Poll of the Day > Gwyneth Paltrow selling $75 candle that smells like her vagina

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BUMPED2002
01/12/20 9:01:05 AM
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Are you kidding me? Who wants to smell that! How did they capture her scent is what I'd like to know.

https://pagesix.com/2020/01/11/gwyneth-paltrow-selling-75-candle-that-smells-like-my-vagina/

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Far-Queue
01/12/20 9:13:23 AM
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BUMPED2002 posted...
How did they capture her scent is what I'd like to know.
They put her vagina through a cider press

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SpeedDemon20
01/12/20 9:13:31 AM
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AND IT'S SOLD OUT. How?! Who are the people buying these things?!

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Mead
01/12/20 9:13:32 AM
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Thats just nasty

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FatalAccident
01/12/20 9:18:12 AM
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she clearly says this smells like A vagina, how are people mistaking this for this being GP bottling her vagina scent?

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Lokarin
01/12/20 9:18:49 AM
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I'd goop it

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GenericGuy
01/12/20 9:20:43 AM
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Sold out... damn... :(

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GreenKnight127
01/12/20 9:25:03 AM
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Do you think men are buying this.......or hippie dippy women who believe in "soul energy" and crystals and shit?

Because something tells me it's women.

I mean...guys are thirsty bastards, but I highly doubt they're out there buying vagina candles.

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BUMPED2002
01/12/20 9:26:41 AM
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Far-Queue posted...
They put her vagina through a cider press
LOL

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BUMPED2002
01/12/20 9:27:06 AM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
Do you think men are buying this.......or hippie dippy women who believe in "soul energy" and crystals and shit?

Because something tells me it's women.

I mean...guys are thirsty bastards, but I highly doubt they're out there buying vagina candles.
I wouldn't want one.

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GenericGuy
01/12/20 9:28:34 AM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
I mean...guys are thirsty bastards, but I highly doubt they're out there buying vagina candles.
bath water

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bigbadharry
01/12/20 9:49:55 AM
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I'd buy that for a dollar >:0)

Now I can just douse myself in gamergirl bathwater and smell candles while I'm on a date with Palmela Handerson.
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Mead
01/12/20 9:52:32 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
she clearly says this smells like A vagina, how are people mistaking this for this being GP bottling her vagina scent?

its still gross

what kind of sicko wants their house to smell like genitals

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GreenKnight127
01/12/20 10:13:30 AM
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GenericGuy posted...
bath water
touche

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Miroku_of_Nite1
01/12/20 10:15:44 AM
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Imagine the smell.

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helIy
01/12/20 10:27:47 AM
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This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP,

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captpackrat
01/12/20 10:30:13 AM
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$75 for a candle or 75 for a can of tuna?

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GreenKnight127
01/12/20 10:35:51 AM
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captpackrat posted...
$75 for a candle or 75 for a can of tuna?
LOL ohhhhh shit!

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HornedLion
01/12/20 12:03:26 PM
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You guys are surprised its sold out. Remember that one chick that posts pics of herself having an anime orgasm. Delphine something or other. She sold her bath water and it was sold out so fast.

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Miroku_of_Nite1
01/12/20 12:07:36 PM
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HornedLion posted...
Remember that one chick that posts pics of herself having an anime orgasm. Delphine something or other. She sold her bath water and it was sold out so fast.
She also pulls about $145,000 a month making faces and dressing lewd. I think a jar of her pee is still for sale though.

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FrozenBananas
01/12/20 12:13:47 PM
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captpackrat posted...
$75 for a candle or 75 for a can of tuna?

hahahaha

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wwinterj25
01/12/20 12:37:38 PM
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BUMPED2002 posted...
Who wants to smell that! How did they capture her scent is what I'd like to know.

It's simple. They just got a good whiff and created something that smells like it. Some folk probably do want to smell that. I wouldn't buy a Gwyneth Paltrow one mind.


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HornedLion
01/12/20 1:07:25 PM
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captpackrat posted...
$75 for a candle or 75 for a can of tuna?

Is it wrong that this comment just made me a little hot?

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Behaviorism
01/12/20 6:28:04 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
It's simple. They just got a good whiff and created something that smells like it. Some folk probably do want to smell that. I wouldn't buy a Gwyneth Paltrow one mind.
There's a lot of vaginas i'd like to smell. Gwyneth Paltrow's isn't one of them.

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Dikitain
01/12/20 8:02:39 PM
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I think I'll stick to the "homemade cookies" scented candle I am burning right now, thank you.

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joemodda
01/12/20 8:17:39 PM
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LMAO Belle Delphine go and get fucked

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Action53
01/13/20 6:41:32 AM
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Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...
Imagine the smell.
Cow burps and helicopter exhaust

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Kyuubi4269
01/13/20 6:47:00 AM
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joemodda posted...
LMAO Belle Delphine go and get fucked

Pls, will supply
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momo92
01/13/20 6:52:01 AM
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Behaviorism posted...
There's a lot of vaginas i'd like to smell. Gwyneth Paltrow's isn't one of them.


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SunWuKung420
01/13/20 7:11:27 AM
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Gross.

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