~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper B. -24 hour time limit on each rap starts when the previous rap (or the topic itself) is posted -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. See discussion topic for details.
I’m matched up with Giggsalot, pfft why not give Wigs a shot? Layin’ down Giggs stops graverobbin’ cuz nobody digs this Scot He’s just a mcguffin so I’ll put some Macduff in my game Already fits as Macbeth cuz no one’s speakin’ his name
I’m a one man blockbuster, while all you muster is bluster You like empty b8chats cuz you’re lines all lack Luster I’m diamond, you’re Talc, son, cuz if this the best you can do Don’t need the Mohs scale to know -- everyone’s harder than you
This Chapman can’t escape his fate, even if he had a Fast Car Locks down first sign of illness like Pandemic’s Madagascar He thinks he’s getting chronicled but I’m the one that’s Diesel Leave this kid so dazed and bloody that he’ll end up sigged by Lisel
Take your time, I won't hold you strictly to the deadline.
Also, I would like to note an error in my rap. It has come to my attention that in my last line, I refer to "Lisel". That should be "user saveus_maria". The rest remains the same.
as ever i'm totally not happy with this but screw it
Legend foretells that Giggs'll reign until the wood has risen plenty Today's not the day I'm slain, Diamond Trev's never harder than a semi- Final; Four men left, but none born of woman can touch this crown prince Hope for their sake that they were cos not one of 'em has been down since!
So get a clue; this verse your end and s***, each voter an accessory Giggs in the study with the penmanship, no guessin' games necessary So it don't matter what you thought, my snipe team'll leave your pack dead Here you ain't even got a shot, just more pipedreams than a crackhead
Your flow's a crime, it's closin' time in here 'cos every bar is classic My prose and rhyme got froze in time, you left behind; your Bark's Jurassic Giggs' be WOOFless, but to close I'll delegate to one more suited Alec's raps?
He says he’s crown prince, why not Last King of Scotland? Ask what do Amin? Well, we know how that plot ends Deposed and disgraced, he can’t hold onto the crown Now this battle’s like Twister: I’m winning hands down
I’m a lyrical Marvel and you ain’t even Capcom Say I’m Gay? Like Enola, droppin nuclear rap bombs Make you envy Nagasaki, seen better “Best” from Milwaukee Your raps blow up in your face like autoerotic bukake
His rough stuff all disjointed, I’ll rebuff that reshuffled fluff Giggs’ response so disappointing it got sorted into Hufflepuff Over Extha he was Towering, but I’ve struck him down like Babel Now he just can’t find the words to win, like illiterates with Scrabble!
jeez, this match has been like a writer's block-off!
Even before writing this it's should be clear to see who's greater When Alec tries to diss but only can compare me to dictators As King elect, to Alec I'll allocate some elecution lessons Though after those last words I'd advocate an execution session
Electrified, current shot right through his ass just like a bidet This Al's D-Day, and he plays the Phoenix worse than Furio Tigre Man, this Tender Lender gender bender makes such a s*** defendant Couldn't be a worse contender if he pled the fifth amendment
Or if all his resentment Squalled inside him with cursed ellipses B**** I'm a monster: shoot your lights out online, this verse my e-clips(es) See, with the pen I'm a Marshall; you're just backwards, a mini-mE And Alec's only like Marvel 'cos he lacks words compared to DC
Let me start by saying the endings to every verse here were all top-notch. You two know how to finish with flare. Gotta say Giggs' first verse felt a bit cluttered though. More "elegant poetry" than "rap battle". I still loved it, but then... I like poetry. I can't really say who had better disses because you seem fairly even in that regard, so I pick Alec because he was more consistent even though his first was a shade stronger than his second verse.
Mad props to the way you two played off of each other btw. I think Giggs won that battle. Also don't get too comfy looking at that vote because I might change it if I reread this thread.
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