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Tropicalwood
02/05/21 3:17:19 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X68Mm_kYRjc

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CommonGrackle
02/05/21 3:22:25 PM
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if John Carmack did something, it was probably for a good reason
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AlmightyCheeks
02/05/21 3:39:14 PM
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Carmack was just absorbing more knowledge for his weird alien studies

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Tropicalwood
02/05/21 3:54:48 PM
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CommonGrackle posted...
if John Carmack did something, it was probably for a good reason
Like that time John Carmack took a battle axe to John Romero's door.


Romero accidentally locked himself in his office. Hearing the pleas, Carmack gave the knob a twist, paused, then deduced the most obvious and immediate solution." You know," he said, "I do have a battle-ax in my office." Carmack had recently paid five thousand dollars for the custom-made weapon - a razor-edged hatchet like something out of Dungeons and Dragons. As the other guys gathered around chanting, "Battle-ax! Battle-ax! Battle-ax!" Carmack chopped Romero free. The splintered door remained in the hall for months.


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E32005
02/05/21 3:56:53 PM
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Tropicalwood posted...
Like that time John Carmack took a battle axe to John Romero's door.

great story

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Tropicalwood
02/05/21 5:44:58 PM
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That time John Carmack, armed with thermite and vaseline, led a group of children breaking into his middle school to steal Apple II computers. Only to be thwarted by the fat kid being unable to get in through the hole he melted through the school window and instead opted to open the window activating the silent alarm.


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refmon
02/05/21 5:47:07 PM
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CommonGrackle posted...
if John Carmack did something, it was probably for a good reason


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