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Garioshi
08/24/20 1:07:08 PM
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I've created a simple flowchart to help you determine whether an act is gay or not.


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Blue_Inigo
08/24/20 1:10:01 PM
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But you're sticking a penis shaped object up your ass

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Alteres
08/24/20 1:10:26 PM
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k

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Guide
08/24/20 1:10:45 PM
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that chart is gold

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Were_Wyrm
08/24/20 1:11:05 PM
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Of course not, there's no balls to touch.

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Gobstoppers12
08/24/20 1:11:17 PM
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It's not entirely straight, either, though.

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Lost_All_Senses
08/24/20 1:12:56 PM
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It's not gay or straight, it's just a damn good time.

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Garioshi
08/24/20 1:12:58 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's not entirely straight, either, though.
There's nothing inherently gay about getting sexual pleasure from your butt. A woman rimming a man is not gay.

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Master_Bass
08/24/20 1:15:22 PM
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Garioshi posted...
There's nothing inherently gay about getting sexual pleasure from your butt. Rimming is straight.
Yeah, pegging is not for me, but it's not gay if no other men are involved. I don't know why people can't understand this.

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Choco
08/24/20 1:16:00 PM
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"sex with women is gay" -idiots on the internet who are probably not even joking

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V-E-G-Y-
08/24/20 1:20:36 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
But you're sticking a penis shaped object up your ass

What other shape can you use lol
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Garioshi
08/24/20 1:24:53 PM
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Cleaned it up a little

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Lost_All_Senses
08/24/20 1:25:29 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
What other shape can you use lol

Small frisbee shape? Insert it like a coin.

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Garioshi
08/24/20 1:26:48 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Small frisbee shape? Insert it like a coin.
You're never getting it back then, your ass will suck it up. If you want to anything you put in your ass back, it has to have a flared base.

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ScazarMeltex
08/24/20 1:27:14 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Yeah, pegging is not for me, but it's not gay if no other men are involved. I don't know why people can't understand this.
Basically this. If you are turned on by the idea of a chick fucking you with a strap-on, but not turned on by the idea of a dude fucking you with his dick, you aren't gay. The key component to homosexuality is attraction to the same sex, not putting stuff in your ass.

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UnfairRepresent
08/24/20 1:30:44 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...


What other shape can you use lol

scissors?
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Were_Wyrm
08/24/20 1:30:53 PM
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Garioshi posted...
You're never getting it back then, your ass will suck it up. If you want to anything you put in your ass back, it has to have a flared base.
Not if you do the old drill a hole and tie a string on it trick.

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Jagr_68
08/24/20 1:31:13 PM
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Garioshi posted...

Cleaned it up a little

What if it's this guy who is getting pegged by a woman tho?
https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM

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hockeybub89
08/24/20 1:31:24 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
08/24/20 1:32:30 PM
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Garioshi posted...
You're never getting it back then, your ass will suck it up. If you want to anything you put in your ass back, it has to have a flared base.

Who said I wanted it back?

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MC_BatCommander
08/24/20 1:32:50 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
But you're sticking a penis shaped object up your ass

So? Being gay is having a sexual attraction to people of the same sex.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's not entirely straight, either, though.

It's pretty cut and dry tbh.

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ekie
08/24/20 1:33:06 PM
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Garioshi posted...
There's nothing inherently gay about getting sexual pleasure from your butt. A woman rimming a man is not gay.

Riiiiight

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V-E-G-Y-
08/24/20 1:34:11 PM
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Jagr_68
08/24/20 1:35:49 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
A finger up your butt gay?

If it's your own finger, yes.
If it's a gay guy's, also yes.
If it's a straight guy's, yes.
If it's a woman's, then no.
If it's a gay woman's, then yes.

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hockeybub89
08/24/20 1:36:07 PM
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If a gay man procreates with a woman, is he actually straight?

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MC_BatCommander
08/24/20 1:39:11 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
If a gay man procreates with a woman, is he actually straight?

No

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Garioshi
08/24/20 1:42:42 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
If a gay man procreates with a woman, is he actually straight?
A gay man is a gay man by definition.

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Garioshi
08/24/20 2:03:47 PM
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Jagr_68 posted...
What if it's this guy who is getting pegged by a woman tho?
https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM
The flowchart refers to acts, not people. Your sexuality is whatever you think it is.

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philsov
08/24/20 2:06:43 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
What other shape can you use lol


traffic cone, stringed beads, glass bottle, tennis racket handle, door knob, etc

or so I've heard
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Garioshi
08/24/20 2:17:50 PM
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philsov posted...
traffic cone, stringed beads, glass bottle, tennis racket handle, door knob, etc

or so I've heard
what kind of ass do you have

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Garioshi
08/24/20 4:47:46 PM
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bump.

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Garioshi
08/25/20 12:26:28 PM
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not gay bump

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DrizztLink
08/25/20 12:29:04 PM
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treewojima
08/25/20 12:39:58 PM
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Physics majors have too much downtime
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masticatingman
08/25/20 12:42:05 PM
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Flow chart goes way beyond the topic title, just gonna put that out there.

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Garioshi
08/25/20 12:51:53 PM
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treewojima posted...
Physics majors have too much downtime
I won't next week, it's nothing but homework from then on out.

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Garioshi
08/25/20 2:23:36 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Pretty sure sex acts between women are also considered gay.
...yes?

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BewmHedshot
08/25/20 2:29:50 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Penises are gay
No penises are involved in pegging, fortunately.

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apocalyptic_4
08/25/20 2:45:54 PM
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I mean everything about the act itself is pretty suspect. Borderline sus

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Garioshi
08/25/20 3:48:23 PM
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apocalyptic_4 posted...
I mean everything about the act itself is pretty suspect. Borderline sus
"sus" does not factor into the gayness of an act

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Crescente
08/25/20 3:55:31 PM
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Is it gay if you take a dump and you enjoy the sensation of the log flowing out of your crevice?
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Garioshi
08/25/20 4:35:06 PM
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Crescente posted...
Is it gay if you take a dump and you enjoy the sensation of the log flowing out of your crevice?
Follow the flowchart, my friend.

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Solid Snake07
08/25/20 4:36:42 PM
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Imagine being so insecure about this

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Garioshi
08/25/20 6:15:35 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Imagine being so insecure about this
I'm just stating facts, homie. No insecurity here.

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DrizztLink
08/25/20 7:36:00 PM
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Garioshi posted...
...yes?
Unless I'm seriously failing a Spot check here, the chart categorizes sex acts between women as "definitely not gay."

Bottom left corner.

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Zodd3224
08/25/20 7:41:11 PM
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I find it hilarious people would even consider any act between a man and a woman gay

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Blue_Inigo
08/25/20 7:41:53 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
I find it hilarious people would even consider any act between a man and a woman gay
A dude getting a penis up the butt seems pretty gay to me tbh

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Garioshi
08/25/20 7:42:23 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Unless I'm seriously failing a Spot check here, the chart categorizes sex acts between women as "definitely not gay."

Bottom left corner.
If it's not between a woman and a woman, it's definitely not gay. The "yes" and "no" above the arrows aren't there for show.

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Zodd3224
08/25/20 7:42:30 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
A dude getting a penis up the butt seems pretty gay to me tbh

You have a very loose definition of the word penis

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