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UnfairRepresent
08/13/20 4:22:00 PM
#1:


You're at work one day eating your delicious lunch when the cute girl comes over and starts talking to you. She keeps making you laugh, playing with her hair and being very flirtatious. She's not drawing attention to it but it's pretty clear her exposed cleavage is intentional.

Then you realize she's been casually moving her hands towards your pudding as if it's no big thing.

https://i.imgur.com/RqskQPN.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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PokemonExpert44
08/13/20 4:22:48 PM
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Boobs/10

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RavingShark
08/13/20 4:25:51 PM
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ima have to fight her.

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DoGCyN
08/13/20 4:26:42 PM
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How pointy are her elbows?

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R1masher
08/13/20 4:28:33 PM
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Squirt my tapioca all over her cleavage and tell her this never happens to me

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garan
08/13/20 4:39:39 PM
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She can have my pudding, if you know what I mean. I'll even put her in the pudding club.
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dameon_reaper
08/13/20 4:41:25 PM
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I'd just give her the damn pudding.
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marthsheretoo
08/13/20 4:57:50 PM
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DoomsSD posted...
"No dessert without the meal first"

*unzips pants*

Aaaaand fired.

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ehhwhatever
08/13/20 5:04:59 PM
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I would give her the pudding and ask her a favor in the future. She probably is silently running things at work with those coconuts.

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The Popo
08/13/20 5:08:16 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bBZulXg0knc

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UnfairRepresent
08/14/20 12:25:58 AM
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DoGCyN posted...
How pointy are her elbows?

They're pretty normal
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CommunismFTW
08/14/20 12:29:50 AM
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God damn.

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OwlRammer
08/14/20 1:01:35 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


Then you realize she's been casually moving her hands towards your pudding as if it's no big thing.
Then I just keep casually moving the pudding away from her hands until she just asks me for it >:(

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SiO4
08/14/20 1:06:17 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You're at work one day eating your delicious lunch when the cute girl comes over and starts talking to you. She keeps making you laugh, playing with her hair and being very flirtatious. She's not drawing attention to it but it's pretty clear her exposed cleavage is intentional.

Then you realize she's been casually moving her hands towards your pudding as if it's no big thing.

https://i.imgur.com/RqskQPN.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?


That looks a lot like my former favorite bartender Emily.
In fact, I think I've seen that pic before.
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Gobstoppers12
08/14/20 1:09:18 AM
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Shove the pudding in her face and scream "NO MEANS NO"

Then I file a sexual harassment claim with HR and I work day and night, sometimes without eating or sleeping, putting together a case to get her fired and thrown in prison.

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Ruvan22
08/14/20 11:48:55 AM
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Am I working at Hooters with that dress code?
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SiO4
08/14/20 12:18:33 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Am I working at Hooters with that dress code?


My Bartender worked at a titty bar, so far point.
She looked exactly like that in the top department!
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ApherosyLove
08/14/20 12:20:30 PM
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"hey now that's completely unfair!"

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UnfairRepresent
08/14/20 12:24:15 PM
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Ruvan22 posted...
Am I working at Hooters with that dress code?

She probably is violating the dress code at this moment
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3PiesAndAFork
08/14/20 12:27:16 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She probably is violating the dress code at this moment
In that case I would take the pudding and smear it in her cleavage. If she wants it she can lick it off.

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DarthWendy
08/14/20 12:29:13 PM
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Can we please clarify for a poor non-native English speaker, with imperfect mastery of American lingo, what the "pudding" can potentially refer to in the present context ? Is it the literal pudding you're eating for lunch, or something else ?

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BewmHedshot
08/14/20 12:29:56 PM
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More of girl tc?

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3PiesAndAFork
08/14/20 12:31:24 PM
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DarthWendy posted...
Can we please clarify for a poor non-native English speaker, with imperfect mastery of American lingo, what the "pudding" can potentially refer to in the present context ? Is it the literal pudding you're eating for lunch, or something else ?

https://i.imgur.com/XAB8IGm_d.webp

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DarthWendy
08/14/20 12:32:12 PM
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Image doesn't display :(

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pikachupwnage
08/14/20 12:33:45 PM
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I have a much better flavor in my balls

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3PiesAndAFork
08/14/20 12:34:13 PM
#28:


DarthWendy posted...
Image doesn't display :(
Dammit. Not sure what the problem is. Google chocolate pudding.

