Board 8 > 9.8% of GameFAQs

(+) Yeah! (+)

Not getting laid any time soon.

That's actually better than I expected, keep it up boys!

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s'ok

76% will be impotent

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No one had sex before the almighty cell phone.

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Enjoy the silence.

SovietOmega posted...
s'ok

76% will be impotent

"Can you write you number down for me since I don't have a cell phone? It's okay I'm not impotent yet."

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I've never had sex? I thought I just didn't like talking on the phone 24/7. I have a home phone and the internet. No reason for me to get a cell phone.

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Cell phones make home phones pointless, not the other way around. >_>

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They're pointless because I don't want to be on the phone all the time. There is literally one person I want to talk to, and I don't want to be on the phone with her all the time. Also, phone companies are ripping everyone off when Skype is far, far cheaper and offers the same thing.

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The Real Truth never leaves home, confirmed.

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Chrono1219

Do you work in the viral marketing department of a large cell phone company?

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there was no option for I have a cell phone, but I leave it home 99% of the time. When I go out it's just not something I think of to bring with me.

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I only ever wear shorts though. What do?

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I was one of the people that voted for "I don't have a cell phone".

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Jeff Zero posted...
I only ever wear shorts though. What do?

Are they comfy and easy to wear?

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Wouldn't have 'em any other way! (What? You're not wearing shorts!)

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Theon_Greyjoy posted...
Not getting laid any time soon.

That's actually better than I expected, keep it up boys!

What an odd assertion to make from those stats. Considering 8.5% of the site are over 31 and 8.67% married I would imagine that older already laid populace are the major culprits. >_>

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What Smurf said. Pretty much -everyone- under 30 has a cell phone, a more accurate statement would be that nearly 10% of GameFAQs are old ass men.

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31-40 year olds aren't so old that they wouldn't have cell phones. Granted, my eldest sister and her husband are actually like that, but I didn't have a cell phone until recently, either, so it's probably the way we were raised. (also, she had a kid recently, so I'm pretty sure she and her husband are ok on the sex front).

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Couple of my IRL friends are regulars on GameFAQs. 27 and 23 respectively; married to one-another. And neither has a cell phone. It's a pretty huge fluke in the surveys but it happens.

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PotDfaqs rears its ugly head again

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lol j/k - Bacon trolling Crono fans

I don't know what this stuff about old people not having cell phone is about. If you have, i don't know, a job, kids who go out, dating someone, drink, something, you probably have a cell phone. I have a hard time thinking of people I know, their parents, or stuff who don't have cell phones.

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Chrono1219

jacket pocket is the only way to go lamers

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I'm surprised this got as many posts as it did, I was just drunk and felt like trolling.

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