Current Events > Kevin Sorbo is talking about "cake" on Twitter

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https://twitter.com/ksorbs/status/1524503898286870528?s=20&t=SfTjQ7wBObQo7vaz1a15Xw

what a flawed analogy

I dun get the joke

I did it for Chicago
I did it for the Lord

Even in his flawed analogy it's not cake until it's done lol

I4NRulez posted...

Even in his flawed analogy it's not cake until it's done lol

Wouldnt it just be batter?

I know what cake is

I don't know what Kevin Sorbo is

I4NRulez posted...

Even in his flawed analogy it's not cake until it's done lol

A more apt analogy would be for Hercules to order a cake, receive a platter full of batter, and be informed that there is no functional difference between this and a cake other than time so therefore he owes you $30.

I support throwing away the cake in cases where the oven didn't consent to baking.

Jokes on you the oven never consents! No more cake!

Darkprince35 posted...

Wouldnt it just be batter?

Yes. Fucking Herc is losing it.

So we should eat babies?

Dakimakura posted...

I know what cake is

I don't know what Kevin Sorbo is

He was a fairly popular C list actor in the mid 90s mostly known for his role as Hercules in the late night TV shows "Hercules: The Legendary Journeys" and "Xena: Warrior Princess"

He had a stroke or two, got SUPER religious and started doing weird "christians are the most persecuted people in america EVER!" movies like God's Not Dead. Past few years he's mostly just been another one of the rightwing nutjobs thinking they are clever on twitter.

Dumb ass

Where's da punch line?

Prestoff posted...

Where's da punch line?

his existence is the punch line

Hercules had to do a bunch of stupid pointless bullfuck tasks because his father was an asshole and he was like "okay sounds good I guess I will do all this dumb shit"

and then he died.

I guess Kevin Sorbo kinda makes sense given that context.

Instructions unclear

I put the baby in the oven.

Does it count as an abortion if you kill your own career?

McMarbles posted...

Does it count as an abortion if you kill your own career?

Thats called suicide

Well he's right about it not being cake until it's fully "cooked" so...lol

AP3Brain posted...

Well he's right about it not being cake until it's fully "cooked" so...lol

Can you make a delicious shake out of a fetus?

Something tells me he read about semen being called "baby batter" in slang terms and he took it from there... >_>

Except stem cells and stuff, they don't just chuck it in the garbage..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO_jtlib_x4

He .. he wants to eat babies?

Vyrulisse posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO_jtlib_x4

what are your opinions about abortion, Vyrulisse? I have not seen you in other topics discussing this topic (so my bad if you already expressed your thoughts on this and I just didn't see them)

It's not a cake until it's fully cooked, until then it's just batter.
There's nothing more sad than an utter moron who thinks they're the smartest person in the room.

FigureOfSpeech posted...

what are your opinions about abortion, Vyrulisse? I have not seen you in other topics discussing this topic (so my bad if you already expressed your thoughts on this and I just didn't see them)

I don't think there's really much that needs to be discussed. If a woman doesn't want to have a baby she shouldn't be bound by law to have that baby, it should be allowed with no strings save for extremely late-term, by then I feel there's no room to wonder if it's a living child or not.

See though? There's a lot of what-ifs and nuance that you could get lost in the weeds over for eternity which I think has happened to the overall discussion.

his analogy is objectively fucking stupid because people don't always have sex with the express intent of having a baby. also stop giving that idiot attention.

Giant_Aspirin posted...
his analogy is objectively fucking stupid because people don't always have sex with the express intent of having a baby.

But there are so many ways to nearly totally prevent pregnancy as an outcome, some of which are free.

jpenny2 posted...

So we should eat babies?

It's the other, other white meat.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/8/AAfQqfAADOZ-.jpg

Imagine going from "Hercules" to "clearly addicted to meth".

What kind of person would make a topic pointing out Kevin Sorbo's ridiclous tweets?

Honestly.

Very_Unreliable posted...

his analogy is objectively fucking stupid because people don't always have sex with the express intent of having a baby.

But there are so many ways to nearly totally prevent pregnancy as an outcome, some of which are free.

"nearly". exactly.

I like how Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless are on the extreme opposite of the political spectrum.

Cake begins at conception

Giant_Aspirin posted...

"nearly". exactly.

Please don't feed the gimmick in the same topic where you told people to stop paying attention to Hercules.

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

I like how Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless are on the extreme opposite of the political spectrum.

They're basically on the extreme opposite of every spectrum, considering she actually has talent and intelligence.

DrizztLink posted...

Please don't feed the gimmick in the same topic where you told people to stop paying attention to Hercules.

or in any topic, really.

it seems like that account just popped up today and has had horrible take after horrible take. but it's from like 2007, so i gotta wonder, whose alt?

Not wanting cake is a valid reason to throw out even a fully baked cake. In fact I think I'll be throwing out some leftover cake later today.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

or in any topic, really.

it seems like that account just popped up today and has had horrible take after horrible take. but it's from like 2007, so i gotta wonder, whose alt?

I am not an alt. I forgot the password to my old account YEARS ago. I have been posting on and off on gamefaqs and CE for a much longer time than I care to admit, I think you know why my karma is low, and it's because I've been suspended for just saying I like certain youtubers and many other mundane reasons. I got suspended once for saying cigarettes aren't that bad for you. People just mark everything I say dude. I don't get super aggressive or mean, and I don't really care if people do it to me, I'm just saying what I think, and I don't think my political views depart that much from what most reasonable people here believe.

I'm sad that Hercules isn't cool anymore.

That doesn't seem right. Everyone knows the last step is that when it's done you take it out of the oven then throw it into conditions where it could become moldy, but you let it sit there because you just don't care about it and can't use it anymore.

Very_Unreliable posted...

I am not an alt. I forgot the password to my old account YEARS ago. I have been posting on and off on gamefaqs and CE for a much longer time than I care to admit, I think you know why my karma is low, and it's because I've been suspended for just saying I like certain youtubers and many other mundane reasons. I got suspended once for saying cigarettes aren't that bad for you. People just mark everything I say dude. I don't get super aggressive or mean, and I don't really care if people do it to me, I'm just saying what I think, and I don't think my political views depart that much from what most reasonable people here believe.

Is this really true when most of the posters in a thread disagree (or even post proof of your view being incorrect)?