... I mean "wanting" something awful always sucks but if you have to pick, go with the hunter.
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Natwaf_akidna 07/03/12 8:32:00 PM #23: |
Is Huntail the strong one or the pretty one?
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Whiskey_Nick 07/03/12 8:37:00 PM #24: |
From: blindhobo13 | #020
#628: Magmortar Why do people hate him so much? -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Natwaf_akidna 07/03/12 8:38:00 PM #25: |
The mouth and it's chubbier, maybe?
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blindhobo13 07/03/12 8:43:00 PM #26: |
From: Whiskey_Nick | #024
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KateWadman 07/03/12 8:44:00 PM #27: |
oh yeah we're doing these too
#17: Steel I cant believe there have been two Steel gyms! Thats one more than there needed to be. Its so bland! I dont like Steel as a type because its so good (i jelly). They can be incredibly hard to take down because of those defense stats and have massive resistances and are no doubt the type most likely to ruin my fun when I get off a successful Dragon Dance or other stat boosting move. Also its like the ugliest type. -- What are teacups?? ^_~ 2/17/2011 - $5000 // $14,400 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Natwaf_akidna 07/03/12 8:45:00 PM #28: |
Just once I want a Dark gym.
Screw E4 Dark types. Oh, actually, did they change it in BW2? Or are the types still the same? -- My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic! Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 07/03/12 8:45:00 PM #29: |
18. Grass IMO
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KateWadman 07/03/12 8:46:00 PM #30: |
From: Natwaf_akidna | #021
NOT THE ZONG- >_> 626. Palpitoad 625. Bronzong (483) 624. Magnezone (469) 623. Tangrowth (443) 622. Bibarel (446) #621: Wailmer Previously: 476 Wailmer looks really stupid and every time I see it Im haunted because its a reminder of how stupid I was Pokemon wise. Back when I was first introduced to the concept of natures, EVs, etc. and really competitive battling, I got this crazy idea where in my box I would have one of every fully evolved just sitting there in my box so I could pick and choose like a boss whenever I battled someone. Its still a really cool idea but it takes so much work which back then I didnt fully grasp. So I started breeding for egg moves, natures, etc. This was before the Everstone Nature trick and Magma Armor/Flame Body to halve the number of steps because it was in Sapphire. So thats 10,240 steps per egg for it to hatch and Im pretty much relying solely on luck to get the right nature. I put right in quotes because it doesnt really matter what nature you have for Wailmer/Wailord because it honestly is NOT WORTH IT. It sucks. So you can chalk this up to bitterness at my own stupidity and lost time as a consequence but Wailmer is the symbol of obsessive stupidity for me. I mean, of course I foolishly raised other Pokemon that I didnt really care about but Wailmer is already so stupid and by far the one I dislike the most. After realizing I wasted all that time, I looked over the many boxes filled with useless, newly hatched Pokemon I didnt care for and Wailmer sat there looking at me with that stupid look on its face. Taunting me. And when I tried to release one, it always came back. All I needed to do (at most) was to get that thing to level 40 so it evolved, I got the Dex data and I could have shoved that thing into my box for all of eternity but I had to keep chasing after that perfect fat whale. Moby Dick. -- What are teacups?? ^_~ 2/17/2011 - $5000 // $14,400 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Natwaf_akidna 07/03/12 8:48:00 PM #31: |
There we are.
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blindhobo13 07/04/12 12:06:00 AM #32: |
620. Feebas (464)
619. Purugly (474) #618: Registeel Previously: 449 A new generation didnt stop the worst legendary trio from continuing to be the worst legendary trio. They look awful. A bunch of old farts who you have to get two other useless Pokemon for just to get a chance at them. 617. Regirock (448) 616. Regice (447) #615: Happiny Previously: 452 What the s***. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Natwaf_akidna 07/04/12 12:08:00 AM #33: |
I dunno, I kinda like Regice.
