Current Events > So, apparently there's an extended cut from the Mario Bros movie.

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Turbam
06/22/21 9:35:56 PM
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https://youtu.be/d-4yy9oBKN4

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Dark_SilverX
06/22/21 9:36:13 PM
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hope it get remastered

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Dakimakura
06/22/21 9:37:47 PM
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I was a huge fan of the Super Mario cartoons/games/products when I was a kid and was really excited for this movie. But even I hated it.

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Turbam
06/22/21 9:39:34 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
I was a huge fan of the Super Mario cartoons/games/products when I was a kid and was really excited for this movie. But even I hated it.
Honestly, I unironically enjoy the Mario Bros movie.
I recognize that it doesn't follow the source material at all, but I really do enjoy it.

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Bleuets
06/22/21 9:43:20 PM
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Id watch it.
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FortuneCookie
06/22/21 9:46:59 PM
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Let's be honest here. If it had been a Christopher Nolan movie, it would've stunk so long as Bowser was a human and not a turtle-dragon.

Because of the decision to make Koopa human, Dennis Hopper is simultaneously the best and worst part of the movie.
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UnholyMudcrab
06/22/21 9:47:19 PM
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masterpug53
06/22/21 9:49:08 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
I was a huge fan of the Super Mario cartoons/games/products when I was a kid and was really excited for this movie. But even I hated it.

I was pumped for it, and my parents took me to the theater to see it (I would have been 10 at the time). I remember seeing this long line of people, and saying out loud 'wow, I can't believe all these people want to see Mario too!' And my parents sighed and said 'no son, that's the line for Jurassic Park.' (as I would figure out some time later, the subtext there was 'god I wish we were going to see JP instead of this.')

Anyway, that's the first time in my life that I remember being so let down by a piece of media that I was actually kinda depressed about it for no small amount of time afterwards. I don't think even the thickest ironic lens could allow me to enjoy this movie. The only redeemable part for me are a small handful of (smart) Iggy and Spike lines.

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