Board 8 > post your waifu in this topic. I will rank them tomorrow

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post your waifu in this topic. I will rank them tomorrow

one per person

pics not required, but they do help.


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dorito man

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Senjougahara Hitagi

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Fiona Belli

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Dina (TLOU2)

https://imgur.com/mHfMuHE

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Cissnei (Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII)

https://i.imgur.com/06IQjOa.png

Chiaki Nanami

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/danganronpa/images/9/9d/Chiaki_Nanami_Halfbody_Sprite_%288%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20170818170155

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Compa (Neptunia)



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Asagi Igawa

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Olga Discordia (Kuroinu)

Satsuki
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villainstournament/images/9/99/Satsuki_Kiryuin.jpg

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Nico Robin (One Piece)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPhrgQ1UYAE95PI.jpg

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Akui Hibiki

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hhBKYxRED_o/W1aIaAYVa4I/AAAAAAAAJIU/MQiWjQrIRpchxevsZ6yZA9j5jNrp1MnZACEwYBhgL/s1600/Di0ijh_VsAAs13-.jpg
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Darkness (Konosuba)

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Ashley Graham (RE4)
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/residentevil/images/f/f5/Ashley_RE4_.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20190903193653

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Makoto Nanaya (Blazblue)
https://imgur.com/a/rWnaIt4

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Yoruichi Shihouin
https://imgur.com/mP3nFct

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Shinomiya Kaguya


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Delia Ketchum (Pokemon)
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/sonicpokemon/images/2/26/DeliaFull.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/160?cb=20120519223448

Dragon Quest III Sage (F)

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Sena Kashiwazaki

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Aoi Asahina

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/danganronpa/images/a/a6/Danganronpa_1_Aoi_Asahina_Sprite_Sidebar.png/revision/latest?cb=20170524212155

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A waifu made for me based on my username



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Teysa Karlov

https://images.app.goo.gl/77UE1xPjgWuQuHHa8

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Ereshkigal (Fate)
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/9/90/Portrait_Servant_196_4.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/350?cb=20171215134404

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Fran Madaraki from Franken Fran

https://pm1.narvii.com/6059/73344c70fe7a81b0020dd46dd3b72ff83d217213_00.jpg

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Velvet Crowe


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Boa Hancock (One Piece)

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https://youtu.be/TeUwaqn9mKs

Cool noms so far

Bumpo

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Estelle Bright
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Jynx



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Beware that there may be SPOILERS for any character featured on the list. Don't worry too much about in depth spoilers, the write ups are all bare bones anyway, but I will casually drop information I gained from reading on the wiki, and this may sometimes reveal details.

I'm rating every character based on three factors

Concept: Their personality and the idea of them actually being a 'waifu.'
Canon: Their canon appearance and sexualization or cute factors.
Non-Canon: A mix of their personality and hotness in uh... fan made materials.

**Nominations are now CLOSED.**



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30. dorito man (dorito man) by @NFUN
Concept: --
Canon: 1/10
Non-Canon: --

https://i.imgur.com/gpf9xw7.jpg

Total Score: 1

I don't even know how to begin ranking the concept of this character.
I mean, he's fucking hilarious, but not really as a waifu.
In terms of his appearance I rate it a 1/10.
It's basically just a kinda ugly looking guy wearing demon make up.

29. Jynx (Pokemon) by @Haste_2
Concept: 1/10
Canon: 1/10
Non-Canon: --

https://i.imgur.com/3QuODzX.png

Total Score: 2

Wow, someone actually nominated a somewhat legitimate character that scored almost as bad as dorito man.
I don't know if there are any Pokemon that I would actually fuck,
But I'd be hard pressed to deny that I -MIGHT- do it
Depending on how they looked and how it worked, and the situation

Jynx is not one of those Pokemon.

28. Self-Insert by @IfGodCouldDie
Concept: 1/10
Canon: 2/10
Non-Canon: --

https://i.imgur.com/DApXRwW.jpg

Total Score: 3

Well, the concept is that I'd be dating some manifestation of a board 8 user.
And this sounds pretty much terrible.
Her appearance is on the low end.
But at least you did better than dorito man and Jynx

27. Fiona Belli (Haunting Ground) by @Snake5555555555
Concept: 3/10
Canon: 4/10
Non-Canon: --

https://i.imgur.com/unweEfr.jpg

Total Score: 7

The first "real" character and she doesn't do very well.
She's an 18 year old liberal arts student.
Not at all what I'm into, appearance or personality wise.

