Board 8 > Why do so many guys sound like they are dying in the public restroom?

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INCEPTlON
04/19/22 8:47:52 PM
#1:


Maybe its just an American thing, but the sounds I hear in the mens restroom sound like death. Not just the vulgar stuff either, but the moans of pain

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Xeybozn
04/19/22 8:54:35 PM
#2:


Those are sex noises. They're having sex.

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swordz9
04/19/22 9:00:06 PM
#3:


Its either sex or because lots of Americans have awful bowel issues
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MrGreenonion
04/19/22 9:00:39 PM
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Most of them are having sex

Some of them actually are dying tho

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ninkendo
04/19/22 9:20:33 PM
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pooping is hard

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BlueCrystalTear
04/19/22 9:21:01 PM
#6:


well shit

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Johnbobb
04/19/22 10:49:53 PM
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I don't get it either, they don't even have to be in a stall, dudes (especially like 40+ year old guys) will come in and just start like wretching over the urinal like they've got an animal caught in their throat just to spit into the toilet

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swirIdude
04/19/22 11:15:26 PM
#8:


Because guys scream when they pee.

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Grand Kirby
04/19/22 11:16:02 PM
#9:


Honestly I've put a lot of thought about it and my theory is that if you're ever desperate enough to use a public restroom (that is a restroom in a place you're just visiting for a period of time, like at a store or restaurant or park etc.) instead of just holding it in until you get to a place that's more comfortable then you must REALLY have to go and are going to be unloading epic and body draining shits and pisses. No one wants to use public restrooms unless they absolutely have to.

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Menji
04/19/22 11:22:21 PM
#10:


I notice it at the urinals, like people are always breathing so hard when they pee

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StartAllOver
04/19/22 11:25:09 PM
#11:


Where exactly are you implying?

It can't be just an American thing. :/

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Isquen
04/20/22 12:32:36 AM
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I don't get it either. I'll occasionally let loose a huge sigh of relief if it was an emergency in there, but my desk at work is right next to the public restroom and you'd swear every other man who went in there had long form covid with them retching loudly.

Great Expectorations while Charles holds his Dickens, or something.

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_PandaMaster_
04/20/22 12:49:22 AM
#13:


Fear/Intimidation.

Like AN animal in the wild, making grand noises is a way to assert dominion and mark your territory.

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banananor
04/20/22 1:24:18 AM
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can you link an example of the sound?


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KamikazePotato
04/20/22 1:55:19 AM
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banananor posted...
can you link an example of the sound?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdlBxdqv8s&t=60s

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StealThisSheen
04/20/22 3:04:42 AM
#16:


Kidney stones.

Kidney stones everywhere.

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banananor
04/20/22 3:35:35 AM
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KamikazePotato posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdlBxdqv8s&t=60s
Thank u very much


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BetrayedTangy
04/20/22 8:18:28 AM
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I saw one guy who was still groaning while he washed his hands. Took every ounce of my being to not laugh my ass off

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Grand Kirby
04/20/22 2:02:01 PM
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also, some people simply scream when they pee

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Emeraldegg
04/20/22 2:07:02 PM
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KamikazePotato posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdlBxdqv8s&t=60s
incredible response

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Xuxon
04/20/22 2:17:43 PM
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KamikazePotato posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVdlBxdqv8s&t=60s
lol knew exactly what this would be before i clicked it

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Steiner
04/20/22 2:27:53 PM
#22:


maybe you heard a guy dying

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-hotdogturtle--
04/20/22 2:30:11 PM
#23:


Who
does
Number 2
work
for?!?

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Crescent-Moon
04/20/22 3:02:43 PM
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Have you seen the food they serve in a lot of these places?

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Punnyz
04/20/22 3:12:02 PM
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Lets put it this way

you must be super desperate and your shit must be super insane for you to want to use a Public Restroom in the first place

so of course you hear those more often

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Uglyface2
04/21/22 8:48:46 PM
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I want to know why some people flush before they pee and during their pee, but not necessarily after they finish peeing.
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banananor
04/21/22 10:12:13 PM
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are you at all aware of what children's television was like in the 90s?

their primary competition was scooby doo and power rangers

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Waluigi1
04/21/22 10:37:49 PM
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Punnyz posted...
Lets put it this way

you must be super desperate and your shit must be super insane for you to want to use a Public Restroom in the first place

so of course you hear those more often
I feel like you're projecting. There's plenty of people who have no problem using a public restroom.

