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UnfairRepresent 08/13/20 4:22:00 PM #1: |
You're at work one day eating your delicious lunch when the cute girl comes over and starts talking to you. She keeps making you laugh, playing with her hair and being very flirtatious. She's not drawing attention to it but it's pretty clear her exposed cleavage is intentional.
Then you realize she's been casually moving her hands towards your pudding as if it's no big thing. https://i.imgur.com/RqskQPN.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PokemonExpert44 08/13/20 4:22:48 PM #2: |
Boobs/10
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RavingShark 08/13/20 4:25:51 PM #3: |
ima have to fight her.
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DoGCyN 08/13/20 4:26:42 PM #4: |
How pointy are her elbows?
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R1masher 08/13/20 4:28:33 PM #5: |
Squirt my tapioca all over her cleavage and tell her this never happens to me
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garan 08/13/20 4:39:39 PM #6: |
She can have my pudding, if you know what I mean. I'll even put her in the pudding club.
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dameon_reaper 08/13/20 4:41:25 PM #7: |
I'd just give her the damn pudding.
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marthsheretoo 08/13/20 4:57:50 PM #9: |
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ehhwhatever 08/13/20 5:04:59 PM #10: |
I would give her the pudding and ask her a favor in the future. She probably is silently running things at work with those coconuts.
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The Popo 08/13/20 5:08:16 PM #11: |
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bBZulXg0knc
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UnfairRepresent 08/14/20 12:25:58 AM #13: |
DoGCyN posted...
How pointy are her elbows? They're pretty normal --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CommunismFTW 08/14/20 12:29:50 AM #14: |
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OwlRammer 08/14/20 1:01:35 AM #15: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Then I just keep casually moving the pudding away from her hands until she just asks me for it >:( --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 08/14/20 1:06:17 AM #16: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
You're at work one day eating your delicious lunch when the cute girl comes over and starts talking to you. She keeps making you laugh, playing with her hair and being very flirtatious. She's not drawing attention to it but it's pretty clear her exposed cleavage is intentional. That looks a lot like my former favorite bartender Emily. In fact, I think I've seen that pic before. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 08/14/20 1:09:18 AM #17: |
Shove the pudding in her face and scream "NO MEANS NO"
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Ruvan22 08/14/20 11:48:55 AM #18: |
Am I working at Hooters with that dress code?
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SiO4 08/14/20 12:18:33 PM #19: |
Ruvan22 posted...
Am I working at Hooters with that dress code? My Bartender worked at a titty bar, so far point. She looked exactly like that in the top department! --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 08/14/20 12:20:30 PM #20: |
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UnfairRepresent 08/14/20 12:24:15 PM #21: |
Ruvan22 posted...
Am I working at Hooters with that dress code? She probably is violating the dress code at this moment --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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3PiesAndAFork 08/14/20 12:27:16 PM #22: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
She probably is violating the dress code at this momentIn that case I would take the pudding and smear it in her cleavage. If she wants it she can lick it off. --- "I could care less" means you care right now. The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthWendy 08/14/20 12:29:13 PM #23: |
Can we please clarify for a poor non-native English speaker, with imperfect mastery of American lingo, what the "pudding" can potentially refer to in the present context ? Is it the literal pudding you're eating for lunch, or something else ?
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BewmHedshot 08/14/20 12:29:56 PM #24: |
More of girl tc?
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3PiesAndAFork 08/14/20 12:31:24 PM #25: |
DarthWendy posted...
Can we please clarify for a poor non-native English speaker, with imperfect mastery of American lingo, what the "pudding" can potentially refer to in the present context ? Is it the literal pudding you're eating for lunch, or something else ? https://i.imgur.com/XAB8IGm_d.webp --- "I could care less" means you care right now. The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthWendy 08/14/20 12:32:12 PM #26: |
Image doesn't display :(
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pikachupwnage 08/14/20 12:33:45 PM #27: |
I have a much better flavor in my balls
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3PiesAndAFork 08/14/20 12:34:13 PM #28: |
DarthWendy posted...
Image doesn't display :(Dammit. Not sure what the problem is. Google chocolate pudding. --- "I could care less" means you care right now. The proper phrase is "I couldn't care less." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 08/14/20 12:35:06 PM #29: |
Stick my ding dong in my pudding.
