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Kitt 06/08/19 9:41:53 AM #1:	If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922960489] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Total_Lost2 06/08/19 9:42:14 AM #2:	k... --- Just when you think you see a silver lining, God makes you blind....the ***** Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici <cite>Total_Lost2 posted [p:922960499] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>k...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MaxEffingBemis 06/08/19 9:43:38 AM #3:	Seagal could probably beat you up --- She took pity on me, horizontally, but most likely because of my band <cite>MaxEffingBemis posted [p:922960538] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>Seagal could probably beat you up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 9:44:22 AM #4:	Total_Lost2 posted... k... o K.O. = Knockout Which is what I would do to Steven Seagal if that fatass ever crossed paths with me and got up in my face. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922960555] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Total_Lost2 posted...</cite> <quote>k...</quote> o K.O. = Knockout Which is what I would do to Steven Seagal if that fatass ever crossed paths with me and got up in my face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 9:44:53 AM #5:	Kitt posted... If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat. Same here. He taunted an elderly Judo expert that was also a stunt double and he got choked and shit himself (literally). He spoke shit about jean cleaude vandamme at a party in stallone's house and van damme challenged him to a fight... he ran away like a little bitch. then he joined some racist backwoods police force (arizona or something like that) so he could patrol place with an arpaio-like figure and harass the shit of hispanics. In one episode he drove A TANK through a home and killed their dog looking for drugs.... that weren't there. Now he got himself russian citizenship (like all good supremacists would want) and shills for putin and criticizes america. fuck him >:\| <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922960564] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat.</quote> Same here. He taunted an elderly Judo expert that was also a stunt double and he got choked and shit himself (literally). He spoke shit about jean cleaude vandamme at a party in stallone's house and van damme challenged him to a fight... he ran away like a little bitch. then he joined some racist backwoods police force (arizona or something like that) so he could patrol place with an arpaio-like figure and harass the shit of hispanics. In one episode he drove A TANK through a home and killed their dog looking for drugs.... that weren't there. Now he got himself russian citizenship (like all good supremacists would want) and shills for putin and criticizes america. fuck him >:\|</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 9:47:10 AM #6:	MaxEffingBemis posted... Seagal could probably beat you up lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time=" <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922960631] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>MaxEffingBemis posted...</cite> <quote>Seagal could probably beat you up</quote> lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 06/08/19 9:47:52 AM #7:	Shuto-uke posted... MaxEffingBemis posted... Seagal could probably beat you up lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time=" nice thumbnail pic. --- You have the right to remain silent. anything you post will be misquoted, then be used against you. <cite>Ricemills posted [p:922960649] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MaxEffingBemis posted...</cite> <quote>Seagal could probably beat you up</quote> lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time="</quote> nice thumbnail pic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 9:51:10 AM #8:	Shuto-uke posted... Kitt posted... If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat. Same here. He taunted an elderly Judo expert that was also a stunt double and he got choked and shit himself (literally). He spoke shit about jean cleaude vandamme at a party in stallone's house and van damme challenged him to a fight... he ran away like a little bitch. then he joined some racist backwoods police force (arizona or something like that) so he could patrol place with an arpaio-like figure and harass the shit of hispanics. In one episode he drove A TANK through a home and killed their dog looking for drugs.... that weren't there. Now he got himself russian citizenship (like all good supremacists would want) and shills for putin and criticizes america. fuck him >:\| I didn't even hear about the tank thing. Holy shit. Every time I think it's not possible to dislike this piece of shit even more, he just comes along and out does himself. I shouldn't have expected any better from this DarkSydePhil lookin' ass motherfucker. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922960730] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat.</quote> Same here. He taunted an elderly Judo expert that was also a stunt double and he got choked and shit himself (literally). He spoke shit about jean cleaude vandamme at a party in stallone's house and van damme challenged him to a fight... he ran away like a little bitch. then he joined some racist backwoods police force (arizona or something like that) so he could patrol place with an arpaio-like figure and harass the shit of hispanics. In one episode he drove A TANK through a home and killed their dog looking for drugs.... that weren't there. Now he got himself russian citizenship (like all good supremacists would want) and shills for putin and criticizes america. fuck him >:\|</quote> I didn't even hear about the tank thing. Holy shit. Every time I think it's not possible to dislike this piece of shit even more, he just comes along and out does himself. I shouldn't have expected any better from this DarkSydePhil lookin' ass motherfucker.