Poll of the Day > Kind of surprised I haven't been banned.

(+) Yeah! (+)

I think I have been subconsciously trying to get myself banned this year. As many of you know, I have a long streak of getting my accounts banned for one reason or another. KroganBallEater, Storrac, Krogan (this one was bullshit, literally my first offense and they banned me for daring to not bend over and kiss Iwata's ass after he died), Goldenrodradio, etc. Though in my defense, all of those were from when I was in my late teens and had a bit more of an "edge" to myself.

Then I mellowed out, started posting more normally, stopped associating with troublemakers (though most of them, namely Arctic and Terris, did either get banned or quit). I started being more of a troll this year because I think deep in my subconscious I want to be banned because I am now old and need to rip the bandaid off and stop interacting with this website daily.

I've started doing stupid shit: posting COVID misinformation, asking stupid questions, telling Winter to kill themselves like three times (thought that would get me banned immediately, lol), posting blatant homophobia (that I do not harbor at all, just account destruction tactics). But I haven't been banned, I haven't even been warned, I don't even think I've lost karma!

Maybe it's time to just simply log out.

You could try pulling a Schmen

Metalsonic66 posted...

You could try pulling a Schmen

Who is Schmen

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

Who is Schmen

Glad you asked.

There once was a user named Schmen
Who claimed that his balls were "a ten!"
They were all clean and bright,
with not one hair in sight,
and when they were posted? "AMEN!"

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

Krogan (this one was bullshit, literally my first offense and they banned me for daring to not bend over and kiss Iwata's ass after he died)

account age and usermap moderation history both influence moderation severity, so it's not surprising for new alts to die easily if your other accounts had a bunch of moderations

Follow your dreams. Who knows, they might ban you for this topic.

Metalsonic66 posted...

Who claimed that his

I thought that was that chewy bloke.

I saw someone claiming Ziggi is Schmen

Im pretty sure that is not true

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

KroganBallEater

Huh. Never known this was one of your accounts.

I've started doing stupid shit: posting COVID misinformation, asking stupid questions, telling Winter -snip- like three times (thought that would get me banned immediately, lol), posting blatant homophobia (that I do not harbor at all, just account destruction tactics). But I haven't been banned, I haven't even been warned, I don't even think I've lost karma!

I've noticed and it's been very clear that you have been trolling a lot. Although getting banned seems easy enough if you really want that.

Maybe it's time to just simply log out.

Another one would be to not use GameFAQs as much. I personally don't post here much anymore. It feels a lot better. The second option close your accounts sure.

EclairReturns posted...

I thought that was that chewy bloke.

Apparently both

DukeRaouI posted...

Follow your dreams. Who knows, they might ban you for this topic.

bring gamergirls back

THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

bring gamergirls back

Maybe one day. There are a few classics that could use a modern reboot. I just dont have the same passion to keep coming up with material that wont get modded instantly for those type of accounts like I did nearly 10 years ago.

at least make a write up about what the gamergirl and her bestie are up to nowadays. Are they still friends? Are they lovers? Did they ever do that thing with a rhubarb?

You people take this website way too seriously

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You're supposed to enjoy life, not make other people's lives miserable.