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pxlated
07/25/11 4:44:00 PM
#1:


well, okay, it doesn't blow, but it's certainly not BEST TV SHOW EVER like people love to shout about.

the pacing is inexcusably slow the premise isn't particularly exciting, and while the scripts were pretty good the acting wasn't anything to write home about.

and before you ask DID YOU WATCH AT LEAST HALF A SEASON YOU HAVE TO WATCH HALF THE FIRST SEASON BEFORE YOU REALLY GET IT

yes, I watched half the first season. and it was boring the whole time! my rule of thumb is, if you haven't hooked me by the third episode, you're not doing it right.


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Jeff Zero
07/25/11 4:46:00 PM
#2:


DS9 is better

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voltch
07/25/11 4:46:00 PM
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I like only fools and horses.

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KlownBoat
07/25/11 4:47:00 PM
#4:


Your opinion blows. Obviously nothing is going to be liked by everybody, so I'm sorry that you can't enjoy the greatest show to ever air on television.

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Mega Mana
07/25/11 4:49:00 PM
#5:


Think of it not as a tv show, but as a series of books where each season is a different novel.

You stopped at chapter six of thirteen. Go renew it and read the rest.

yes, I watched half the first season. and it was boring the whole time! my rule of thumb is, if you haven't hooked me by the third episode, you're not doing it right.

You're watching it wrong.

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MarvelousGerbil
07/25/11 4:50:00 PM
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I feel the same about Firefly, so don't feel too bad.

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pxlated
07/25/11 4:51:00 PM
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lol, I've heard that argument so many times. if i wanted to read a book, I'd read a book.

when I watch TV, I dont want to have to sit through hours and hours and hours of boring crud to get to the good part, or to "GET THE BIG PICTURE"


and I am an expert on these matters so my opinion is law

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BoshStrikesBack
07/25/11 4:51:00 PM
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and before you ask DID YOU WATCH AT LEAST HALF A SEASON YOU HAVE TO WATCH HALF THE FIRST SEASON BEFORE YOU REALLY GET IT

This might be a decent rule of thumb for most shows, but for The Wire, I'd say you need to finish at least the entire first season.

But look, you can't expect everyone to love something; I'm sure there are people out there who believe Shakespeare is a hack playwright, for example. Just a shame you can't enjoy what's inarguably (Breaking Bad aside) the best TV show ever produced.

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pxlated
07/25/11 4:53:00 PM
#9:


BoshStrikesBack posted...
and before you ask DID YOU WATCH AT LEAST HALF A SEASON YOU HAVE TO WATCH HALF THE FIRST SEASON BEFORE YOU REALLY GET IT

This might be a decent rule of thumb for most shows, but for The Wire, I'd say you need to finish at least the entire first season.

But look, you can't expect everyone to love something; I'm sure there are people out there who believe Shakespeare is a hack playwright, for example. Just a shame you can't enjoy what's inarguably (Breaking Bad aside) the best TV show ever produced.


it is most definitely not the best TV show ever. and it really amazes me that so many people think this way. my opinions on it aside, it's really silly to call it the BEST EVER

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Not Dave
07/25/11 4:55:00 PM
#10:


you really didn't give it enough of a chance

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Jeff Zero
07/25/11 4:56:00 PM
#11:


What exactly are you expecting to accomplish with this topic

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StealThisSheen
07/25/11 4:56:00 PM
#12:


Did you make this topic simply for people to respond to you and then for you to go, "NOPE."



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pxlated
07/25/11 4:56:00 PM
#13:


Not Dave posted...
you really didn't give it enough of a chance

pretty sure I did. I literally had to force myself to watch til that point because it was literally not interesting in any way

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Mega Mana
07/25/11 4:56:00 PM
#14:


You've watched 1/10 of the show.

Seinfeld, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Parks & Recreation. They were all average or worse in their first tenth, yet they're very celebrated because of the other 9/10 that aired.

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_stingers_
07/25/11 4:56:00 PM
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it might have something to do with the fact you didnt even finish the first season...

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StealThisSheen
07/25/11 4:57:00 PM
#16:


Hey look me and Jeff are on the same page at the same time.

Excellent.



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Not Dave
07/25/11 4:57:00 PM
#17:


pxlated posted...
Not Dave posted...
you really didn't give it enough of a chance

pretty sure I did. I literally had to force myself to watch til that point because it was literally not interesting in any way


i thought it was "only okay" after the first six episodes and it's now in my top three shows ever

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pxlated
07/25/11 4:58:00 PM
#18:


Mega Mana posted...
You've watched 1/10 of the show.