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 06/08/19 9:51:38 AM #9:	But he loves trees and shit. --- https://imgtc.com/i/5CTKeaL.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/G9w39yE.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:922960739] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>But he loves trees and shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 06/08/19 9:55:20 AM #10:	Shuto-uke posted... Kitt posted... If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat. Same here. He taunted an elderly Judo expert that was also a stunt double and he got choked and shit himself (literally). He spoke shit about jean cleaude vandamme at a party in stallone's house and van damme challenged him to a fight... he ran away like a little bitch. then he joined some racist backwoods police force (arizona or something like that) so he could patrol place with an arpaio-like figure and harass the shit of hispanics. In one episode he drove A TANK through a home and killed their dog looking for drugs.... that weren't there. Now he got himself russian citizenship (like all good supremacists would want) and shills for putin and criticizes america. fuck him >:\| This sums up my thoughts about him. Russia can keep that trash. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:922960822] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat.</quote> Same here. He taunted an elderly Judo expert that was also a stunt double and he got choked and shit himself (literally). He spoke shit about jean cleaude vandamme at a party in stallone's house and van damme challenged him to a fight... he ran away like a little bitch. then he joined some racist backwoods police force (arizona or something like that) so he could patrol place with an arpaio-like figure and harass the shit of hispanics. In one episode he drove A TANK through a home and killed their dog looking for drugs.... that weren't there. Now he got himself russian citizenship (like all good supremacists would want) and shills for putin and criticizes america. fuck him >:\|</quote> This sums up my thoughts about him. Russia can keep that trash.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 10:06:46 AM #11:	Master_Bass posted... This sums up my thoughts about him. Russia can keep that trash. @Master_Bass you're going to enjoy this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMo7Ip8bjQ4" data-time=" Vandamme terrified him lol <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922961090] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Master_Bass posted...</cite> <quote>This sums up my thoughts about him. Russia can keep that trash.</quote> @Master_Bass you're going to enjoy this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMo7Ip8bjQ4" data-time=" Vandamme terrified him lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 06/08/19 10:09:02 AM #12:	Ricemills posted... Shuto-uke posted... MaxEffingBemis posted... Seagal could probably beat you up lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time=" nice thumbnail pic. I forget that actress name, but she has great tits >_> --- https://imgur.com/nlaY1qH https://imgur.com/zHJ1OCo https://i.imgtc.com/ae0qJBn.jpg https://imgur.com/1B3bMHw https://i.imgtc.com/oBtziLb.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:922961146] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MaxEffingBemis posted...</cite> <quote>Seagal could probably beat you up</quote> lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time="</quote> nice thumbnail pic.</quote> I forget that actress name, but she has great tits >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 10:10:14 AM #13:	NeonOctopus posted... Ricemills posted... Shuto-uke posted... MaxEffingBemis posted... Seagal could probably beat you up lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time=" nice thumbnail pic. I forget that actress name, but she has great tits >_> she's the baywatch chick (not Pamela Lee, the other one) <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922961171] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MaxEffingBemis posted...</cite> <quote>Seagal could probably beat you up</quote> lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time="</quote> nice thumbnail pic.</quote> I forget that actress name, but she has great tits >_></quote> she's the baywatch chick (not Pamela Lee, the other one)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle3 06/08/19 10:16:47 AM #14:	Shuto-uke posted... NeonOctopus posted... Ricemills posted... Shuto-uke posted... MaxEffingBemis posted... Seagal could probably beat you up lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time=" nice thumbnail pic. I forget that actress name, but she has great tits >_> she's the baywatch chick (not Pamela Lee, the other one) David Hasselhoff? --- Bizzaro! I love you! Bizzaro! <cite>slimfizzle3 posted [p:922961337] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MaxEffingBemis posted...</cite> <quote>Seagal could probably beat you up</quote> lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time="</quote> nice thumbnail pic.</quote> I forget that actress name, but she has great tits >_></quote> she's the baywatch chick (not Pamela Lee, the other one)</quote> David Hasselhoff?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 06/08/19 10:35:25 AM #15:	Seagal is legit tough. He just pretends to be number one when he's not in the top twenty. I don't know about now, but in his prime he could've easily taken anyone here on CE. And he'd have probably been glad to have done so because bullying people who couldn't fight was how he reminded himself of how tough he was. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:922961881] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>Seagal is legit tough. He just pretends to be number one when he's not in the top twenty. I don't know about now, but in his prime he could've easily taken anyone here on CE. And he'd have probably been glad to have done so because bullying people who couldn't fight was how he reminded himself of how tough he was.