Board 8 > So. Steinershocker. Want to explain why you hijacked my LL account?

(+) Yeah! (+)

Wouldn't happen to have anything to do with that invite I won, would it?

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The Callout.

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Don't even.

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does Steiner even post here still

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i was about to say the same thing

haven't seen steiner for a while

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GuessMyUserName posted...
does Steiner even post here still

Oh. I...kind of operated under the presumption that he did.

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call out aeon azuran here while you're at it

or sonicblastpunch, perhaps

I love callout topics

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GuessMyUserName posted...
does Steiner even post here still

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what a .gif

owen nolan rules

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Oh, Steiner still exists?

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you could probably just message him on facebook.


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I think Steiner posted here once in the past year, and then disappeared again.

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Call out kawaiifan while we're at it.

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Not taking it.

Yeah, Steiner has left the board, though he returns occasionally.

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Well, I hate to have people leave a topic of mine empty-handed, so here's an analysis of Duke Nukem Forever's cover art for my Eng Comp class.


I’m going to take my classmates’ examples and assume it’s alright to submit my entry in the comments section of this assignment. To best represent my industry, video games, I’ve chosen only the most tasteful, most artistic image I could find on three seconds of thought and eight seconds on Google: The cover art for Duke Nukem Forever.



Duke Nukem, so fortunately named (though we are suspiciously never told that that is his birth name; WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE, NUKEM?), takes front and center, him and his rather simple Metroid-style logo rudely obscuring the mayhem behind him, headed by a disconcertingly near nuclear explosion, as if to suggest that in the presence of Duke Nukem, the apocalypse is an afterthought.

The prototype for this image was very similar to the final product, but Duke did not smile and did not have the cigar that adds so much personality, machismo, and overcompensation to the cover we now know. A genius man in the art department at Gearbox Software must have seen this prototype and said, “No! This will not do! Would Duke be unhappy to finally be back in the spotlight after twelve years? Would he not be smoking for some reason?” And indeed, this revision only makes sense for the art that introduces us to the game. The prototype artwork, featuring Duke frowning, is meant to be displayed at the end of the game, his celebratory cigar long ago thrown across the room over a frustratingly uncontrollable vehicle section.

From bottom-to-top, as we are clearly meant to scan the image, Duke’s groin area has curiously been obscured by a smoking semi-automatic pistol, its barrel gilded to allow for more accurate aiming and better stopping power. Duke’s undershirt is a striking color I can only describe as “red”, which is slightly less descriptive than “a burning vermillion” but far less pretentious. Though we only see one of his gloves, it is at the perfect angle for us to see his signature logo. With no need for sleeves, his arms would make A-Rod wince. A couple holstered grenades later, we arrive at his face, clearly unconcerned of the aliens to one side of him and the strip joint on the other. Though his eyes are hidden from the world, Duke’s expression assures us “Do not worry, my player, for I am not afraid, or sane.”

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There are two hands in this image, as simply as there should be. But upon further inspection, one of Duke’s arms rests rather uncomfortably behind his back. “Wait a minute!” the sharp observer exclaims. “This hand should not be here!” And indeed, the hand around Duke’s thigh is a foreign entity. The brilliant minds behind Gearbox Software made absolutely sure that these digits would be unmistakably female upon the first view: Its fingernails painted a bright pink, its form slender. This in mind, we are to ask: Is this truly sexist? I would dare say it is not, and then I’d be lying through my teeth. Yes, it is completely sexist and appalling. But there is a far more sinister action taking place here, something that betrays the first glace.

Our visibility of Duke suggests that this is a low-angle shot, but the backdrop of the city behind him betrays this perception. If Duke is standing, he is doing so at an impossible angle. Thus, there is only one possible explanation: Duke Nukem is laying down. He is crushing this hapless, nameless woman beneath his back. The suggestion of the hand is not one of seduction or embrace, but a cry for mercy. It is trying to “tap out”, if you will.

The punchline to this bright, gaudy display, which begs for our attention, is the shy, undersized box in the lower-left meekly reminding us that this game is rated M, for Mature. I couldn’t agree more. This artwork was carefully engineered to represent the game it follows. Only a mature mind could see the brilliance in this display of a man on a poorly-conceived mission.

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the icon ownz all posted...
you could probably just message him on facebook.


I don't have his Facebook info.

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sonicblastpunch

Thanks now I'm depressed

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I don't know, that hockey gif made this topic completely worth it.

Also hijacking someone's LL account is beyond contemptible.

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http://www.facebook.com/garethelton


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ICON:
the raindrops the raindrops the raindrops the raindrops the raindrops the raindrops the raindrops the raindrops

icon, how confident am I that that's actually steinershocker.

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under his info it says this:

Screen names
steinershocker(AIM)
Steinershocker(Google Talk)
Steinershocker(Yahoo! Messenger)
[email protected](Windows Live Messenger)

so... not very confident!


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I'm pretty serious about chocobos.

Fair enough...but I have doubts he's going to answer my friend request. >_>

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callout.gif might be the most popular image over on LL

Which makes sense, because it is completely fantastic in every way.

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Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...

It's not.

The most popular is probably the black kid in an audience who turns toward the camera.

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[michaeljackson]popcorn.gif is up there, too.

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So, any luck?

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yeah wvi wtfs going on >.> i tried getting on today and nope

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paperwarior posted...
So, any luck?

hollow life is helping me out. He banned my account and the invited account, and he's waiting for Steiner's explanation in my plea topic.

Stingers, I'm gonna be totally honest: I thought it was you. I was about to b**** you out as soon as you got on AIM.

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Oh yeah, he stole my invite too. I forgot to explain that.

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From: WVl | #025
Fair enough...but I have doubts he's going to answer my friend request. >_>

Just send him a message. You don't have to have him as a friend to send a message.

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Isn't WVI a complete lame ass now?

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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Isn't WVI a complete lame ass now?

What! I'm the total opposite now!

You perceive time backwards.

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wait you had an invite? for me? =[

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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Isn't WVI a complete lame ass now?

Not as lame as Steiner, apparently.

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Not taking it.

_stingers_ posted...
wait you had an invite? for me? =[

No, sorry, it was for Sear. :/ I won it in a contest.

If I had an opportunity to get you one, I would, but the contest was an argument for why the invited person would benefit LL, and I didn't have a bulletted list of your personality traits on hand. <_<

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i uploaded ;_;

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Congrats Black Turtle!
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I KNOW AND I APPRECIATE THAT GREATLY

upload albums f*** b****es get tokens

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<3
lemme know what happens...i need my fma dub ;_;

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Congrats Black Turtle!
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I'll let you know if there's a new password, you've been good to the account.

Aside from occasionally posting under my name, but I can forgive it. >_>

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lol sorry dawg =[

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Congrats Black Turtle!
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This is taking too long.

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can we make this topic about the steiner wedding pic

i love that pic

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omg did u red text from last night dats so me LMAO : )
im not a slut i jus liek 2 haev fun LOL : )

The Two Guys on the Right FTW.

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wtf is this topic about

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That write-up on the Duke Nukem Forever box art was terrible and you should not feel good about it, much less post it on the internet.

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i bet LL is more hyped up than Amazing Telephone

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facepaImer posted...
i bet LL is more hyped up than Amazing Telephone

what

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