Poll of the Day > Corrupt-A-Wish Game

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Njord posted...

Granted, but this mastery of space travel summoned Cthulhu from the Great Beyond and now the human race will spend the remainder of eternity is servitude.

no wish so nothing to corrupted

i wish Winter and the other English posters forget it's mothers day this Sunday

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BlazeAndBlade posted...

no wish so nothing to corrupt

i wish Winter and the other English posters forget it's mothers day this Sunday

Granted because mother's day is canceled and so are all mothers PERMINATNLY.

I wish all previous wishes would have their corruptions reversed!!!

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wolfy42 posted...

Granted because mother's day is canceled and so are all mothers PERMINATNLY.

I wish all previous wishes would have their corruptions reversed!!!

Granted, but after being reversed, something even worse happens with the wish

I wish wolfy42 was a super saiyan

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Ogurisama posted...

Granted, but after being reversed, something even worse happens with the wish

I wish wolfy42 was a super saiyan

Granted but only their pubes go gold.

I wish for two hot dogs

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JoanOfArcade posted...

Granted but only their pubes go gold.

I wish for two hot dogs

Granted, but instead of hot dogs, you have two penises

I wish for infinite wishes

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Ogurisama posted...

Granted, but instead of hot dogs, you have two penises

I wish for infinite wishes

Granted, but the wishes go to everyone else but you.

I wish my calves would stop spasming.

Njord posted...

Granted, but the wishes go to everyone else but you.

I wish my calves would stop spasming.

Granted, but you dont have calves anymore

I wish the nights sky was always clear

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Ogurisama posted...

Granted, but you dont have calves anymore

I wish the nights sky was always clear

Granted but Apple bought the night sky so there's an apple logo on the moon

I wish for a Spider-Man #1

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JoanOfArcade posted...

Granted but Apple bought the night sky so there's an apple logo on the moon

I wish for a Spider-Man #1

Granted, but the pages are stuck together and the cover is incredibly faded.

I wish everyone never went hungry again.

Njord posted...

Granted, but the pages are stuck together and the cover is incredibly faded.

I wish everyone never went hungry again.

your wish is granted, but the vast majority of humanity dies due to an inability to sense when to eat, ok?

i wish donald trump finally gets a chance to bang his daughter, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

your wish is granted, but the vast majority of humanity dies due to an inability to sense when to eat, ok?

i wish donald trump finally gets a chance to bang his daughter, ok?

Granted, but you have to see him naked, and not her. The image will never leave your mind. Ever.

I wish Xenoblade Chronicles X would come to the Switch.

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Nightphall posted...

Granted, but you have to see him naked, and not her. The image will never leave your mind. Ever.

I wish Xenoblade Chronicles X would come to the Switch.

Granted but there's a bug that bricks your Switch when you try to play it.

I wish there were no mosquitoes.

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trodi_911 posted...

Granted but there's a bug that bricks your Switch when you try to play it.

I wish there were no mosquitoes.

Granted, but this causes starvation in spiders, which chain effects up the food chain causing all life on earth to eventually die.

I wish there were no more floods

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Ogurisama posted...

Granted, but this causes starvation in spiders, which chain effects up the food chain causing all life on earth to eventually die.

I wish there were no more floods

Grant, but there are now more mudslides.

I wish I could donate my stimulus check to someone that actually needs it or have it redirected to another use, like infrastructure. I don't need mine, but the government thinks I do. Smart.

Zangulus posted...

Granted. Youre given access to the Internet and have the ability to use google to search for charities that you could donate it to.

I wish I didnt have to drive home.

Granted you get another DUI

Well that's not corrupted just true

I wish Helly would notice me

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Zangulus posted...

When you rush to in a bad attempt to attack someone and yet your very premise is flawed. Lol

What? Stop drinking Zang that post is all fucked up.

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JoanOfArcade posted...

Granted you get another DUI

Well that's not corrupted just true

I wish Helly would notice me

Granted but now you are a yandere and end up murdering him to ensure he doesn't notice anyone else.

I wish I could juggle.

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Granted but now you have to juggle all the time or you get massive migraines.

I wish, I wish, I really was a fish.

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Zangulus posted...

Granted. Then a dolphin decapitates you and uses your head for self pleasure.

I wish the food truck hadnt cancelled dinner at work today.

Granted, but all the food they serve from now on is spoiled

I wish it was Sunday already

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Zangulus posted...

Granted. Youre given access to the Internet and have the ability to use google to search for charities that you could donate it to.

Very true. Thanks for the insight.

Ogurisama posted...

Granted, but all the food they serve from now on is spoiled

I wish it was Sunday already

Granted, but it'll always be Sunday. The days will never change or progress. Just a perpetual Sunday forever.

I wish this tinnitus in my ears would go away.

Njord posted...

Very true. Thanks for the insight.

Granted, but it'll always be Sunday. The days will never change or progress. Just a perpetual Sunday forever.

I wish this tinnitus in my ears would go away.

Granted but it's replaced with crazy frog

I wish Mother 3 would get an English release

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JoanOfArcade posted...

