Board 8 > I remember when a girl tried to cyber with me

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Mershaaay
08/27/11 3:33:00 PM
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Back when I first got AOL and would go on Final Fantasy VII chat rooms, some girl would IM me outside of them and talk about the game. She said she was like 15 or 16 or something.

I lied and told her I was 17, and she proceeded to chat with me and tell me about herself. I had no idea what was going on, but I remember that she always wanted to "role play," which I never really understood.

Soon things got a little crazy and she was like in love with me after 2 weeks. She started asking me about what I was wearing and all this crazy ****.

The best part about this... I was nine years old.

Looking back it would have been hilarious if I told her xfd

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VincentLauw
08/27/11 3:36:00 PM
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Then things would get even more hilarious when you realize that that probably wasn't a girl

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Blairville
08/27/11 3:36:00 PM
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I can only imagine what she looked like.

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GranzonEx
08/27/11 3:36:00 PM
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Online predators at work.
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RappinHobo9292
08/27/11 3:36:00 PM
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Probably a dude.

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Mershaaay
08/27/11 3:38:00 PM
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VincentLauw posted...
Then things would get even more hilarious when you realize that that probably wasn't a girl

No, I remember it pretty vividly. She didn't have the traits of a fake girl, she had the traits of an ugly insecure anime chick.

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vcharon
08/27/11 3:40:00 PM
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SephG quickly trying to convince himself he wasn't engaging in possible homosexual acts xfd

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Pram_the_Oracle
08/27/11 3:41:00 PM
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Suuuuuuure.

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Mershaaay
08/27/11 3:41:00 PM
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vcharon posted...
SephG quickly trying to convince himself he wasn't engaging in possible homosexual acts xfd

I wasn't. "She" was doing everything cause I told her I was a hot 17 year old boy.

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vcharon
08/27/11 3:42:00 PM
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Yeah, because that's usually how it works.

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neoneaper
08/27/11 3:57:00 PM
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Mershaaay posted...
VincentLauw posted...
Then things would get even more hilarious when you realize that that probably wasn't a girl

No, I remember it pretty vividly. She didn't have the traits of a fake girl, she had the traits of an ugly insecure anime chick.


so does Link the Midgit, so...

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Diet Water
08/27/11 3:58:00 PM
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ITT people don't believe Seph cause a fat girl would be a step up for them.

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TheKoolAidShoto
08/27/11 4:23:00 PM
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Somebody mentioned fat girls, paging Coffee Ninja

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MarvelousGerbil
08/27/11 4:37:00 PM
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The internet, where for some awful reason, you can lie and assume everyone else is being completely honest.

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Mershaaay
08/27/11 5:00:00 PM
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Diet Water posted...
ITT people don't believe Seph cause a fat girl would be a step up for them.

win


And for the record, the cybering wasn't that "sexual" in nature, which leads me to believe it wasnt just some dude

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CoolCly
08/27/11 5:13:00 PM
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You stole this exact story from someone in another topic lol.

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foolm0ron
08/27/11 5:13:00 PM
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Yeah I definitely think a 9-year-old sephyG had enough internet experience to tell the difference between a real 15 year old girl and a fake one

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Mershaaay
08/27/11 5:28:00 PM
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CoolCly posted...
You stole this exact story from someone in another topic lol.

no I did not

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Mershaaay
08/27/11 5:29:00 PM
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foolm0ron posted...
Yeah I definitely think a 9-year-old sephyG had enough internet experience to tell the difference between a real 15 year old girl and a fake one

23 year old sephyg does retrospectively

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blindhobo13
08/27/11 5:47:00 PM
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I remember when I cybered with a guy. He told me to pretend he was a girl. As in his role was "guy pretending to be girl." Only time I've found cybering hot.
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Rad Link 5
08/27/11 5:53:00 PM
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Fantastic topic.

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CoolCly
08/27/11 6:03:00 PM
#22:


The opening post is almost word for word what another user posted in another topic like a week ago, even ending in the "heh woulda been funny if I told her".

It even had the first reply being "heh it's even funnier when you'll eventually realize it wasn't a girl"

I think you changed the ages by a year or two though.


The other user also had something about guessing the weight of an 18 year old as 100 pounds and getting busted though.

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Ayuyu
08/27/11 6:08:00 PM
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Could've been a girl though it's not that hard to act like one over the internet, I fooled oh so many people on RO, even confirmed girls !

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SovietOmega
08/27/11 6:11:00 PM
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^.^ tee hee imma girl!

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GenesisSaga
08/27/11 6:12:00 PM
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SovietOmega posted...
^.^ tee hee imma girl!

Holy crap! I was totes fooled just now! Zomgs! ^_^

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