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NeonOctopus
07/31/20 10:08:28 PM
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Are they literally stupid?

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EmbraceOfDeath
07/31/20 10:09:38 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Are they literally stupid?
I mean yeah.

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BlackHorse6969
07/31/20 10:09:49 PM
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not all rocks are edible

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Laserion
07/31/20 10:10:21 PM
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Igneous rocks are more vitreous. Probably harder, too.
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NeonOctopus
07/31/20 10:10:44 PM
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BlackHorse6969 posted...
not all rocks are edible
Then couldn't they just eat out the sides of the cavern opening and gain entry into the cavern if it's some supposed magic inedible rock? >_>

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SSJKirby
07/31/20 10:12:14 PM
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why don't you eat grass
or a branch
or a rat

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FortuneCookie
07/31/20 10:13:34 PM
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It was a plot convenience boulder.

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TheOrgyPorgy
07/31/20 10:15:33 PM
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Zelda games ain't exactly literary masterpieces

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Pepys Monster
07/31/20 10:20:17 PM
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Nintendos laywer: Delet this

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Gobstoppers12
07/31/20 10:23:02 PM
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It was also full of monsters.

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NeonOctopus
07/31/20 10:45:31 PM
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SSJKirby posted...
why don't you eat grass
or a branch
or a rat
Well if a giant pile of grass is blocking my food supply, I guess I gotta eat it then. Don't be a bitch.

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NeonOctopus
07/31/20 10:47:00 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
It was also full of monsters.
If a literal child can beat the monsters, I'm sure a bunch of hard burly gorons can do the job

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viewmaster_pi
07/31/20 10:52:35 PM
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ok tough guy why don't you just eat all YOUR problems in life?


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NeonOctopus
07/31/20 10:53:03 PM
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I would if I could!

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NeonOctopus
08/01/20 6:19:46 AM
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But I can't so I won't

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Mistere Man
08/01/20 6:24:40 AM
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Apparently it was a Michael Bay boulder and could only be opened but EXPLOSIONS!

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MrMallard
08/01/20 6:27:47 AM
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Why don't you eat grass when you're hungry? Different plants taste different, and some taste disgusting. Same with rocks.

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NeonOctopus
08/01/20 6:28:21 AM
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MrMallard posted...
Why don't you eat grass when you're hungry? Different plants taste different, and some taste disgusting. Same with rocks.

NeonOctopus posted...
Well if a giant pile of grass is blocking my food supply, I guess I gotta eat it then. Don't be a bitch.


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Romulox28
08/01/20 6:28:52 AM
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lol I never thought of it like this

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Wii_Shaker
08/01/20 6:55:25 AM
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Gorons do mention that some rocks are yummier than others.

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Jiggy101011
08/01/20 6:56:21 AM
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More like why didn't the Goron who was sitting right by the bomb just use the bomb?

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NeonOctopus
08/01/20 6:57:37 AM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
More like why didn't the Goron who was sitting right by the bomb just use the bomb?
In the game he says he never thought to do that.

Cuz they're stupid >_>

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Wii_Shaker
08/01/20 6:58:46 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
In the game he says he never thought to do that.

Cuz they're stupid >_>

More like lazy. Always napping.

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treewojima
08/01/20 7:02:26 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
In the game he says he never thought to do that.

Cuz they're stupid >_>

More like lazy. Always napping.

That's racist. Then again, everyone in Hyrule seems to be racist.
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NeonOctopus
08/01/20 7:10:10 AM
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Those dirty Gerudo women stealing our men. I'm so glad Ganondorf Made Hyrule Great Again and cut the bridge to their valley.

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Gobstoppers12
08/01/20 2:02:10 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
If a literal child can beat the monsters, I'm sure a bunch of hard burly gorons can do the job
... just so we're clear, are you referring to the child who was worthy to possess the Triforce of Courage, who was destined to draw the Master Sword, defeat Ganondorf, and save Hyrule?

That "literal child?"

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NeonOctopus
08/01/20 2:06:45 PM
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Yeah the literal 10 year old who didn't have the troforce of courage yet and can't even lift a fucking bomb flower with his bare hands

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coolpal23
08/01/20 2:11:17 PM
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It said in game they were spoiled on eating the rocks from inside the cavern, and couldn't eat the one outside because they were that spoiled

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CapnMuffin
08/01/20 2:11:34 PM
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90% of Plot gate keeping in games dont make sense

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NeonOctopus
08/01/20 2:19:38 PM
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coolpal23 posted...
It said in game they were spoiled on eating the rocks from inside the cavern, and couldn't eat the one outside because they were that spoiled
Then those spoiled-ass, boogie2988-ass fat FUCKS deserve to die while the motivated ones live on smh

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Ilishe
08/01/20 2:20:59 PM
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Wariodorf posted...
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/407/887/918.jpeg
That's awesome

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Strider102
08/01/20 2:37:15 PM
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Their response to the topic.

https://youtu.be/uLwkejmMxQQ

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