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 10:41:12 AM #16:	Skye Reynolds posted... Seagal is legit tough. He just pretends to be number one when he's not in the top twenty. I don't know about now, but in his prime he could've easily taken anyone here on CE. And he'd have probably been glad to have done so because bullying people who couldn't fight was how he reminded himself of how tough he was. Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922962058] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>Seagal is legit tough. He just pretends to be number one when he's not in the top twenty. I don't know about now, but in his prime he could've easily taken anyone here on CE. And he'd have probably been glad to have done so because bullying people who couldn't fight was how he reminded himself of how tough he was.</quote> Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 06/08/19 10:41:59 AM #17:	Kitt posted... Skye Reynolds posted... Seagal is legit tough. He just pretends to be number one when he's not in the top twenty. I don't know about now, but in his prime he could've easily taken anyone here on CE. And he'd have probably been glad to have done so because bullying people who couldn't fight was how he reminded himself of how tough he was. Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:922962089] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>Seagal is legit tough. He just pretends to be number one when he's not in the top twenty. I don't know about now, but in his prime he could've easily taken anyone here on CE. And he'd have probably been glad to have done so because bullying people who couldn't fight was how he reminded himself of how tough he was.</quote> Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AbstraktProfSC2 06/08/19 10:43:19 AM #18:	Shuto-uke posted... NeonOctopus posted... Ricemills posted... Shuto-uke posted... MaxEffingBemis posted... Seagal could probably beat you up lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time=" nice thumbnail pic. I forget that actress name, but she has great tits >_> she's the baywatch chick (not Pamela Lee, the other one) yasmine bleeth? --- Talk about backseat fishing. highpathetic <cite>AbstraktProfSC2 posted [p:922962117] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Ricemills posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MaxEffingBemis posted...</cite> <quote>Seagal could probably beat you up</quote> lmao no: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQt6r_RCV1M" data-time="</quote> nice thumbnail pic.</quote> I forget that actress name, but she has great tits >_></quote> she's the baywatch chick (not Pamela Lee, the other one)</quote> yasmine bleeth?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 10:44:00 AM #19:	Skye Reynolds posted... Seagal is legit tough. He just pretends to be number one when he's not in the top twenty. I don't know about now, but in his prime he could've easily taken anyone here on CE. And he'd have probably been glad to have done so because bullying people who couldn't fight was how he reminded himself of how tough he was. lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_Lah_7sew" data-time=" nah bro <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922962136] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>Seagal is legit tough. He just pretends to be number one when he's not in the top twenty. I don't know about now, but in his prime he could've easily taken anyone here on CE. And he'd have probably been glad to have done so because bullying people who couldn't fight was how he reminded himself of how tough he was.</quote> lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_Lah_7sew" data-time=" nah bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 06/08/19 10:45:53 AM #20:	His martial arts game was weak because he sang a lousy song? Well, Ken Shamrock wore a girly shade of pink to one of his professional fights. I guess I could've beaten the fuck out of him, right? <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:922962185] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>His martial arts game was weak because he sang a lousy song? Well, Ken Shamrock wore a girly shade of pink to one of his professional fights. I guess I could've beaten the fuck out of him, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 06/08/19 10:47:44 AM #21:	Shuto-uke posted... @Master_Bass you're going to enjoy this: Lol, nice. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:922962247] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote>@Master_Bass you're going to enjoy this:</quote> Lol, nice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 11:02:28 AM #22:	Skye Reynolds posted... Kitt posted... Skye Reynolds posted... Seagal is legit tough. He just pretends to be number one when he's not in the top twenty. I don't know about now, but in his prime he could've easily taken anyone here on CE. And he'd have probably been glad to have done so because bullying people who couldn't fight was how he reminded himself of how tough he was. Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass. K. Nothing changes. I'll still turn him into my person hoky. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922962687] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>Seagal is legit tough. He just pretends to be number one when he's not in the top twenty. I don't know about now, but in his prime he could've easily taken anyone here on CE. And he'd have probably been glad to have done so because bullying people who couldn't fight was how he reminded himself of how tough he was.</quote> Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass.</quote></quote> K. Nothing changes. I'll still turn him into my person hoky.