I had a dream I went to the movies and ordered a bucket of rice to eat. When I woke up, I was kind of disappointed that it was only a dream. How come they don't do that in real life?
I mean, rice and popcorn are very similar. They're both fluffy, salty, and buttery. Sure, you eat popcorn with your hands, which makes it easier to snack on, but you could provide a spork or whatever with every purchase of rice. And you could have toppings too. Just like you'd add ketchup and mustard to a hot dog, you could have dispensers filled with beef broth and beans.
Man, this is such a good idea.
-- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan
Of course people don't think of rice as a snack. That's why this is such a breakthrough. Rice is delicious, and would make a perfect snack, but it needs a push like this. Once people start getting used to eating rice at movie theaters and ballgames, they'll wonder how they ever lived without it.
-- Okay, I rolled a 14. What's that mean? Hsu That you're a cheater. This is a 12-sided die. Chan
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