Current Events > Based on our usernames, we assume why others will go to jail someday.

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SrRd_RacinG
02/25/20 1:35:14 PM
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inloveanddeath0
02/25/20 1:36:47 PM
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IfGodCouldDie
02/25/20 1:37:03 PM
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Failed murder suicide

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Weeziohead
02/25/20 1:37:10 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Illegal street race

Romeo and Juliet style murder
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Weeziohead
02/25/20 1:37:58 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Failed murder suicide

Drowning in the ocean trying to walk on water believing you are in fact God.
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IfGodCouldDie
02/25/20 1:38:48 PM
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Weeziohead posted...
Drowning in the ocean trying to walk on water believing you are in fact God.
Why would I go to jail for that?

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Weeziohead
02/25/20 1:39:34 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Why would I go to jail for that?

Suicide is illegal.
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Izrael
02/25/20 1:39:56 PM
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Weeziohead posted...
Drowning in the ocean trying to walk on water believing you are in fact God.

Illegal possession of Weezio

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Puglia77
02/25/20 1:44:34 PM
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Izrael posted...


Illegal possession of Weezio

Suspected of being a member of ISIS
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KillerSlaw
02/25/20 1:45:13 PM
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Had relations with a Pug dog

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WilliamPorygon
02/25/20 1:46:09 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Had relations with a Pug dog
Threw a bowl of cole slaw in a police officer's face

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ShotgunSilencer
02/25/20 1:46:31 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Had relations with a Pug dog

Murdered everyone at the cookout with poisoned Cole slaw

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Bestoffuture
02/25/20 1:47:52 PM
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ShotgunSilencer posted...
Murdered everyone at the cookout with poisoned Cole slaw

Poorly manufactured silencer

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ThyCorndog
02/25/20 1:48:57 PM
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Bestoffuture posted...
Poorly manufactured silencer
Illegal time traveling

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Vicious_Dios
02/25/20 1:52:09 PM
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Jaywalking.

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AirFresh
02/25/20 1:53:02 PM
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You cut someone

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SrRd_RacinG
02/25/20 2:00:25 PM
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AirFresh posted...
You cut someone

Serial killer who forces Febreze aerosol propellants into his victims' lungs.

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AbraCadaver
02/25/20 2:26:37 PM
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Joyriding stolen cars

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ThyCorndog
02/25/20 2:27:11 PM
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ApherosyLove
02/25/20 2:27:44 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
Making bodies disappear
Grand Theft Corndog

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coinstarcad
02/25/20 2:39:56 PM
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Sexually destroyed 100 Mac computers
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WilliamPorygon
02/25/20 2:40:40 PM
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Robbed all the pennies from the bank

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Touch
02/25/20 2:40:43 PM
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coinstarcad posted...
Sexually destroyed 100 Mac computers
Hijacks a coinstar machine

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Smackems
02/25/20 2:41:23 PM
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Touch posted...
Hijacks a coinstar machine
Weinstein shit.

Mines probably obvious

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inloveanddeath0
02/25/20 2:41:24 PM
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coinstarcad posted...
Sexually destroyed 100 Mac computers
A misogynist ATM

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SrRd_RacinG
02/25/20 3:59:03 PM
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Smackems posted...
Weinstein shit.

Mines probably obvious

Smacked multiple women on the ass. No remorse.

@WilliamPorygon

You sexually abused a porygon that you named William.

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The-Apostle
02/25/20 4:47:14 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
Smacked multiple women on the ass. No remorse.

@WilliamPorygon

You sexually abused a porygon that you named William.
Stole a race car

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IfGodCouldDie
02/25/20 4:52:53 PM
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The-Apostle posted...
Stole a race car
Made a fake religion to scam money from people.

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PatrickMahomes
02/25/20 4:55:26 PM
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Speaking blasphemy in a religious country

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inloveanddeath0
02/25/20 4:57:22 PM
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Was a prodigy but committed blasphemy

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Master_Bass
02/25/20 4:58:42 PM
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Killed their spouse over cheating.
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The-19th-Sparta
02/25/20 5:00:25 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Was a prodigy but committed blasphemy

Pulled a Katie Vick.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/25/20 5:01:06 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
Pulled a Katie Vick.
Kicked an innocent man down a hole

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TwoDoorPC
02/25/20 5:03:35 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Kicked an innocent man down a hole

god dies and takes humanity with him

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Villain
02/25/20 5:22:42 PM
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TwoDoorPC posted...
god dies and takes humanity with him
Sells counterfeit PC software and misleading stats for PC hardware

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SaccharineSmile
02/25/20 5:24:27 PM
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Villain posted...
Sells counterfeit PC software and misleading stats for PC hardware

known to police as always stealing Nintendo related products

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The-19th-Sparta
02/25/20 5:26:19 PM
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SaccharineSmile posted...
known to police as always stealing Nintendo related products

Caught smiling at people through their windows.

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Paragon21XX
02/25/20 5:27:05 PM
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The-19th-Sparta posted...
SaccharineSmile posted...
known to police as always stealing Nintendo related products

Caught smiling at people through their windows.

Child abuse
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malenz
02/25/20 5:28:19 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Child abuse
saves an innocent black kid (21yo) from being beat brutally by police
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Gurifisu
02/25/20 5:38:26 PM
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malenz posted...
saves an innocent black kid (21yo) from being beat brutally by police
Violating the Clean Air, Clean Water, and Safe Drinking Water Acts by unlawfully drilling for oil and other resources in their backyard.

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Ryven
02/25/20 5:50:40 PM
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Kills a long list of hated CE'rs with a samurai sword assassin style before finally being caught.

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inloveanddeath0
02/25/20 5:51:36 PM
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Vicious_Dios
02/25/20 5:53:49 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...

Ripping the tag off a mattress.

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Feetish
02/25/20 5:58:19 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Ripping the tag off a mattress.

Being a vicious dios.

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Guide
02/25/20 5:59:25 PM
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Stealing women's feet.

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SpaceBear_
02/25/20 6:15:03 PM
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Killing a guy called Greg.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/25/20 6:31:04 PM
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Illegally launching bears in to space

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