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 11:09:35 AM #23:	Skye Reynolds posted... His martial arts game was weak because he sang a lousy song? Well, Ken Shamrock wore a girly shade of pink to one of his professional fights. I guess I could've beaten the fuck out of him, right? First of all, aikido is shit. Second of all, he's an actor. What's his tournament or fight experience? Chuch Norris and Van Damme actually had real karate fights on record. Third, look at this fatass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOKOJjD05-g" data-time=" LOOK AT THAT BELLY! You'd think he is hiding something inside his Gi, but no, that is his belly. Also, he is not flipping someone with his super human strength, the Tori (name for the attacker in a demo) flips on purpose to make the demonstration work. Aikido is a joke, and this fatass can barely move <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922962935] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>His martial arts game was weak because he sang a lousy song? Well, Ken Shamrock wore a girly shade of pink to one of his professional fights. I guess I could've beaten the fuck out of him, right?</quote> First of all, aikido is shit. Second of all, he's an actor. What's his tournament or fight experience? Chuch Norris and Van Damme actually had real karate fights on record. Third, look at this fatass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOKOJjD05-g" data-time=" LOOK AT THAT BELLY! You'd think he is hiding something inside his Gi, but no, that is his belly. Also, he is not flipping someone with his super human strength, the Tori (name for the attacker in a demo) flips on purpose to make the demonstration work. Aikido is a joke, and this fatass can barely move</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 06/08/19 11:15:50 AM #24:	Prime Seagal was not fat. And I doubt if much of CE has any fighting experience. Being a basic boxer and pretending you're Muhammad Ali still places you ahead of most of the internet elite. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:922963142] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>Prime Seagal was not fat. And I doubt if much of CE has any fighting experience. Being a basic boxer and pretending you're Muhammad Ali still places you ahead of most of the internet elite.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 06/08/19 11:19:20 AM #25:	Anyone seen Ritchie?! --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:922963254] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>Anyone seen Ritchie?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 11:50:21 AM #26:	Skye Reynolds posted... Prime Seagal was not fat. And I doubt if much of CE has any fighting experience. Being a basic boxer and pretending you're Muhammad Ali still places you ahead of most of the internet elite. I didn't know the job description for Steven Seagal's personal assistant was to defend his honor on a video game website. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922964325] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>Prime Seagal was not fat. And I doubt if much of CE has any fighting experience. Being a basic boxer and pretending you're Muhammad Ali still places you ahead of most of the internet elite.</quote> I didn't know the job description for Steven Seagal's personal assistant was to defend his honor on a video game website.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 06/08/19 11:59:26 AM #27:	Kitt posted... I didn't know the job description for Steven Seagal's personal assistant was to defend his honor on a video game website. Are you kidding me? The guy's an asshole. He was handed the keys to the kingdom -- a three picture contract deal because he lied about being a CIA bodyguard -- and he fucked it up because of his attitude. Even when other studios picked him up, it was the same ol' shit in front of and behind the camera. He could've been Bruce Willis, but he bullied people behind the camera and maintained creative control in front of the camera to see to it that all of his movie fights were intensely one-sided. He'd rather work straight to video and win his fights with his eyes closed than make those big paychecks in mainstream movies where characters have to take a punch every now and then. That's appallingly childish and egotistical. He's like the Donald Trump of the martial arts world. That being said, you're talking shit if you think you could beat him in his prime. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:922964654] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't know the job description for Steven Seagal's personal assistant was to defend his honor on a video game website.</quote> Are you kidding me? The guy's an asshole. He was handed the keys to the kingdom -- a three picture contract deal because he lied about being a CIA bodyguard -- and he fucked it up because of his attitude. Even when other studios picked him up, it was the same ol' shit in front of and behind the camera. He could've been Bruce Willis, but he bullied people behind the camera and maintained creative control in front of the camera to see to it that all of his movie fights were intensely one-sided. He'd rather work straight to video and win his fights with his eyes closed than make those big paychecks in mainstream movies where characters have to take a punch every now and then. That's appallingly childish and egotistical. He's like the Donald Trump of the martial arts world. That being said, you're talking shit if you think you could beat him in his prime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RaulJenkins 06/08/19 12:00:34 PM #28:	Kitt posted... If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat. LMFAO --- Raul <cite>RaulJenkins posted [p:922964689] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat. </quote> LMFAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 12:01:31 PM #29:	Skye Reynolds posted... Kitt posted... I didn't know the job description for Steven Seagal's personal assistant was to defend his honor on a video game website. That being said, you're talking shit if you think you could beat him in his prime. Yeah, yeah. Tell your boss to go fuck himself. