Combat Booking Fatal-4 Way: B8UCA Tag Champ XIII_rocks vs. B8UCA Tag Champ Whiskey_Nick vs. KCF vs. B8UCA MW Champion Sess What order do we get to book stuff? That will be decided by the order of this friendly fatal four-way between the winners!
Undercard
MW Title #1 Contender: War vs. Ayvuir Who will face Sess for the title next week, right here on Ruin?
HEAVYWEIGHTS: JONALEON1 vs. BIGPUN (w/ foolmo) Get it? Because of the capital letters? See what I did there?
Tag Action: Boobs and Violence vs. New Team ExTha (w/ ExTha) Regardless of the result of the match later in the month between WotR/Chris+Drak, one of the former tag champs will challenge for the title at Night of Champions. One of few active teams to have held the title, could B+V get their chance?
Non-Title Match: B8UCA LW Champion eaed vs. Warning_Crazy (w/ Swirldude) I have a plan for eaed that will see him defend the title in arguably his toughest challenge yet. But that challenge might not even be necessary if he fails to dispatch a hungry WC here!
TheKnightOfNee promo segment/victory parade Nee has saved UCA's prestigious and historic HW title from TheRock's evil clutches, while holding our other world title! Confetti everywhere and his many fans are going wild.
Nee will also join in on commentary to scout his opponent at Night of Champions, who is competing...right now.
Alright Haguile I need you to win now: Haguile vs. Mister_America Well it seems I have no choice but to give Haguile a title shot at Night of Champions, so I would like Haguile to at least break the losing streak before he gets fed to Nee! America was godstomped last night, so he might finally be the one to put Haguile over.
XIII vs. Nick vs. Sess vs. KCF War vs. Ayvuir JONA vs. PUN Nio/Crim vs. DP/ZeroSignal eaed vs. WC Haguile vs. America
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"I am the best in the world at everything I do, and I don't have to write it on the back of a T-Shirt to prove it, because I AM it." - Chris Jericho
Tough matches all round here! I'm such a good booker.
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since mines is Devil may cry i probley would it up to the spiderboss and get killed off after that then ill yell LIGHT - ertyu on how far he'd make it in DMC
*drags Nick back into the ring and delivers a slightly botched i am thegamebreaker which the crowd thankfully does not notice and cheers wildly for anyway*
YOU WILL FIGHT
-- MRNICEWATCH - Somebody call the Brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING - This fo' Trayvon...
CONSPIRACY THEORY: Nick took himself out of the match because he recognizes that I am going to embarrass him and cause XIII to reconsider their tag team. This is the only way for him to avoid that fate and keep his tag titles.
-- MRNICEWATCH - Somebody call the Brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING - This fo' Trayvon...
From: RPGlord95 | Posted: 5/22/2012 7:49:12 PM | #021 *appears on the tron*
Far from it Sess. I merely do not see the point in the most dominant War games team ever injuring each other over a prize we already won.
Most dominant?
Most dominant?
lolno
Face facts, Team XIII is here to stay. We might just take all the combat titles for fun. Maybe make y'all compete for a dunce hat every week. That will be your world title LOL
-- MRNICEWATCH - Somebody call the Brinks truck! I INVENTED POSTING - This fo' Trayvon...
Far from it Sess. I merely do not see the point in the most dominant War games team ever injuring each other over a prize we already won. Most dominant?
Most dominant?
lolno
Face facts, Team XIII is here to stay. We might just take all the combat titles for fun. Maybe make y'all compete for a dunce hat every week. That will be your world title LOL
Sure, you guys won the match.
My sources say it was only by a few votes, though. That doesn't make you the "most dominant" anything.
As I'm sure everyone saw, I competed at B8CW Origins to defeat Rock for the UCA Heavyweight title. Those of you who watched may have noticed that something was different. Very different. The B8CW fans... they booed me.
That's right, they treated me as an enemy. The single most popular individual in the UCA is not welcomed to the B8CW with the same love.
So why did I go and compete in the B8CW? Why didn't I participate at Modern Warfare, the premier UCA event? Clearly, the fans love me in the UCA, and Modern Warfare is a wonderful yearly extravaganza. But I crossed enemy lines and put on a fantastic event for ungrateful fans. And I did it for the UCA and its fans. Rock was trying to disgrace this organization by stealing the belt and running. I stood up for the UCA, and went and took the belt back. And in the UCA it will stay.
The rich history of the title remains with the UCA. Names like Steiner, Dante, and Extha will continue to be a part of the great legacy held in this belt. The UCA has not been tarnished. And in the future when someone tries to undermine it again, I will be there to halt them once more. I will do it for the UCA. I will do it for the many dedicated fans. And that is why I have now become your undisputed heavyweight champion.
And finally, I would like to announce that soon, there will be a big surprise for the fans of the UCA. But first, I have to commentate this match. *puts on headset*
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER. Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...
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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8
[At the end of Mister_America's domination of Haguile, Rad Link suddenly runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He stares down both competitors for a few seconds, and then slides out the other side of the ring, ending up with his back towards the announce table. He backs up from the ring, watching the two men in it intently, until he's close enough to suddenly turn around and grab Nee from his seat. He pulls the headset off Nee and yanks him over the table. Rad Link slams him into the steel steps and brutally assaults him outside the ring, finally delivering the Hyperlink to him. Rad goes over to where the microphones are held and grabs one.]
Congratulations, Nee! Congratulations on saving the UCA Heavyweight Championship! Yeah, you're a real hero! Hey, tell me Nee! What do you do in your spare time? Huh? Donate time to non-profit organizations? Build houses for lower class families with no source of income? Tutor struggling inner city students? Huh, Nee? Or do you just spend a lot of time in the woods with bears?
You're a sociopath, Nee! You see, I was like everyone here at first! I thought there was no way "The Fan Favorite" would hire a bear to try and destroy my career! It had to be that jealous Rock! The one who's been disrespectful to me from day one, when I came into this company and set him on his path to stardom! But the thing is, Nee, Rock's been busy! He hadn't even been showing up to UCA! He's really been pouring his time into that B8CW project of his, and I don't think he would have noticed if UCA had disappeared entirely!
And here's what really got me suspicious, Nee. It seemed too obvious. Why were all the clues pointing towards TheRock? TheRock's not that stupid! If it were really him, he'd definitely cover his tracks better. Oh, you had me fooled for a while, Nee. I kept putting the clues you laid out for me together, and I kept coming right back to Rock. It was like it was all set up for me to restart my feud with that man! It was like... it was like it was all set up for me, Nee.
Nee, I can't challenge you at Night of Champions. I've never held either of the titles you wear sickeningly around your demented waist. But I can make your life a living hell. And considering that's exactly what you did to me? I'm all too happy to do it to you.
BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
[A chorus of boos rain down from the audience for the assault on the fan favorite.]
... I SAID BECAUSE I'M RAD LINK 5!
[The boos get even louder. Rad Link shoots an outraged look at the fans.]
... I'M RAD LINK 5, AND I'M GONNA KNOCK YOUR BRAINS OUT!
[Rad Link delivers a hard kick to Nee's head before leaving, being assailed by boos.]
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