Board 8 > So.. how the hell do people engage conversations with complete strangers?

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LeonhartFour posted...
From: Ayuyu | #049
Well I asked my roomate if he would be willing to be beaten up by me yesterday.

He said no.
You could go for a fake fight and do the Rocky 3 Freeze Frame ending.

I never watched Rocky Movies.

Ah also on a totally unrelated note, I saw that one of the girls I was interested in a few weeks ago is going on some kind of '' Cruise for single people '' or something, think she's getting desperate.

There's that as a back up plan.

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Ask her to help you with your laundry. She is a girl and girls are good with laundry and stuff like that.

User728 posted...
Ask her to help you with your laundry. She is a girl and girls are good with laundry and stuff like that.

From what I,ve seen she's worse than me at that ! Well she's pretty bad at putting her clothes in the dryer anyway.

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From: Ayuyu | #051
I never watched Rocky Movies.

There's your problem.

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MarvelousGerbil posted...


I doubt she plays Pokemon ! That'd be awesome though.

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in that case talk to her about laundry itself.
with your gay friend alongside since you obviously aren't gonna work that convo.

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The truth is that if you lack the confidence then no one here can help you. Like if I were to give you 5 good sentences, you would be out of luck after you ran through all of them and you'd be screwed. And if you had the confidence then no one here can help you because you don't need the help since it will flow naturally. My advice is to not take suggestions on what to say, but instead you should work on confidence. Once that is fixed, you won't need to think about what to say...it'll come on its own.

But if you want to say a few sentences to her, ask her if she likes eggrolls and wantons and whatever else. Pretty sure all asians love those things.

Better yet just ask for the entire 1.75

Then you can buy her something

I thought you were going to use a cruise as your fallback.

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MarvelousGerbil posted...
I thought you were going to use a cruise as your fallback.

Naaaah, the fallback's the girl, I have too much pride to go on a single cruise.

Hell even those single nights in night clubs I find pathetic, imagine a cruise.

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Drop a quarter near her/ her laundry. Excuse yourself while you're near her picking up that quarter. Comment on one of her articles of clothing by saying "Oh, I have that same top(or whatever), I just need to get some shoes to go with it." She should laugh at this point. From there, use your natural charms for ensuing conversation. Have sex with her at your leisure.

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ViviffTheMobile posted...
Drop a quarter near her/ her laundry. Excuse yourself while you're near her picking up that quarter. Comment on one of her articles of clothing by saying "Oh, I have that same top(or whatever), I just need to get some shoes to go with it." She should laugh at this point. From there, use your natural charms for ensuing conversation. Have sex with her at your leisure.


How Ayuyu's time would actually go:

Accidentally nails chick in eye with quarter. Stammers out apology. Comments on article of clothing by saying "I, uh, that shirt, um, I need some shoes." She would stare back, very confused, at this point. From there, says his mom is calling and runs away, flailing arms. Uses left hand at leisure.

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So you can't talk to girls at all, but the people going to singles whatevers are the pathetic ones...

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StealThisSheen posted...
ViviffTheMobile posted...
Drop a quarter near her/ her laundry. Excuse yourself while you're near her picking up that quarter. Comment on one of her articles of clothing by saying "Oh, I have that same top(or whatever), I just need to get some shoes to go with it." She should laugh at this point. From there, use your natural charms for ensuing conversation. Have sex with her at your leisure.


How Ayuyu's time would actually go:

Accidentally nails chick in eye with quarter. Stammers out apology. Comments on article of clothing by saying "I, uh, that shirt, um, I need some shoes." She would stare back, very confused, at this point. From there, says his mom is calling and runs away, flailing arms. Uses left hand at leisure.

I'm totally capable of doing awesome stuff when I really want to ! That's how I got my first girlfriend, I just need to pull it off again !

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At this point I really want to believe Ayuyu and TimJab are one in the same because then there's no way they're not Scott Pilgrim.

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in that case, try a backflip into her laundry.

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Wanglicious posted...
in that case, try a backflip into her laundry.

I could probably do an Anagram backflip, but nothing more.

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Anyway I'll slepp on it, hopefully I,ll have a genius idea tomorrow.

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Just remember, board 8 is behind you every step of the way! Some day you can tell her how board 8 was there!

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Lawl, I asked one of my female friends about how I should proceed and she just said that if the girl is listening to music it justs means she doesn't want any kind of social contacts.

I sure hope it's not true.

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is that the chick off The Guild

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From: Ayuyu | #010
Ah yeah, I would have to go alone to do this. I think I'll have to stop going with my FLAMBOYANT HOMOSEXUAL roommate, it really hinders my chances.

oh my god how can you be so bad at this

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted...
From: Ayuyu | #010
Ah yeah, I would have to go alone to do this. I think I'll have to stop going with my FLAMBOYANT HOMOSEXUAL roommate, it really hinders my chances.
oh my god how can you be so bad at this

He and most of my friends have no idea how the hell he's supposed to help me with this, doesn't make much sense to them either.

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1. go with your homosexual roommate.
2. laugh, talk with your homosexual roommate
3. talk to girl with homosexual roommate / ask her opinion on something
4. introduce yourselves
5. next time, go without homosexual roommate.
6. small talk: how's your week been/ etc. etc.
7. is she receptive / comfortable during small talk? if yes, continue. if no, ABORT.
8. up small talk into "flirtations". ask about personal interests / school. go slowly. look for openings that might suggest she'd be up for hanging out outside the laundromat.

By all means DO NOT try and do some funny thing like saying you have the same top as her, unless you look like Ryan Gosling and possess Level 17 charisma

Don't people technically have conversations with complete strangers all the time on this board?

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is that the chick off The Guild

Yes. She is also in the last season of Buffy.

But seriously, go watch Dr. Horrible. Now.

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muddersmilk posted...


is that the chick off The Guild

Yes. She is also in the last season of Buffy.

But seriously, go watch Dr. Horrible. Now.

She was totally useless in Buffy though. But I definitely agree with the suggestion of watching Dr. Horrible immediately!

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LordoftheMorons posted...
muddersmilk posted...


is that the chick off The Guild

Yes. She is also in the last season of Buffy.

But seriously, go watch Dr. Horrible. Now.

She was totally useless in Buffy though. But I definitely agree with the suggestion of watching Dr. Horrible immediately!

Felicia Day is never useless, she's so sexy she could just stand there never talking and I'd watch a show just for her anyway.

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You tell her that you love her hair, then when she says, what? You say, I uh, love the air, and laugh awkwardly.

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Dammit someone beat me to it.

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Felicia Day is never useless, she's so sexy she could just stand there never talking and I'd watch a show just for her anyway.

Have you been watching the latest episodes of Eureka?

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Grand Kirby posted...
Felicia Day is never useless, she's so sexy she could just stand there never talking and I'd watch a show just for her anyway.

Have you been watching the latest episodes of Eureka?

Doesn't air here.

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StealThisSheen posted...


You ****er you stole my response word for word.

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