I wish Mother 3 would get an English release

Granted but the translation is done by 4Kidz

I wish I would stop biting my tongue in my sleep

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Zareth posted...

Granted but the translation is done by 4Kidz

I wish I would stop biting my tongue in my sleep

Granted, but you dont have a tongue anymore

I wish Dancing Homer was still dancing

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Ogurisama posted...

Granted, but you dont have a tongue anymore

I wish Dancing Homer was still dancing

Granted, but it's now Twerking Homer.

I wish people would text or call me before visiting unexpectedly, so I'm not half-naked and cleaning the bathroom.

Njord posted...

Granted, but it's now Twerking Homer.

I wish people would text or call me before visiting unexpectedly, so I'm not half-naked and cleaning the bathroom.

Granted, but you will be fully naked when they show up.

I wish I had unlimited Starbucks card

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Ogurisama posted...

Granted, but you will be fully naked when they show up.

I wish I had unlimited Starbucks card

Granted, but it's been flagged as stolen and ninjas are after you.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Njord posted...

Granted, but it's been flagged as stolen and ninjas are after you.

I wish I was a little bit taller.

Granted, but your legs no longer work

I wish the sky was neon green

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Granted. You have been teleported to an alien world with the proper atmosphere for such an effect. It lacks any sentient life.

I wish more people paid attention to local politics.

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Unbridled9 posted...

Granted. You have been teleported to an alien world with the proper atmosphere for such an effect. It lacks any sentient life.

I wish more people paid attention to local politics.

Granted, now it is the only thing you can see on TV or the internet.

I wis te letter no longer exists.

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wolfy42 posted...

Granted, now it is the only thing you can see on TV or the internet.

I wis te letter no longer exists.

Grntd bt vwls dn't xst tr.

I wish I could change my signature.

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Zangulus posted...

Granted. You now sign every legal document with a pen that is permanently installed inside of your anus and you have to press on your nipples to make it click in and out.

I wish I wasnt hungry right now.

Granted, but now you're so full, you're the spitting image of Mr Creosote.

I wish this monkey on my back would go away.

Njord posted...

Granted, but now you're so full, you're the spitting image of Mr Creosote.

I wish this monkey on my back would go away.

Granted, but now it's a but monkey. Your next bowel movement is REALLY going to hurt.

I wish daylight savings would go away.

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wolfy42 posted...

Granted, but now it's a but monkey. Your next bowel movement is REALLY going to hurt.

I wish daylight savings would go away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIQI6NtnPKo

Granted, but it returns again in November.

I wish I had a slice of lemon meringue pie.

Njord posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIQI6NtnPKo

Granted, but it returns again in November.

I wish I had a slice of lemon meringue pie.

Granted but it ain't lemon.

I wish I had a sandwich

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Zangulus posted...

Granted. Its a fish head sandwich made from the fish head in post 73.

I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow.

Granted, but you will not have electricity, running water, or heating. Food's expired, too.

I wish I didn't just see a picture of myself from 2004 with long hair. Yikes.

Njord posted...

Granted, but you will not have electricity, running water, or heating. Food's expired, too.

I wish I didn't just see a picture of myself from 2004 with long hair. Yikes.

Granted, but you saw a worse picture from 2003

I wish this topic would die

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Granted but it also gets to 501 posts.

I wish I didn't have to sleep or get tired.

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Granted but you recharge energy through photosynthesis of the butt so for eight hours a day you have to go outside and point your bare ass towards the sun

I wish RE Village was out already

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Zangulus posted...

Granted, EA purchases Capcom, and pushes the game out a full year ahead of when it would have been ready. It is extremely buggy, and Lady Dimitrescu is now a paid DLC add on.

I wish it were Friday

granted, but whenever you close your eyes you hear friday by rebecca black on repeat, ok?

i wish i could fix climate change, ok?

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ClarkDuke posted...

granted, but whenever you close your eyes you hear friday by rebecca black on repeat, ok?

i wish i could fix climate change, ok?

Granted. The climate has been reset to the ice age climate.

I wish ClarkDuke would stop adding 'ok?' at the end of their sentences like they're Lymel from Star Ocean 4.

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Unbridled9 posted...

Granted. The climate has been reset to the ice age climate.

I wish ClarkDuke would stop adding 'ok?' at the end of their sentences like they're Lymel from Star Ocean 4.

Your wish is granted, but it's replaced with 'm'kay', like they're Mr. Mackey.

I wish the Boker Mini Dessert Warrior Kalashnikov Dagger Automatic Knife (2.5" Blue) Donut knives were in stock.

Njord posted...

Your wish is granted, but it's replaced with 'm'kay', like they're Mr. Mackey.

I wish the Boker Mini Dessert Warrior Kalashnikov Dagger Automatic Knife (2.5" Blue) Donut knives were in stock.

Granted but they're 9,999 dollars

I wish the rockstar game Bully would get a sequel on ps4


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afrodude77 posted...

Granted but they're 9,999 dollars

I wish the rockstar game Bully would get a sequel on ps4

Granted, but support for it ends a year after it's released and there was no actual Q&A.

I wish it'd rain for a several weeks here.