26. Ashley Graham (RE4) by @Anagram
Concept: 4/10
Canon: 4/10
Non-Canon: --

https://i.imgur.com/jLaiqRM.png

Total Score: 8

It's Fiona Belli again, but this time she's blonde.
No... Wait. They're both blonde.
Uh, this one is the President's daughter.
I will say that Ashley has some SFM pornographic materials, but
I didn't give her any bonus points for non-canon materials
Because I don't look at any of her stuff

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I thought Dorito Man was from your twisted imagination

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Awwwww

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need a list of all fuckable pokemon

Changing the format because I hate how those look.

Maybe better if I put the pictures first?

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https://i.imgur.com/RIBs15k.png

25. Dina (Last of Us 2) by @Johnbobb
Concept: 4/10
Canon: 5/10
Non-Canon: --

Total Score: 9

She seems like a fairly normal person (considering her circumstances).
Not really into normal people. And her appearance is pretty average.
Also looking like a real person works against her here.
I mean, she's competing against anime characters designed to look as hot or cute as possible.
How can you possibly score well against that when you're made to look realistic? lol

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https://i.imgur.com/YEYKAQr.png

24. Compa (Neptunia) by @Great_Paul
Concept: 4/10
Canon: 5/10

Total Score: 9

She's just a cute anime nurse. Her design and concept are both pretty standard, but...
I did penalize her a bit for being sorta cliche and not appealing to me.
Tiebreaker goes to Compa for being an anime girl.

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https://i.imgur.com/s2JIx31.png

23. Chiaki Nanami (DanganRonpa) by @hombad46
Concept: 4/10
Canon: 6/10

Total Score: 10

I don't really see gamer girls as being a bonus or anything, and apparently she's an AI.
Uh... Her appearance, I kinda like.
She gets a small boost just for being anime, and the DR style is something I like.
The characters tend to be expressive and have a slightly "alternative" look about them.
Not amazing, but good enough to beat the likes of those below her.

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https://i.imgur.com/qfasNNX.jpg

22. Erishkigal (Fate) by @Tom Bombadil
Concept: 4/10
Canon: 5/10
Non-Canon: 1/10

Total Score: 10

She's one of a billion Fate characters that I don't care about,
And she's not even one of the hot ones.
Though I will admit hentai of her exists, I have probably seen it, and I did not look away.
But I didn't find it memorable enough to actually say much else about it.

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https://i.imgur.com/tEziKVj.jpg

21. Cissnei (Crisis Core) by @MartinFF7
Concept: 5/10
Canon: 6/10
Non-Canon: --

Total Score: 11

Character concept seems very middle of the road.
I like her hair a bit, and I love brown eyes, so she gets a little extra for appearance.

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NFUN posted...

I thought Dorito Man was from your twisted imagination

I'm not really sure. I looked it up because I couldn't remember what it was, and I found this youtube video about dorito man. I don't remember if I'd seen the youtube video or not.

Asking me to remember something from 3+ years ago is like asking a dog to fly a plane.

kateee posted...

need a list of all fuckable pokemon

Maybe a future topic!


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Going to start putting more effort into pictures with the top 20 and beyond. Might step up the quality again when we hit another benchmark.

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https://i.imgur.com/tPm3u8q.png

20. Estelle Bright by @OrangeCrush980
Concept: 5/10
Canon: 6/10
Non-Canon: --

Total Score: 11

I think she's kinda funny, but... Eh, this is gonna get me skewered on board 8.
I guess I'll just say it anyway.
I tried playing the first Legends of Heroes game and found it pretty boring.
I didn't get very far, so I guess Estelle was not amazing enough to make me care about the story or characters, right?
Her appearance is a little bit better after she gets older, based on what I looked up,
But she's not the kind of character I find really hot or would look at non-canon materials of her.

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https://i.imgur.com/ZWSGBnk.jpg

19. Camomi (CAMOMI) by @UF8
Concept: 6/10
Canon: 5/10
Non-Canon: --

Total Score: 11

She's basically a virtual tuber which is something I don't think I care about at all.
Okay, the fact that they have these really twitchy movement patterns,
And they blink a lot and make weird faces... is fucking adorable.
So maybe she gets some bonus points there.
But this chick is no Kaguya Luna.
She can draw really well, which is pretty damn cool.
I don't find anything about her appearance to be hot, but she's not ugly or anything.
If hentai of her exists, I doubt I'd look at it.
I placed her above Cissnei and Estelle just because I had more to say, which clearly means something.

