Board 8 > So apparently this is a real event listing in my town (Offensive?)

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This workshop is for anyone interested in the art of female ejaculation. This workshop will take place at Pure Pleasure in Santa Cruz. There will be a live demonstration so bring your raincoats.

It doesn't say "Only women may come." Have fun there.

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Oh snap, you live in Santa Cruz?

I used to live 30 minutes from there when I was growing up. Used to go to the Boardwalk all the time.

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That's not the full listing, but you're right, it doesn't.

I'm wondering if I should go

Just to see what it's like

HaRRicH posted...
It doesn't say "Only women may come." Have fun there.

Well, yeah.

It kinda does

So men may come too? But that's not what the workshop is about!

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BonetaiI posted...
HaRRicH posted...
It doesn't say "Only women may come." Have fun there.

Well, yeah.

It kinda does

It seems I've arrived too late.

You win this round.

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MarvelousGerbil posted...
So men may come too? But that's not what the workshop is about!

No, see, the point of the workshop is... OHHHHHHHH I GET IT

There's more than one way to read a post, gentlemen!

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so hypothetically speaking, if I were to go to this event, what would be the classiest way to do it

By wearing a raincoat, obviously.

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I mean do I need to bring a girlfriend

If she's interested in learning about it, yeah.

Bring something to take notes on, too.

And a video camera.

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And lube

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what if my girlfriend doesn't exist

Then bring your mom/sister/cousin/aunt/niece.

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Oh and apparently this is not the only sort of event that this place holds

I saw an earlier one about anal with a "live demonstration"

LobsterJelly posted...
what if my girlfriend doesn't exist

There's always prostitutes.

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Go with nothing but a trench-coat and a smile.

Maybe a cucumber-costume.

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I am torn between my crippling antisocial behavior and my desire to see a vagina for the first time

big raincoat
big sunglasses
front row

wait for the queefing demonstration

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Also don't shave until the event.

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Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded.

Comedian Josh Sneed once said "Live life for the best story." Even if you socially butcher this event, something you can always talk about will come from this. Go for it.

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what would happen if I actually saw a naked woman in front of me, would I get a boner and if so how do I prevent that from happening so no one notices

LobsterJelly posted...
I am torn between my crippling antisocial behavior and my desire to see a vagina for the first time

I'm sure someone here would be willing to hook you up with a link to see some vaginas.

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MarvelousGerbil posted...
LobsterJelly posted...
I am torn between my crippling antisocial behavior and my desire to see a vagina for the first time

I'm sure someone here would be willing to hook you up with a link to see some vaginas.

pixelated doesn't count

It's not like she's gonna make it smoke or juggle or anything you haven't already seen on the internet before then. Just imagine your monitor got 3D and could maybe get on you under certain circumstances.

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but isnt seeing a real vagina for the first time special
wont i remember it forever

how did you act the first time you saw your penis

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Don't worry, you'll remember this forever too.

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Sir Cobain posted...
how did you act the first time you saw your penis

i cant remember i was like 4

You saw your mother's at day-one, so you've already got that out of the way too. You're set to go with no pressures!

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IT DOESNT COUNT IF I DONT REMEMBER IT lol

Just go look at vaginas jeez what are you complaining about