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JimCarrysToe
12/14/19 5:41:12 PM
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So a standing person shits a solid gold egg onto the head of someone laying down, how big does the egg have to be to at least give them a little brain damage?
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CapnMuffin
12/14/19 5:44:22 PM
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A gold bar weighs about the same as a box of quarters ($500 or 50 rolls). Id say 1 box would be fine but Id be worried about someone dropping 2 boxes on my head.

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Foppe
12/14/19 5:45:29 PM
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The problem with hitting your head is that it makes a huge difference where it hits you.

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Awesome
12/14/19 5:45:33 PM
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Why

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SiO4
12/14/19 5:49:08 PM
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https://imgur.com/C2AOYyi
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Foppe
12/14/19 5:51:59 PM
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Awesome posted...
Why
Ive learned to never question somebodys fetish.

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s0nicfan
12/14/19 5:55:09 PM
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The xkcd guy has an entire book of really goofy what if questions that he then answers using actual math. TC, you may want to get yourself a copy of that book.

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JimCarrysToe
12/14/19 6:08:32 PM
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Awesome posted...
Why

You should know better than to ask questions.

s0nicfan posted...
The xkcd guy has an entire book of really goofy what if questions that he then answers using actual math. TC, you may want to get yourself a copy of that book.

What's it called? I think I've heard of it before.

Nvm I found it
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Shotgunnova
12/14/19 6:42:55 PM
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An 18.75-foot drop while the temperature is at 18.75C or higher.

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dj1200
12/14/19 7:03:37 PM
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It wouldnt have to be large enough if you dropped it from a high enough distance.

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JimCarrysToe
12/14/19 7:05:13 PM
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dj1200 posted...
It wouldnt have to be large enough if you dropped it from a high enough distance.

Human not that tall tho
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SiO4
12/14/19 9:20:33 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...


Human not that tall tho


It's been shown that you can't kill someone by dropping a penny off the Empire State Building. I assume the same is true for Poop.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/14/19 9:24:26 PM
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SiO4 posted...
It's been shown that you can't kill someone by dropping a penny off the Empire State Building. I assume the same is true for Poop.

No it's actually not true for a penny. The lightness of the penny and wind resistance slows it down to not be fatal.

Now if you drop a bowling ball.... watch the fuck out.

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MI4 REAL
12/14/19 9:24:27 PM
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(height above face)+(weight of egg)+/x(gravity) vs (strength of recipients head)

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inloveanddeath0
12/14/19 9:25:29 PM
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Are you here to test this?

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SiO4
12/14/19 9:29:15 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...


No it's actually not true for a penny. The lightness of the penny and wind resistance slows it down to not be fatal.

Now if you drop a bowling ball.... watch the fuck out.


LOL, very true...Though you would have to have an incredibly fiber-rich diet for your poop to be that dense. I recon the pooper would be dead before the pooped on, in that case.

Side note: And it sounds like a joke setup, but it is not. Have you ever heard of the woman that attempted suicide from jumping of the ESB, but got blown back into it? That's when you know God is really messing with ya.
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SiO4
12/14/19 9:30:37 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Are you here to test this?


No here per-say, We only do that in the test kitchen.
What? Do you think we're animals?
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