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DarthWendy 08/14/20 12:37:22 PM #30: |
3PiesAndAFork posted...
Dammit. Not sure what the problem is. Google chocolate pudding.Yes imgur keeps spazzing up like that sometimes. Well, at least it's a literal edible pudding and not something perverse, phew. --- Ave Caesar, Rosae Rosam et Spiritus Rex ! - Voila, ca ne veut absolument rien dire mais l'effet reste le meme https://imgur.com/NtyKYwI ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/14/20 1:13:26 PM #31: |
DarthWendy posted...
Can we please clarify for a poor non-native English speaker, with imperfect mastery of American lingo, what the "pudding" can potentially refer to in the present context ? Is it the literal pudding you're eating for lunch, or something else ? It's a delicious soft sweet dessert you have after your meal. Usually full of sugar --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stagmar 08/14/20 1:21:37 PM #32: |
Fire her. Not only is she eying the CEO's pudding, she is also breaking dress code.
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UnfairRepresent 08/14/20 2:48:34 PM #33: |
Stagmar posted...
Fire her. Not only is she eying the CEO's pudding, she is also breaking dress code. During lunch break doe --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Stagmar 08/14/20 7:30:39 PM #34: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
During lunch break doeDoesnt matter. I dont put up with that kind of behavior. Hell, add entering my office without an appointment to the list of offenses. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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radical rhino 08/14/20 7:44:05 PM #35: |
Id take her bra shopping
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rpopsicle7 08/14/20 9:16:19 PM #36: |
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UnfairRepresent posted... The cute girl at work is flirting with you at lunch but she's eyeing the pudding You're at work one day eating your delicious lunch when the cute girl comes over and starts talking to you. She keeps making you laugh, playing with her hair and being very flirtatious. She's not drawing attention to it but it's pretty clear her exposed cleavage is intentional. I don't believe the original poster of the previously listed/previously quoted thread.
And 3. It is for those reason[-s] previously listed by myself that; I believe that you are not the guy[-s] that is "working?" with and/or was "working?" with the woman/girl in the photograph? It is probably just a random photograph that the original poster of the previously listed/previously quoted thread found off of the internet? --- Perche, Si che e una bottiglia di 1.75 di blu emblem shapphire limonata elevatore win tenere premuto il xenolama.. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jshipp24 08/14/20 9:38:46 PM #37: |
She must think she's funny if she's trying to slide in on my pudding like that. I take my pudding and leave simple as that. If you don't respect my pudding you don't respect me.
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UnfairRepresent 08/15/20 7:18:21 AM #38: |
Stagmar posted...
Maybe you weren't at your office --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/15/20 7:36:34 AM #39: |
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brotrrwinner 08/15/20 7:38:29 AM #40: |
I'd be eyeing her pudding too, if you know what I'm shaying
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lordofmud 08/15/20 8:10:52 AM #41: |
I wait quietly.
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Eliza-Schuyler 08/15/20 8:15:38 AM #42: |
hand her the pudding, then ask why shes trying to flirt with someone so young. then question why im there at all. then remember i came to steal the pudding, and take it and run away.
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teepan95 08/15/20 8:44:25 AM #43: |
JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
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UnfairRepresent 08/15/20 11:47:54 AM #44: |
Eliza-Schuyler posted...
hand her the pudding, then ask why shes trying to flirt with someone so young. then question why im there at all. then remember i came to steal the pudding, and take it and run away. Directed by M.Night Shamalyon --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 08/17/20 3:08:51 AM #45: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Damn, those are some plump titties It's a distraction! --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KnightofShikari 08/17/20 3:31:08 AM #46: |
but i was up at 4 am making the pudding because i have lost all control of my life so i ain't sharing
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Shablagoo 08/17/20 3:56:18 AM #47: |
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DarkFists 08/17/20 4:06:58 AM #48: |
"Oh, where'd this pudding come from, cool"
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Turbam 08/17/20 4:15:49 AM #49: |
I don't like pudding so she can have it
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rexcrk 08/17/20 5:41:56 AM #50: |
This isnt the first time Ive seen that picture posted on this website.
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