Poll of the Day > You get a knock on your door. It's Frieza, and he wants to kill you.

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keyblader1985
01/06/20 6:14:13 PM
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What do you do/say to get him to spare you?

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SunWuKung420
01/06/20 6:22:48 PM
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*throat punch*
*frieza dies*
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LinkPizza
01/06/20 6:30:30 PM
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Does it matter? It'll take 13 episodes before anything happens...
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hypnox
01/06/20 6:31:11 PM
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Pretty sure frieza wouldnt knock on the door. Learn your anime/manga bro.

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LinkPizza
01/06/20 6:35:27 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/sMklPHn.jpg
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Mead
01/06/20 6:38:19 PM
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Tell him he has the wrong house and that he wants 123 Fake Street

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darcandkharg31
01/06/20 6:41:45 PM
#7:


ask where his penis went

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keyblader1985
01/06/20 6:44:46 PM
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hypnox posted...
Pretty sure frieza wouldnt knock on the door. Learn your anime/manga bro.
He liked to feign having manners. The only unrealistic part is Frieza being there in person.

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NeoSioType
01/06/20 7:07:58 PM
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1st second of thought:

For some reason, he hasn't killed me right away so I have a chance to get out of this.

Maybe he doesn't actually want to kill me but he wants something from me, information perhaps. Or maybe he wants to delay my death to torture me? Or maybe for some unknown reason he can't kill me right now.

In order to reason with him I first have to know what he actually wants from me. So step 1 should be asking why he wants to kill me. But that might be too direct and might reaffirm his motive in the unlikely event he actually desires my death.

So instead I'll open the conversation by appealing to his ego by telling him I'm his biggest fan in the galaxy.

2nd second:

"Hey.... uh, you're that strong guy. (Crap! I don't know how to talk to aliens. Why do I do!?)
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Korruptor
01/06/20 7:19:57 PM
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shoot him at the face
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PKMNsony
01/06/20 7:20:33 PM
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He is fake, so that would not happen.
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skullbone
01/06/20 7:51:24 PM
#12:


Grovel, ask to join his army.

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dedbus
01/07/20 3:28:13 AM
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Push the refrigerator to the door and answer hey cuz.
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wolfy42
01/07/20 3:37:21 AM
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Have you tried pizza?

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Miroku_of_Nite1
01/07/20 3:39:37 AM
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Do a 360 and walk away.

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Metalsonic66
01/07/20 4:11:19 AM
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I would offer him the secret to defeating Goku

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LeetCheet
01/07/20 4:22:21 AM
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Challenge him to a duel and whip out my brand new DUEL DISK SYSTEMTrademark

I just hope he doesnt read the rulebook too thoroughly and realize Im using banned cards.
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Krazy_Kirby
01/07/20 5:44:56 AM
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lie and tell him where goku is
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Fierce_Deity_08
01/07/20 9:53:28 AM
#19:


Wrong house, you want the one at the other end of the road. The yellow house.

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EvilMegas
01/07/20 9:56:58 AM
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Kimbos_Egg
01/07/20 2:04:34 PM
#21:


EvilMegas posted...
https://youtu.be/ESyt3O2zHUw

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