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https://i.imgur.com/b5ifvRD.jpg

18. Teysa Karlov (Magic) by @trdl23
Concept: 6/10
Canon: 6/10
Non-Canon: --

Total Score: 12

Powerful mature female wizards(?) can be hot in concept but,
First, I don't know enough about her to know if that's true in her case
Second, she is an OLD ass lady. Like, over 100. That's a bit beyond just mature.
She does get a bonus point for walking with a limp and a cane, since I find that adorable.
Her appearance is better than the likes of Fiona and Ashley just for being more mature looking.
I know nothing about her non-canon materials.

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https://i.imgur.com/CcehehL.jpg

17. Akui Hibiki (Hibiki) by @Mac Arrowny
Concept: 6/10
Canon: 6/10
Non-Canon: --

Total Score: 12

Her concept is a little interesting with the focus on writing and literature.
I think her appearance is very standard, but she gets a bonus point for glasses.

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https://i.imgur.com/l5MbOY7.jpg

16. Makoto Nanaya (BlazBlue) by @PirateKing2000
Concept: 5/10
Canon: 6/10
Non-Canon: 1/10

Total Score: 12

I dunno, she's a fighting game character.
What do you want me to say?
She cares about fighting and uh... other things.
I don't know any BlazBlue characters by name, so I was hoping this would be one of the hotter ones,
But honestly squirrel girl is just pretty much 'good' in my book, and nothing above that.
She gets a bonus point because I have seen hentai of her
But you can imagine from the single bonus point that it wasn't anything amazing


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https://i.imgur.com/sovhN0Z.jpg

15. Velvet Crowe (Tales) by @KommunistKoala
Concept: 5/10
Canon: 7/10
Non-Canon: --

Total Score: 12

She's one of a million Tales characters that I do not care about at all.
Her canon appearance is good, a little bit of a bonus.
She's basically just 'black haired anime girl #7 thousand"
But at least she wears shorts, the best possible fashion choice
And her clothes have a revealing while also looking "rough" style
I actually upgraded her from canon score 6 to 7 while writing this out, so there's that
Don't know anything about Tales hentai, and just not interested

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https://i.imgur.com/tt9POT3.jpg

14. Kashiwazaki Sena by @BK_Sheikah00
Concept: 5/10
Canon: 6/10
Non-Canon: 1/10

Total Score: 12

When I thought about her ranking in my head, I thought she'd do better.
But when I actually scored her...? Not so great.
Her concept is pretty much 'whatever' to me,
And once again she's basically just a cute blonde anime girl.
Her design is good but nothing about her stands out to me.
I have seen hentai of her before but it's not something I seek out.

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https://i.imgur.com/WMa6Uf4.jpg

13. Shinomiya Kaguya (Kaguya) by @handsomeboy2012
Concept: 8/10
Canon: 5/10
Non-Canon: --

Total Score: 13

I think her concept is pretty great, although not perfect or even amazing.
She's a bit of a tease but at least has very genuine feelings.
And her more uh... soft yandere side I find to be pretty hilarious but also amazing.
Sadly her appearance isn't anything better than just average,
Mostly due to having a younger and more petite look that I'm not very much into.
Her red eyes are great though
Haven't looked at any hentai of her for obvious reasons

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https://i.imgur.com/Izlcy4M.png

12. Asagi Igawa (Taimanin) by @Natwaf_akidna
Concept: 5/10
Canon: 8/10
Non-Canon: 1/10

Total Score: 14

I'm struggling with her concept because, well...
On one hand it's fucking hilarious.
The fact that these top level elite anti demon ninja go out there and then immediately lose in every single Taimanin game never gets old.
On the other hand, nothing about her personality is something I'd actually want to date.
Her canon appearance is pretty great. Not as good as any of the best, but pretty solid.
I think she's a good example of how anime can create exaggerated "ideal" body types that couldn't exist in reality.
Problem is that she does have some non-canon appearance, but they don't add anything to her existing material
Since she already comes from a porn game anyway.