Seinfeld, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Parks & Recreation. They were all average or worse in their first tenth, yet they're very celebrated because of the other 9/10 that aired.


the difference is Parks and Rec had less than 3 hours of mediocre (which was still better than the first half of the wire season 1) before it started getting really good

I watched almost 6 hours of the wire and literally didnt enjoy any of it

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pxlated
07/25/11 4:59:00 PM
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_stingers_ posted...
it might have something to do with the fact you didnt even finish the first season...

nah. i'm pretty sure it's mostly 'cause it's not very good

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Mega Mana
07/25/11 4:59:00 PM
#20:


This is a lulzworthy topic.

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FreakinLincoln
07/25/11 4:59:00 PM
#21:


I'll chime in with what literally everybody else on Earth is going to tell you - you didn't give it enough of a chance.

pxl: "Nope I totes did bro"
Everybody else on Earth: *facepalm*

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Jeff Zero
07/25/11 4:59:00 PM
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From: StealThisSheen | #016
Hey look me and Jeff are on the same page at the same time.

Excellent.


Indeed.

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pxlated
07/25/11 5:00:00 PM
#23:


StealThisSheen posted...
Did you make this topic simply for people to respond to you and then for you to go, "NOPE."

well, I was chattin with some REAL COOL DUDES about it, and decided I'd make this topic


so pretty much, yeah.

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FreakinLincoln
07/25/11 5:00:00 PM
#24:


Also I think I speak for the rest of B8 when I say that this topic has forced my hand - I will be giving you the least number of points in this year's UotY contest.

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pxlated
07/25/11 5:01:00 PM
#25:


FreakinLincoln posted...
Also I think I speak for the rest of B8 when I say that this topic has forced my hand - I will be giving you the least number of points in this year's UotY contest.

I dont think I ever have actually made it into UotY.

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Mega Mana
07/25/11 5:02:00 PM
#26:


Y'all can't be playin' no checkers on no chessboard, yo. You can't just jump from episode to episode and expect to be kinged. You got see how it plays out. You need to capture the king, entrap it, and not leave the board with half the pieces still up and no big plays made.

The Wire ain't no *****.

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pxlated
07/25/11 5:04:00 PM
#27:


it blows my mind that people are willing to sit through 6+ hours of something that's not that good just to get to where it "starts getting good"

going back to the parks n rec example, it at least had interesting characters and glimmers of excellence in it's first 3 hours of fumbling around trying to find itself.

the wire is just hour after hour of boring. you guys say "I didn't give it enough of a chance" and I say the creators aren't doing their job right.

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Theon_Greyjoy
07/25/11 5:08:00 PM
#28:


I'm only on season 3 but I'll echo the facepalm at judging it after only half a season.

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pxlated
07/25/11 5:09:00 PM
#29:


that's like saying

"yeah I'm reading this book, I'm about halfway through and it's all been crap so far but I'm going to keep reading because I CANT JUDGE IT TIL THE END"

sane people dont do that

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The Raven 2
07/25/11 5:10:00 PM
#30:


the difference is Parks and Rec had less than 3 hours of mediocre (which was still better than the first half of the wire season 1) before it started getting really good

Parks and Rec got good? News to me.

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Coffee Ninja
07/25/11 5:10:00 PM
#31:


TC better give it another chance

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pxlated
07/25/11 5:11:00 PM
#32:


The Raven 2 posted...
the difference is Parks and Rec had less than 3 hours of mediocre (which was still better than the first half of the wire season 1) before it started getting really good

Parks and Rec got good? News to me.


parks n rec is in the running for the funniest show on TV

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Theon_Greyjoy
07/25/11 5:11:00 PM
#33:


pxlated posted...
that's like saying

"yeah I'm reading this book, I'm about halfway through and it's all been crap so far but I'm going to keep reading because I CANT JUDGE IT TIL THE END"

sane people dont do that


A lot of people did this with A Game of Thrones and are glad they did.

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AlecTrevelyan006
07/25/11 5:11:00 PM
#34:


You are objectively a terrible person who is wrong about things.

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pxlated
07/25/11 5:11:00 PM
#35:


Coffee Ninja posted...
TC better give it another chance

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so that I can waste even more hours? nah, I gave it 6. that was more than I should have!

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StealThisSheen
07/25/11 5:12:00 PM
#36:


You're not even trying to be subtle.