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922964718] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>I didn't know the job description for Steven Seagal's personal assistant was to defend his honor on a video game website.</quote>That being said, you're talking shit if you think you could beat him in his prime.</quote> Yeah, yeah. Tell your boss to go fuck himself.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 06/08/19 12:04:16 PM #30:	Kitt posted... If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat. Kitt posted... Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass. Pic of TC: <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:922964802] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat.</quote> <cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass.</quote> Pic of TC: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 12:09:56 PM #31:	Skye Reynolds posted... Kitt posted... If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat. Kitt posted... Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass. Pic of TC: Close enough. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922965006] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat.</quote> <cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass.</quote> Pic of TC: </quote> Close enough.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 06/08/19 12:26:17 PM #32:	Does that fat fuck still do straight-to-DVD movies?? --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:922965590] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>Does that fat fuck still do straight-to-DVD movies??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 12:27:03 PM #33:	Guy_Fieri posted... Does that fat fuck still do straight-to-DVD movies?? Pretty much. He's not good for anything else. In fact, the only decent movie he was in was Machete where he ~~was the villain and gets killed at the end.~~ --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922965617] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guy_Fieri posted...</cite> <quote>Does that fat fuck still do straight-to-DVD movies??</quote> Pretty much. He's not good for anything else. In fact, the only decent movie he was in was Machete where he was the villain and gets killed at the end.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guy_Fieri 06/08/19 12:29:37 PM #34:	Do you think he's friends with David Schwimmer? --- http://i.imgtc.com/NPs6IZ7.png timmy timmy timmy turner he be wishin for a burger <cite>Guy_Fieri posted [p:922965718] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>Do you think he's friends with David Schwimmer?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle3 06/08/19 12:31:27 PM #35:	Kitt posted... Skye Reynolds posted... Kitt posted... If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat. Kitt posted... Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass. Pic of TC: Close enough. Damn i want Kitt to aggressively make love to me --- Bizzaro! I love you! Bizzaro! <cite>slimfizzle3 posted [p:922965774] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>If I was legally allowed to kick the shit out of one famous person, I would choose that narcissistic fat fuck. What an asshat.</quote> <cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>Nah. I'd beat the fuck out of his unhealthy ass.</quote> Pic of TC: </quote> Close enough.</quote> Damn i want Kitt to aggressively make love to me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 06/08/19 12:34:37 PM #36:	slimfizzle3 posted... Damn i want Kitt to aggressively make love to me Back off I called dibs on Kitt long before any of you clowns --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:922965888] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>slimfizzle3 posted...</cite> <quote>Damn i want Kitt to aggressively make love to me </quote> Back off I called dibs on Kitt long before any of you clowns</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 12:54:19 PM #37:	Guy_Fieri posted... Do you think he's friends with David Schwimmer? It wouldn't shock me at all if they're part of the same trash ilk of degenerates. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922966626] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Guy_Fieri posted...</cite> <quote>Do you think he's friends with David Schwimmer?</quote> It wouldn't shock me at all if they're part of the same trash ilk of degenerates.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 2:36:58 PM #38:	@Skye_Reynolds Skye Reynolds posted... Prime Seagal was not fat. And I doubt if much of CE has any fighting experience. Being a basic boxer and pretending you're Muhammad Ali still places you ahead of most of the internet elite. Google what shuto uke is. 2nd degree black belt in kyokushin karate here and blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Kyokushin Karate is a full contact variant of karate, BTW, not a point sparring thing. People even get knocked out sometimes. I am not saying I am even good at fighting or anything, but clearly I know enough to know that aikido is bullshit. Nobody will feed you their wrist in real life. You don't even learn punches in aikido lol. Don't take it from me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtDYxIx2bxI" data-time=" <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922970453] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>@Skye_Reynolds Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>Prime Seagal was not fat. And I doubt if much of CE has any fighting experience. Being a basic boxer and pretending you're Muhammad Ali still places you ahead of most of the internet elite.