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https://i.imgur.com/iFXUJQI.jpg

11. Darkness (Konosuba) by @ChaosTonyV4
Concept: 6/10
Canon: 6/10
Non-Canon: 2/10

Total Score: 14

Her concept is decent, having a funny premise.
I tend to like comedy characters and those which aren't taken too seriously.
But I'm also not super familiar with the Konosuba series,
So I can't give her a super fair rating here.
Her appearance is good but nothing mindblowing.
I've seen blonde girls in anime before.
You have. We all have.
I've seen some lewds of her that were good, but I never actively seek them out.
I think that basically speaks for itself.

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Will post the top 10 when there is enough hype built up.


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Not going to lie, feels good to not be last place.

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I dont think Id want to waifu Kaguya now that I think about it. The nomination was more on her being a great character and well written

Havent seen her hentai either, for different reasons. Somehow I cant stomach reading doujins on series or characters that Im very invested in

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MariaTaylor posted...

Asking me to remember something from 3+ years ago is like asking a dog to fly a plane.

it was only two!

I made a mockup of him, but I'm saving that for his match

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hype

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top 10 hype

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Awww yeah top ten hype

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https://i.imgur.com/WHqCwmv.jpg

10. Nico Robin (OnePiece) by @NBIceman
Concept: 5/10
Canon: 5/10
Non-Canon: 4/10

Total Score: 14

Her concept is basically 'who the hell cares.'
She's a one piece character. She's a pirate who doesn't really do pirate things.
Uh, her canon appearance is about as standard as you can get.
She has straight black hair.
You have seen this design before in anime.
Robin is pretty much carried by the fact that fan artists took oda's shitty art into their own hands and made good lewds.
She's basically just an okay, 'balanced' waifu.

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https://i.imgur.com/HAYioWQ.png

9. Senjougahara Hitagi by @profDEADPOOL
Concept: 6/10
Canon: 7/10
Non-Canon: 1/10

Total Score: 14

I don't care that much about Monogatari, but she does get a bonus point for appealing to my caregiver fetish.
Her appearance is good, but not amazing.
I know she has some non-canon materials but I haven't seen anything of her that really wow'd me.
The hotly contested 14 point Tiebreaker goes to Senjougahara because I find her a better waifu in concept.
She scored the same as Robin and Asagi despite the lack of good porn,
I think that basically speaks for itself.

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https://i.imgur.com/0WkFcbH.jpg

8. Kiryuuin Satsuki (Kill la Kill) by @Menji
Concept: 6/10
Canon: 6/10
Non-Canon: 3/10

Total Score: 15

Her concept is pretty much just okay.
She gets a bonus point for being the type of character who always looks pissed off, which I find really hot.
But I did factor this into her canon appearance as well, and she kinda 'double dips' as a result.
I gave her a bonus point in both categories, putting her slightly above average.
She has some non-canon materials but it's nothing amazing.
Not enough to get tons of bonus points, but better than some others.
Now if Ryuuko had been nominated? That would be a different story...

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https://i.imgur.com/c6aNUUh.jpg

7. Madaraki Fran (Franken Fran) by @Raka_Putra
Concept: 8/10
Canon: 6/10
Non-Canon: 1/10

Total Score: 15

Fran is great in concept since she appeals directly to the kind of anti-social, weird, creepy person that I am.
Her canon appearance is not amazing -- she's held back a bit by her art style and her body type.
I do find the scars to be pretty hot but just nothing else about her design supports the idea that she's actually 'hot.'
I've tried to look up some non-canon materials of her before but... there's not much to find.

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https://i.imgur.com/pNPvbdn.jpg

6. Boa Hancock (One Piece) by @changmas
Concept: 5/10
Canon: 5/10
Non-Canon: 5/10

Total Score: 15

Not much I can say about her that I didn't already say about Robin
She is literally the same character
She is from one piece
She has straight black hair
Her hentai is a little bit better
Now if Nami had been nominated? That would be a different story...
I actually used to think Oda's art style and character design were pretty much awful
But seeing hentai of Nami is what caused me to change my mind over time
Amazing backstory and lore going on in this topic

Anyway, she is for sure hotter than Fran or Satsuki, so I gave her the 15 point tiebreaker

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edit: top 5 will start on the next page. and maybe I'll do multiple pictures for each?

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MariaTaylor posted...

Don't know anything about Tales hentai, and just not interested

not a lot of quality stuff out there in my experience. shameeeeeee

i pretty much just buckets instantly whenever i see post-timeskip nami