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__Smurf__
08/20/11 3:07:00 AM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html

I know this is probably an everyday story in the states and other bear owned territories but yeah, horrible.

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Procrastinater
08/20/11 3:10:00 AM
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TheRock1525
08/20/11 3:23:00 AM
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08/20/11 3:28:00 AM
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Procrastinater
08/20/11 3:34:00 AM
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Seriously though, this was my reaction:



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FAHtastic
08/20/11 3:38:00 AM
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I read this in the Sun, but all they said was that she was eaten alive, called her mum and the line 'oh my god they're eating me it's so much agony'. That was enough to give me shivers. Horrible.

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__Smurf__
08/20/11 5:29:00 AM
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I don't really understand how if she had the strength to call her mother 3 times over the space of an hour how she wasn't able to put up a struggle to scare off the bear or escape.

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PepsiPlunge
08/20/11 5:39:00 AM
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__Smurf__ posted...
I don't really understand how if she had the strength to call her mother 3 times over the space of an hour how she wasn't able to put up a struggle to scare off the bear or escape.

This.

Fear may be one hell of an emotion and it may paralyze some people in those situations but come the **** on. Surely she could have done something more than make an hour long listen to me die phone call had she really wanted to.

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ExThaNemesis
08/20/11 5:50:00 AM
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From: __Smurf__ | #001
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html

I know this is probably an everyday story in the states and other bear owned territories but yeah, horrible.


holy S***.

I am so glad that I never go camping.

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ExThaNemesis
08/20/11 5:51:00 AM
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Have either of you guys had a full grown bear tear your leg up?

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PepsiPlunge
08/20/11 5:59:00 AM
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Yes I know, won't know how to react unless put in that situation. Probably wouldn't be able to do much of anything.

I just find it really hard to believe that one wouldn't try something other than simply giving up. Chick could have called freaking 911 and let them trace her location if nothing else. Instead she lays there and dies with her mom on the phone.

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ShadowHalo17
08/20/11 5:59:00 AM
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Yeah I'm perfectly sure the bear completely immobilized her, I doubt there was anything she could do, which is why she called. That is god damn horrifying. Being eaten alive is one of the worst ways to die. Too bad she didn't die quickly like her step father, that would have been better than being eaten for an hour, oh my god.

Oh my god.

Just... f***ing oh my god.

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Raka_Putra
08/20/11 6:16:00 AM
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Even if she had called 911, they would need like 5 hours to reach her in Russia.

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PepsiPlunge
08/20/11 6:34:00 AM
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I did forget about the Russian thing.

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CeraSeptem
08/20/11 6:50:00 AM
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http://www.afa.net/Blogs/BlogPost.aspx?id=2147510309

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SnoicFactor
08/20/11 6:50:00 AM
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this is why humans invented guns. who the heck goes into bear territory without a gun?

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ExThaNemesis
08/20/11 6:54:00 AM
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From: SnoicFactor | #016
this is why humans invented guns. who the heck goes into bear territory without a gun?


Probably didn't expect to be f***ing AMBUSHED AND MURDERED BY THEM on a quick jaunt to retrieve a fishing rod.

I know it's illegal, but this make me want to go get a gun and just start hunting bears. Shooting 'em for no reason. A friend of mine shot one with a shotgun that was getting into his garbage.

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SnoicFactor
08/20/11 7:24:00 AM
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Sir Cobain
08/20/11 7:38:00 AM
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i had a roommate who hunts bears

they get a dog to chase one up a tree and then they shoot it down

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ShadowHalo17
08/20/11 7:44:00 AM
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Must be one big ass dog.

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WazzupGenius00
08/20/11 7:45:00 AM
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Second comment on original link

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pjbasis
08/20/11 7:56:00 AM
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I hope you feel like randomly killing humans when you hear of homicides.
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BrettEagles
08/20/11 7:58:00 AM
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Stephen Colbert has warned us about bears.

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ExThaNemesis
08/20/11 8:03:00 AM
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From: pjbasis | #022
I hope you feel like randomly killing humans when you hear of homicides.


If the homicidal person slowly ate their victim alive after killing their father, I might.

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__Smurf__
08/20/11 8:45:00 AM
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ExThaNemesis posted...
Have either of you guys had a full grown bear tear your leg up?

I get she might not have been able to walk but if she had the strength to use her phone she could surely wave her arms around, throw some punches, make some noises. Just do SOMETHING that might give the bear the impression that this meal is more hassle than its worth and go maul somebody else. Calling somebody who you know wont be able to help you while being eaten just seems odd.

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RyokIes
08/20/11 8:48:00 AM
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heard about this the other day. there's word its fake

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RyokIes
08/20/11 8:50:00 AM
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also so...tempted...to make...bear puns


that woman will never be even close to sane ever again ick

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Lightning Strikes
08/20/11 8:58:00 AM
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RyokIes posted...
heard about this the other day. there's word its fake

God, I hope so.

Also ExTha, that's... borderline psychotic, dude.

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RayDyn
08/20/11 9:24:00 AM
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RyokIes posted...
heard about this the other day. there's word its fake

Hope so, that chick's kinda pretty.


What?

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Biolizard28
08/20/11 9:34:00 AM
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ExThaNemesis posted...
I know it's illegal, but this make me want to go get a gun and just start hunting bears. Shooting 'em for no reason. A friend of mine shot one with a shotgun that was getting into his garbage.

Because random acts of violence against a species will totally make up for a random act of violence against our species. I have no problem with killing in self defense or if you plan to eat the damn thing afterwards, because s***, it's nature, but killing for the hell of it is disgusting.

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Biolizard28
08/20/11 9:35:00 AM
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But, to prove I'm not a total buzzkill.



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foolm0ron
08/20/11 9:38:00 AM
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Considering the part of russia they're from, I can see this being fake easily

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Omniscientless
08/20/11 9:42:00 AM
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she could surely wave her arms around, throw some punches, make some noises
This would probably stop a hungry adult bear and three cubs, you're right.

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Oval91
08/20/11 9:48:00 AM
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AlecTrevelyan006
08/20/11 9:50:00 AM
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43327103/ns/world_news-americas/t/flying-bear-kills-two-canadians-freak-accident/

Literally, read the link name.

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foolm0ron
08/20/11 9:52:00 AM
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The bear also died.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WazzupGenius00
08/20/11 9:53:00 AM
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From: Omniscientless | #033
she could surely wave her arms around, throw some punches, make some noises
This would probably stop a hungry adult bear and three cubs, you're right.


And really, for all we know maybe she was doing that for fifteen minutes beforehand, and gave up and accepted her fate and decided to call her mom

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__Smurf__
08/20/11 1:24:00 PM
#38:


Omniscientless posted...
she could surely wave her arms around, throw some punches, make some noises
This would probably stop a hungry adult bear and three cubs, you're right.



If you've got a fresh father in law corpse waiting for you down the way there does reach a point of screaming, punching and squirming where that is just gonna be a lot more tempting.

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