But yeah, did the Chansey/Blissey freaks really needed another pre-evo? -- My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic! Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blindhobo13 07/04/12 12:10:00 AM #34: |
614. Rhyperior (462)
613. Cryogonal #612: Munchlax Previously: 444 This little bastard is so annoying and goofy looking that I wouldnt want to put up with it at all if it didnt evolve into Snorlax (which didnt need a pre-evo anyway). 611. Alomomola 610. Relicanth (482) 609. Tympole 608. Bonsly (451) 607. Eelektrik 606. Gothita 605. Watchog 604. Lombre (480) 603. Beldum (471) #602: Metang Previously: 468 I cant even say its a little better than Beldum because its not. I have the exact same amount of indifference for it as Beldum. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blindhobo13 07/04/12 12:11:00 AM #35: |
#601: Unown
Previously: 465 You cant talk about useless Pokemon without talking about Unown. They only learn one move, have horrible stats, cant evolve, look abysmal, have a dumb name, and theres 28 of the damn things. But out of all the Pokemon they could put in DP as part of the Sinnoh Dex, Unown was one of them. Why? A lot of things got left out of DP and Unown took one of the spots in the Dex. Frustrating beyond belief. When I collected Pokemon cards, I kept them in a folder so I could organize them in numerical order. But since there were multiple forms of Unown, there were multiple cards for them. Who even wants a card of all the Unown?! Anyway, since I only had one slot for Unowns number in my sheet, the slot got overfilled and is now close to tearing. And the ruins that always involve these are pointless too. Third movie was not that good either. F*** Unown. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mcflubbin 07/04/12 12:14:00 AM #36: |
Purugly way too high.
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Natwaf_akidna 07/04/12 12:19:00 AM #37: |
Ahh Beldum.
Absurdly low catch rate, can kill itself with Take Down, AND a chore to raise? A deadly combination. -- My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic! Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blindhobo13 07/04/12 12:19:00 AM #38: |
Also I just hate that line.
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KateWadman 07/04/12 12:21:00 AM #39: |
#16: Rock
Rock has got to be one of the most pointless types. Theres almost no pure rock types and the only thing it does is add quadruple weaknesses to a bunch of things. Okay maybe thats a little extreme but I look over the Rock types and theres barely any I like. This is another not-so-beautiful type. Also, SO MANY ROCK GYMS. TOO EZ. -- What are teacups?? ^_~ 2/17/2011 - $5000 // $14,400 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Natwaf_akidna 07/04/12 12:25:00 AM #40: |
Gigalith was a total bro on my White Playthrough. And Golem/Rhydon dominated early gen, didn't they?
But yeah, I'll drop a rock for a ground most of the time. -- My Little Phineas and Ferb: Summer is Magic! Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KateWadman 07/04/12 12:29:00 AM #41: |
From: Natwaf_akidna | #040
Golem/Rhydon dominated early gen, didn't they? yes but they were both ground types too lollll. and i think the strongest rock move back then was rock slide. that's terrible. -- What are teacups?? ^_~ 2/17/2011 - $5000 // $14,400 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KateWadman 07/04/12 11:43:00 AM #42: |
From: MarvelousGerbil | #022
Well, Huntail>Gorebyss... I mean "wanting" something awful always sucks but if you have to pick, go with the hunter. it's not really like i "wanted" them. i just needed them for the dex. i'm still mad that i almost completed the hoenn dex and never finished it because one of my friends wouldn't trade me a treecko. =/ -- What are teacups?? ^_~ 2/17/2011 - $5000 // $14,400 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 07/04/12 11:51:00 AM #43: |
Yeah I was 2 Pokemon off in Emerald. Gorebyss and Latias.
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GenesisSaga 07/04/12 7:50:00 PM #44: |
How sad. I wasn't even close to completing my Dex in Gen 3, so I have no bias against the stuff I never managed to collect.
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StifledSilence 07/04/12 8:25:00 PM #45: |
I completed 1, 4, and 5 dexes. But I definitely feel your Huntail/Gorebyss pain. Those were very annoying to get.
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blindhobo13 07/05/12 1:24:00 PM #46: |
i will never get to finish a dex
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MarvelousGerbil 07/05/12 2:04:00 PM #47: |
It's not that hard to finish a dex. I mean, it's harder now because there's so many of them, but it's really just time consuming.
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KateWadman 07/05/12 2:05:00 PM #48: |
also link cables sucked
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MarvelousGerbil 07/05/12 2:07:00 PM #49: |
I legitimately couldn't find link cables when I was playing Red. I had a friend with Blue, we were going to finish our Pokedexes, but we didn't have the damn cable.
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blindhobo13 07/05/12 3:37:00 PM #50: |
yeah one of the problems with older games
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