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divot1338
08/14/20 12:35:06 PM
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Stick my ding dong in my pudding.

Balls in her court.

Sex pun!

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DarthWendy
08/14/20 12:37:22 PM
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3PiesAndAFork posted...
Dammit. Not sure what the problem is. Google chocolate pudding.
Yes imgur keeps spazzing up like that sometimes.
Well, at least it's a literal edible pudding and not something perverse, phew.

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UnfairRepresent
08/14/20 1:13:26 PM
#31:


DarthWendy posted...
Can we please clarify for a poor non-native English speaker, with imperfect mastery of American lingo, what the "pudding" can potentially refer to in the present context ? Is it the literal pudding you're eating for lunch, or something else ?

It's a delicious soft sweet dessert you have after your meal.

Usually full of sugar
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Stagmar
08/14/20 1:21:37 PM
#32:


Fire her. Not only is she eying the CEO's pudding, she is also breaking dress code.

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UnfairRepresent
08/14/20 2:48:34 PM
#33:


Stagmar posted...
Fire her. Not only is she eying the CEO's pudding, she is also breaking dress code.


During lunch break doe
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Stagmar
08/14/20 7:30:39 PM
#34:


UnfairRepresent posted...
During lunch break doe
Doesnt matter. I dont put up with that kind of behavior. Hell, add entering my office without an appointment to the list of offenses.

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radical rhino
08/14/20 7:44:05 PM
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Id take her bra shopping

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rpopsicle7
08/14/20 9:16:19 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

The cute girl at work is flirting with you at lunch but she's eyeing the pudding

You're at work one day eating your delicious lunch when the cute girl comes over and starts talking to you. She keeps making you laugh, playing with her hair and being very flirtatious. She's not drawing attention to it but it's pretty clear her exposed cleavage is intentional.

Then you realize she's been casually moving her hands towards your pudding as if it's no big thing.

https://i.imgur.com/RqskQPN.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do? "?


I don't believe the original poster of the previously listed/previously quoted thread.

  1. For one thing with all of the calculator[s] and notebook[-s] out and lack of [and or leniency toward] a dress code that looks more like a college class and not a work environment.
2. What boss[-es] and/or co-worker[-s] {especially other women boss[-es] and/or other women co-worker[-s]} wouldn't complain about that; because it is a distraction?

And 3. It is for those reason[-s] previously listed by myself that; I believe that you are not the guy[-s] that is "working?" with and/or was "working?" with the woman/girl in the photograph?

It is probably just a random photograph that the original poster of the previously listed/previously quoted thread found off of the internet?

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Jshipp24
08/14/20 9:38:46 PM
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She must think she's funny if she's trying to slide in on my pudding like that. I take my pudding and leave simple as that. If you don't respect my pudding you don't respect me.
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UnfairRepresent
08/15/20 7:18:21 AM
#38:


Stagmar posted...

Doesnt matter. I dont put up with that kind of behavior. Hell, add entering my office without an appointment to the list of offenses.

Maybe you weren't at your office
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NeonOctopus
08/15/20 7:36:34 AM
#39:


Damn, those are some plump titties

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brotrrwinner
08/15/20 7:38:29 AM
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I'd be eyeing her pudding too, if you know what I'm shaying

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lordofmud
08/15/20 8:10:52 AM
#41:


I wait quietly.

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Eliza-Schuyler
08/15/20 8:15:38 AM
#42:


hand her the pudding, then ask why shes trying to flirt with someone so young. then question why im there at all. then remember i came to steal the pudding, and take it and run away.

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teepan95
08/15/20 8:44:25 AM
#43:


JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!

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UnfairRepresent
08/15/20 11:47:54 AM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
hand her the pudding, then ask why shes trying to flirt with someone so young. then question why im there at all. then remember i came to steal the pudding, and take it and run away.

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UnfairRepresent
08/17/20 3:08:51 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Damn, those are some plump titties

It's a distraction!
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KnightofShikari
08/17/20 3:31:08 AM
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but i was up at 4 am making the pudding because i have lost all control of my life so i ain't sharing

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Shablagoo
08/17/20 3:56:18 AM
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DarkFists
08/17/20 4:06:58 AM
#48:


"Oh, where'd this pudding come from, cool"

I then proceed to eat it in front of her

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Turbam
08/17/20 4:15:49 AM
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I don't like pudding so she can have it

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rexcrk
08/17/20 5:41:56 AM
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This isnt the first time Ive seen that picture posted on this website.

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