</quote> Google what shuto uke is. 2nd degree black belt in kyokushin karate here and blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Kyokushin Karate is a full contact variant of karate, BTW, not a point sparring thing. People even get knocked out sometimes. I am not saying I am even good at fighting or anything, but clearly I know enough to know that aikido is bullshit. Nobody will feed you their wrist in real life. You don't even learn punches in aikido lol. Don't take it from me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtDYxIx2bxI" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 2:39:33 PM #39:	Skye Reynolds posted... He's like the Donald Trump of the martial arts world. he does weird things to his hair to hide his balding, he got fat, he hates hispanics, he loves russians... the paralells are eerie! <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922970529] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>He's like the Donald Trump of the martial arts world. </quote> he does weird things to his hair to hide his balding, he got fat, he hates hispanics, he loves russians... the paralells are eerie!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 06/08/19 2:40:55 PM #40:	Could your badass action mama beat him up --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:922970582] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>Could your badass action mama beat him up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 06/08/19 2:43:01 PM #41:	A master of the weakest martial art is still more than capable of handling your average CEman. <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:922970647] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>A master of the weakest martial art is still more than capable of handling your average CEman.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 2:45:11 PM #42:	Shuto-uke posted... Skye Reynolds posted... He's like the Donald Trump of the martial arts world. he does weird things to his hair to hide his balding, he got fat, he hates hispanics, he loves russians... the paralells are eerie! He kind of talks like him too actually... Ivynn posted... Could your badass action mama beat him up My pregnant little sister would wipe the floor with his super sized ass. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922970710] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>He's like the Donald Trump of the martial arts world. </quote> he does weird things to his hair to hide his balding, he got fat, he hates hispanics, he loves russians... the paralells are eerie!</quote> He kind of talks like him too actually... <cite>Ivynn posted...</cite> <quote>Could your badass action mama beat him up</quote> My pregnant little sister would wipe the floor with his super sized ass.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 2:45:18 PM #43:	Skye Reynolds posted... A master of the weakest martial art is still more than capable of handling your average CEman. again, Shuto-uke posted... Google what shuto uke is. 2nd degree black belt in kyokushin karate here and blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Kyokushin Karate is a full contact variant of karate, BTW, not a point sparring thing. People even get knocked out sometimes. <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922970714] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>A master of the weakest martial art is still more than capable of handling your average CEman.</quote> again, <cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote>Google what shuto uke is. 2nd degree black belt in kyokushin karate here and blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Kyokushin Karate is a full contact variant of karate, BTW, not a point sparring thing. People even get knocked out sometimes.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 06/08/19 2:49:57 PM #44:	Shuto-uke posted... Skye Reynolds posted... He's like the Donald Trump of the martial arts world. he does weird things to his hair to hide his balding, he got fat, he hates hispanics, he loves russians... the paralells are eerie! I hadn't heard this before. Is that why he acted like a bully toward John Leguizamo during the filming of Executive Decision? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NsNBMdZhq4" data-time=" Hell, Donald Trump's wife-at-the-time was in that movie too. <_< <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:922970868] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Skye Reynolds posted...</cite> <quote>He's like the Donald Trump of the martial arts world. </quote> he does weird things to his hair to hide his balding, he got fat, he hates hispanics, he loves russians... the paralells are eerie!</quote> I hadn't heard this before. Is that why he acted like a bully toward John Leguizamo during the filming of Executive Decision? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NsNBMdZhq4" data-time=" Hell, Donald Trump's wife-at-the-time was in that movie too. <_<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 2:50:20 PM #45:	Kitt posted... He kind of talks like him too actually... must be all the putin man juice they drink lol <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922970878] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>He kind of talks like him too actually... </quote> must be all the putin man juice they drink lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 06/08/19 2:51:55 PM #46:	Shuto-uke posted... Kitt posted... He kind of talks like him too actually... must be all the putin man juice they drink lol Lmfao --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:922970944] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>Shuto-uke posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Kitt posted...</cite> <quote>He kind of talks like him too actually... </quote> must be all the putin man juice they drink lol</quote> Lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 06/08/19 2:54:02 PM #47:	he's reading this topic right now look at this fat fuck --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:922971024] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>he's reading this topic right now look at this fat fuck </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 06/08/19 2:55:33 PM #48:	He wishes the Chuck Norris memes had been about him. He'd have claimed they were all true. "That's right. I don't push up when I exercise. I push the world down." <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:922971092] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>He wishes the Chuck Norris memes had been about him. He'd have claimed they were all true. "That's right. I don't push up when I exercise. I push the world down."