Poll of the Day > Is saying "Jesus loves you" a good comeback?

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minervo
01/19/20 10:13:14 PM
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Ive seen some people use that one. An alternate is also bless your heart.

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darcandkharg31
01/19/20 10:16:27 PM
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This always makes me smile when watching Corner Gas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgHog_8bVmA

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Miroku_of_Nite1
01/19/20 10:16:34 PM
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minervo
01/19/20 10:23:18 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
This always makes me smile when watching Corner Gas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgHog_8bVmA
Lol I was thinking this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-ZTksDoH6w


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Krazy_Kirby
01/20/20 12:42:51 AM
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santa loves you too.
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dedbus
01/20/20 1:05:15 AM
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You can tell it pretty much destroys the edgelords. They literally lose their shit. Saying you'll pray for them is another one that gets the reeeeee.
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minervo
01/20/20 1:39:27 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
santa loves you too.

good one, all I can say is

ill pray for you

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Krow_Incarnate
01/20/20 2:08:22 AM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
This always makes me smile when watching Corner Gas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgHog_8bVmA
I love you for posting this. I had no idea what this was, but checked it out due to curiosity.

I'm only on the third episode, but this show is great.

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CaptainStrong
01/20/20 2:10:18 AM
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No. Keep your religion to yourself.
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darcandkharg31
01/20/20 2:35:49 AM
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Krow_Incarnate posted...
I love you for posting this. I had no idea what this was, but checked it out due to curiosity.

I'm only on the third episode, but this show is great.
Awesome, i'm glad you're enjoying it, I always liked it since it came out.

https://i.imgur.com/vX6k9IR.gif

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Krazy_Kirby
01/20/20 4:17:54 AM
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minervo posted...


good one, all I can say is

ill pray for you


i will ask the easter bunny to leave you lots of eggs this year.
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Smoking_Hamster
01/20/20 4:45:43 AM
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I think it is a weak reply. You are not countering what the person says, just using a generic response.
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Mead
01/20/20 6:58:20 AM
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Yeah because if they disagree they immediately go to hell

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SunWuKung420
01/20/20 7:42:54 AM
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It's a great way to stop a needlessly hostile person.

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myghostisdead
01/20/20 8:34:09 AM
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CaptainStrong posted...
No. Keep your religion to yourself.

That is the reason to do it, to piss off the atheist.
minervo posted...
Ive seen some people use that one. An alternate is also bless your heart.

"Bless your Heart", when used in a certain way here in the south basically means "You are such a stupid asshole all I can do is pity you".

They are only effective if they make the others angry. I put them right there with "OK Boomer" and " Yes Dear".

Personally I haven't ever heard "Jesus loves you" as a comeback but if it makes someone mad then it probably served its purpose. I guess the whole argument would just fall into one of these silly sayings being thrown back and forth though.

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