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Not Dave
07/25/11 5:12:00 PM
#37:


okay well clearly this topic has run its course

note how not a single person agrees with you.

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pxlated
07/25/11 5:12:00 PM
#38:


Theon_Greyjoy posted...
pxlated posted...
that's like saying

"yeah I'm reading this book, I'm about halfway through and it's all been crap so far but I'm going to keep reading because I CANT JUDGE IT TIL THE END"

sane people dont do that

A lot of people did this with A Game of Thrones and are glad they did.


except a game of thrones isn't crap for the first half

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Theon_Greyjoy
07/25/11 5:12:00 PM
#39:


You don't have to keep watching if you don't want, just don't expect anyone to take you seriously.

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FreakinLincoln
07/25/11 5:13:00 PM
#40:


Eh, it doesn't matter to me if you watch it or not - your tastes are your tastes and I don't care to meddle with them. The reason that people are so vocal about The Wire is because it really is that good, so when people say they give up before even finishing the first season we get a little sad inside because we want people to experience the show. Honestly the first season is by far the worst.

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TheConductorSix
07/25/11 5:13:00 PM
#41:


Slow...

so you're one of "those" people.

Nice.

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Theon_Greyjoy
07/25/11 5:13:00 PM
#42:


pxlated posted...
Theon_Greyjoy posted...
pxlated posted...
that's like saying

"yeah I'm reading this book, I'm about halfway through and it's all been crap so far but I'm going to keep reading because I CANT JUDGE IT TIL THE END"

sane people dont do that

A lot of people did this with A Game of Thrones and are glad they did.

except a game of thrones isn't crap for the first half


Maybe you didn't think so, but I've seen a lot of topics over the years of people asking "does it get better" and then realizing it does about 500 pages in (out of 800)

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pxlated
07/25/11 5:14:00 PM
#43:


StealThisSheen posted...
You're not even trying to be subtle.

why would I be?

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bryans7
07/25/11 5:15:00 PM
#44:


What would you consider the best show of all time?

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pxlated
07/25/11 5:15:00 PM
#45:


TheConductorSix posted...
Slow...

so you're one of "those" people.

Nice.


sorry that I expect television programs to do something interesting in under 6 hours.

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Mega Mana
07/25/11 5:17:00 PM
#46:


pxlated posted...
Theon_Greyjoy posted...
pxlated posted...
that's like saying

"yeah I'm reading this book, I'm about halfway through and it's all been crap so far but I'm going to keep reading because I CANT JUDGE IT TIL THE END"

sane people dont do that

A lot of people did this with A Game of Thrones and are glad they did.

except a game of thrones isn't crap for the first half


This I'll completely agree with. Game of Thrones and Lost both had a much better establishment of a very large cast of characters while keeping action and drama and suspense intact, with Game of Thrones doing it over even more locations than The Wire (since The Wire's pretty much Major Crimes & Low-Rises right now).

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Coffee Ninja
07/25/11 5:18:00 PM
#47:


Also Season 4 of The Wire is great, not only the best Wire season, but one of the best TV seasons in general.

It does help a bit if you have watched the 3 seasons before it, but I assume you don't care. Maybe just give S4 a chance?

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MarvelousGerbil
07/25/11 5:18:00 PM
#48:


The Raven 2 posted...
Parks and Rec got good? News to me.

It turns it around pretty quickly. Rashida Jones's character still sucks, but LITERALLY everyone else is top tier.

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BoshStrikesBack
07/25/11 5:18:00 PM
#49:


I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume this isn't a troll topic.

You talk about how it's like "reading half a book and then finishing it until the end"; except that it's not. You watched six episodes of a season that, while excellent in its own right, is in many respects mere exposition to the excellence of later seasons. Here are some trends in the show, however, that never change:

-a slow, methodical pace
-driven by character drama over plot drama
-lots and lots of characters and relationships to remember

If these things prevent you from enjoying what is universally regarded (even in this topic, except for yourself!) as an amazing piece of television, then I suppose it's your right not to continue.

I'd also recommend looking into Michael Bay's Complete Works.

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pxlated
07/25/11 5:18:00 PM
#50:


bryans7 posted...
What would you consider the best show of all time?

I literally couldn't even answer this because there are tons of great television shows in different genres.

my favorites would be Mad Men, BSG (excluding season 4, ugh), party down, and a bunch of others.

I watch a lot of television (and will hopefully make a living writing it one day)

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