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Steiner
04/22/22 2:53:11 AM
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Waluigi1 posted...
I feel like you're projecting. There's plenty of people who have no problem using a public restroom.
yeah i always find this the case in "public bathroom" discussions, there's some people who won't use them and assume they're a majority.

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banananor
04/22/22 6:08:48 AM
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I can understand where the idea originates. I didn't want to use public restrooms when I was in high school

If a classmate heard you pooping loudly or smelled your fart, that could theoretically be what they'd forever taunt you about

As an adult I have a different perspective

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StartTheMachine
04/22/22 6:47:32 AM
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Yeah I couldn't care less about having to use a public restroom and find the people abnormally afraid to do so a little strange. I also have a bladder the size of a goldfish so I'm forced to use one like on the daily. #2 is worse in a public restroom but not the end of the world.

They're usually fine. Every once in a blue moon though, you'll enter one that is truly disgusting and maybe those experiences just scar people forever.

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HeroDelTiempo17
04/22/22 7:03:44 AM
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People gotta eat more fiber

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Alanna82
04/22/22 1:04:33 PM
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I have always wondered this. I can say women do not sound like that in the restroom.

But I make DBZ jokes when my husband uses the restroom.

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Waluigi1
04/22/22 7:14:03 PM
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Alanna82 posted...
I have always wondered this. I can say women do not sound like that in the restroom.
That may(or may not) be true, but I can confirm through multiple jobs and restrooms I've had to clean, that women are way nastier than men when it comes to using the restroom. Some of the things I've seen...whew.

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Murphiroth
04/22/22 8:52:08 PM
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Alanna82 posted...
I can say women do not sound like that in the restroom.


I used to work at a bookstore and we had a woman who would come in and be louder than anybody I've ever heard, like grunting and banging on the inside of the stall to the point that you could hear it outside the bathroom. Apparently it was terrifying from the inside, especially if you were in the stall next to her and didn't know it was her.

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Uglyface2
04/22/22 9:17:34 PM
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Waluigi1 posted...
That may(or may not) be true, but I can confirm through multiple jobs and restrooms I've had to clean, that women are way nastier than men when it comes to using the restroom. Some of the things I've seen...whew.

Preach it. One of the low points of my young adult life was having to clean up a wall behind a women's toilet. I didn't sign on for it, really. I was supposed to be in men's accessories, but then they moved me to package pickup, and from there they gradually added maintenance duties.
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HasteDeux
04/22/22 11:15:35 PM
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I died in the restroom today, actually. >_<

(food poisoning or something, the stomach pains were really bad, but once the diarrhea finally came I was fine)

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Waluigi1
04/22/22 11:22:52 PM
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Uglyface2 posted...
Preach it. One of the low points of my young adult life was having to clean up a wall behind a women's toilet. I didn't sign on for it, really. I was supposed to be in men's accessories, but then they moved me to package pickup, and from there they gradually added maintenance duties.
Yeah it's so weird, I don't get it. Maybe it's because women have these unrealistic stereotypes to live up to that they're so clean and not gross like men. So they just let loose and get gross in the bathroom lol

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ChichiriMuyo
04/23/22 4:15:27 AM
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UltimaterializerX posted...
I will never understand how DBZ got popular.
It's wish fulfillment for a lot of people. You wouldn't believe the number of guys that had weighted clothes in high school because they thought it'd help them become totally badass. At least two of my friends did, and they'd actually wear them while exercising.

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ninkendo
04/23/22 8:08:55 AM
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I've tried doing the fusion dance in real life

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ImperialScrolls
04/23/22 8:58:51 AM
#43:


Standard American Diet (SAD). Excessive sugar, flour, seed oil consumption destroys the body.
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Crescent-Moon
04/23/22 9:14:03 AM
#44:


Kai makes DBZ better, at least.

Though the Buu Saga is still awful and Kai should've just given up trying to save it.

And Pokemon is obvious. It's a collect-a-thon with animals of various different appearances that gets routine updates in the form of new games that make players feel like they're never truly done similar to what MMOs do.

Random Pokemon fact: The saving jingle is very similar in all gen 1 games, but it's different for each game.

They should've kept that up for every gen~

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