~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper B. -24 hour time limit on each rap starts when the previous rap (or the topic itself) is posted -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You cant vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. See discussion topic for details.
May the best rapper win.
Seg, you may rap when ready as long as you are ready before the time limit comes up.
Also, Seg, check the discussion topic for updates on finals rules.
sit and witness the greatest fittest heavyweight sadist first-rate make the playlist make you 'late' I'm the latest great mars descendant first eight bars ascend as the eightest of all prey to the fallin blade I maul in the tree-shaded grey mist metallic sheen guillotine alec trevelyan like a gallic rebellion I got the stuff of tough asserting scruffy nerf-herding corellians power hurtin ya belly yellow shower blindin ya melon mutin ya cellar now ya hellen keller tellin her tale through gestures and bellers let fester my arrows to chest style in the first act like boromir your slow scripted death had the worst acting, scored no tear I know Game of Thrones, Goldeneye, theres a lot I've not seen still I hold to know no rest until I kill every sean bean
Patriot Games, The Island, Equilibrium and Goldeneye But the fav way Ive gone down was in between your girlfriends thighs Completing my "to do" list of these other rappers' foxes Like a thorough gynecologist I'm checking all the boxes
Now for this irate ingrate, who states that hes a heavyweight Then just spews white noise and hate, boy this aint no Fox News debate Await your best with bated breath, but so far Im not impressed In this match Im truly blessed, cuz facing yous a day of rest
Of talent you have less, aint no breaking your badness And based on those wack lines theres some meth-head to your madness Hes crazy like Targaryens, bet its incest he yearns Should call him DaenerysTemple cuz hes never had burns
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"nah, it's not my team if I drop pitchers for merely being horrible" -War13104
I steal the reign - the flow deals blind funky pain I blow more minds than a monkey in the soup kitchen of the brain flippin all the lids trick I'll cripple all your kids til they're sick twitchin vomitous hit em with a comet of bomb rap phenomenous shaman summon ominous piranha vamanos manana otra vez poach you with a mace smith and wesson to the face with a lesson life's a blessin - rest in my pieces scope release you like kevorkian pitchforkian scorpion reppin sets of three-step to my weaponry- -lapse in full with crime contrast your dull with fine, you crapped and we laughin knee-slap in bullet time happens fast, lapped in last slowly hilarious how wholly nefarious I roll be wary of your burial you lip flappin loser I been blastin all the users faults they callin me the alt maker you just threw up all your might and hit seabass with a salt shaker
Made rapping my career, on the rise since adolescence Up against anti-Santa -- dude just ain't got no presence They say ignance is bliss, then Seg must feel orgasmic Just a dumb little p**** asking I can haz dick? The cast of Mulan couldn't Make a Man Out of You If you said you was Christ you'd make Mel Gibson love Jews
Seg is nobody's fool, just cuz no one will claim him If his talent was height, hed go by the name Zim Think that Im Stoppable? Thats not Possible, Kim Seg fronts like a preacher, but got an e in that hym-n Told to watch what he eats, switched a****** to ass-skim Makes sense that he spits s*** with how he circles the rim