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 06/08/19 3:06:50 PM #49:	Steven Seagal was probably a force to be reckoned with in his prime. Not the best in the world, necessarily, but obviously accomplished enough that a solid majority of the world's population wouldn't be able to kick his ass in any sense of the world. He was probably a solid bouncer, or a half-decent security guy, and I don't doubt that in his prime he earned his different belts in different martial arts. But his prime was around 30 years ago, and everything he's done since his prime has been to further his own personal goal of being the world's heaviest shitstain. Folks have already pointed out his dogshit cop show, primadonna personality and disrespectful shit-talking. What some folks might not necessarily know is how he's talked shit about Bruce Lee years after his death, saying that Bruce Lee was just a movie guy and that he could have wiped the floor with him because of a tighter grip on the "fundamentals" or some shit. This is the same man who kept talking shit about beating Jean-Claude Van Damme up while attending the same party as him, only to bitch out when Van Damme challenged him to a fight. Steven Seagal's prime was waning at best around the time that I was born. Just about everything he's done during my lifetime has been to put others down and prop his aging, bloated ass up on a pedestal. You can look at old action movie stars now, and while a majority of them wouldn't be saints or gods of their craft, it seems clear to me that they've aged into more graceful people than Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal is a fucking turd, and any goodwill he may have built up through decent movies and solid martial arts expertise deserves to be pissed down the drain. I'd even kick $30 towards a pair of boxing gloves for TC to enact his violent rage fantasy. I don't have any grand delusions about my own skills - I'm a weak-ass motherfucker who could almost certainly get dropped by Steven Seagal. But that doesn't change what an intensely hateable human being he is, and I can only wish TC luck in his mission to beat him down. --- Now Playing: Yakuza 5, A Night in the Woods, Phantasy Star <cite>MrMallard posted [p:922971490] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote>Steven Seagal was probably a force to be reckoned with in his prime. Not the best in the world, necessarily, but obviously accomplished enough that a solid majority of the world's population wouldn't be able to kick his ass in any sense of the world. He was probably a solid bouncer, or a half-decent security guy, and I don't doubt that in his prime he earned his different belts in different martial arts. But his prime was around 30 years ago, and everything he's done since his prime has been to further his own personal goal of being the world's heaviest shitstain. Folks have already pointed out his dogshit cop show, primadonna personality and disrespectful shit-talking. What some folks might not necessarily know is how he's talked shit about Bruce Lee years after his death, saying that Bruce Lee was just a movie guy and that he could have wiped the floor with him because of a tighter grip on the "fundamentals" or some shit. This is the same man who kept talking shit about beating Jean-Claude Van Damme up while attending the same party as him, only to bitch out when Van Damme challenged him to a fight. Steven Seagal's prime was waning at best around the time that I was born. Just about everything he's done during my lifetime has been to put others down and prop his aging, bloated ass up on a pedestal. You can look at old action movie stars now, and while a majority of them wouldn't be saints or gods of their craft, it seems clear to me that they've aged into more graceful people than Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal is a fucking turd, and any goodwill he may have built up through decent movies and solid martial arts expertise deserves to be pissed down the drain. I'd even kick $30 towards a pair of boxing gloves for TC to enact his violent rage fantasy. I don't have any grand delusions about my own skills - I'm a weak-ass motherfucker who could almost certainly get dropped by Steven Seagal. But that doesn't change what an intensely hateable human being he is, and I can only wish TC luck in his mission to beat him down.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shuto-uke 06/08/19 3:17:30 PM #50:	MrMallard posted... Steven Seagal is a f*ing turd, and any goodwill he may have built up through decent movies and solid martial arts expertise deserves to be pissed down the drain. I'd even kick $30 towards a pair of boxing gloves for TC to enact his violent rage fantasy. I don't have any grand delusions about my own skills - I'm a weak-ass motherfer who could almost certainly get dropped by Steven Seagal. But that doesn't change what an intensely hateable human being he is, and I can only wish TC luck in his mission to beat him down. slow clap* <cite>Shuto-uke posted [p:922971881] in Steven Sea... [t:77771061]...</cite> <quote><cite>MrMallard posted...</cite> <quote>Steven Seagal is a f*ing turd, and any goodwill he may have built up through decent movies and solid martial arts expertise deserves to be pissed down the drain. I'd even kick $30 towards a pair of boxing gloves for TC to enact his violent rage fantasy. I don't have any grand delusions about my own skills - I'm a weak-ass motherfer who could almost certainly get dropped by Steven Seagal. But that doesn't change what an intensely hateable human being he is, and I can only wish TC luck in his mission to beat him down.</quote> slow clap*</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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