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UnfairRepresent
10/24/19 12:23:16 PM
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You're at home one night playing your favorite video game while your son is staying over at his friend Sanchez's house

When suddenly your sons mother comes rushing over with your sons laptop shouting "[Firstname!] You need to have a look at this, it's just awful !"

Then she shows you the laptop and you discover it is absolutely full of porn. From the plain vanilla to every non illegal fetish under the sun. Both files and links to pornsites . Almost the entire hard drive is full and she says she's scared to even look at what is on the external hard drives he bought.

FgRhPLz

"I was just looking through his laptop and o found all.... this ... this filth! This Is just horrible [Firstname], what do we do about it? You need to talk to him."

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Zikten
10/24/19 12:23:56 PM
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I give my son a highfive and take him out for a father son lunch
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DeathVelvien
10/24/19 12:25:19 PM
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Show him more sites.
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Shablagoo
10/24/19 12:25:49 PM
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FgRhPLz


I bend my sexy ass wife over that counter and we make one hardcore porno that my son wouldnt want to watch.
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UnfairRepresent
10/24/19 12:28:55 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
FgRhPLz


I bend my sexy ass wife over that counter and we make one hardcore porno that my son wouldnt want to watch.

Dude, what the fuck
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Questionmarktarius
10/24/19 12:29:28 PM
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Ivynn
10/24/19 12:30:59 PM
#8:


Check out some of the sites he's visiting and laugh about it with my big black British friend Wesley at the pub later.
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Feline_Heart
10/24/19 12:32:08 PM
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I ask him for some recommendations
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UnfairRepresent
10/24/19 3:24:32 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Check out some of the sites he's visiting and laugh about it with my big black British friend Wesley at the pub later.

eww
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Ivany2008
10/24/19 3:39:13 PM
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Question why he is downloading porn instead of just watching it online. I'd hope that since I'm into technology I'd show my son how to wipe his history(without telling him how I can make the computer go back in time and see his removed history).
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Questionmarktarius
10/24/19 3:45:34 PM
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Ivany2008 posted...
(without telling him how I can make the computer go back in time and see his removed history)

Or just, you know, disable history entirely.
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 3:48:24 PM
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why does his friend have a last name for a first name?

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WerewolfPaws
10/24/19 3:56:06 PM
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No reaction.
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Shablagoo
10/24/19 4:08:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Shablagoo posted...
FgRhPLz


I bend my sexy ass wife over that counter and we make one hardcore porno that my son wouldnt want to watch.

Dude, what the fuck

Stop posting pictures of absolute dime pieces in your OPs if you dont want me to make lewd comments
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Ivany2008
10/24/19 8:36:56 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Or just, you know, disable history entirely.


Still wouldn't matter, you computer has restore states where you can go back to if something goes wrong in your computer. It's how some take care of viruses. The only downside is you lose data after that point. You pretty much have to do a fresh re-install and immediately throw a restore point to prevent that from happening. I'll still be able to to see history unless its a fresh install.
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The Wheelman1
10/24/19 8:38:37 PM
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Do nothing.
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Rika_Furude
10/24/19 8:40:27 PM
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Leave a notepad on his computer with steps on how to cover his tracks so mum doesn't find out again
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IfGodCouldDie
10/24/19 8:40:47 PM
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My wife would never have that reaction so I cannot comment on this particular event.
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Zack_Attackv1
10/24/19 8:43:59 PM
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Wesley, gimme the belt.
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pikachupwnage
10/24/19 9:13:08 PM
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We do a father-son Kamehameha to banish the meddling prudish thot.

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UnfairRepresent
10/25/19 2:50:39 AM
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WerewolfPaws posted...
No reaction.


So your sons mother comes rushing over with your sons laptop full of porn shouting "[Firstname!] You need to have a look at this, it's just awful ! I was just looking through his laptop and o found all.... this ... this filth! This Is just horrible [Firstname], what do we do about it? You need to talk to him."

And you just sit there staring blankly at her, doing and saying nothing like a statue?

That's weird
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DirkDiggles
10/25/19 2:58:42 AM
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I'd make a sick porno vid of me and his mom and put it on his computer and put a hidden cam in his room just to see his reaction.
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Middle hope
10/25/19 2:59:40 AM
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Recreate the damn daniel videos move for move

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UnfairRepresent
10/25/19 3:53:07 AM
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DirkDiggles posted...
I'd make a sick porno vid of me and his mom and put it on his computer and put a hidden cam in his room just to see his reaction.

Dude , what the fuck
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ROBANN_88
10/25/19 4:14:09 AM
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Make him get a fucking password protection on his laptop
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TheRealDill2000
10/25/19 4:16:07 AM
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I'd stress the importance of abstinence to him. Then I'd complain to the school about their lousy sex-ed program.
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TheoryzC
10/25/19 4:18:49 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
We do a father-son Kamehameha to banish the meddling prudish thot.

More like father-son Cumehameha hehehe
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unpleasant_milk
10/25/19 4:33:43 AM
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Alter all links he has saved to a web link that only shows me screwing his insanely hot mum. On his bed too, for the extra kick factor.
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Humble_Novice
10/25/19 4:45:49 AM
#30:


Zikten posted...
I give my son a highfive and take him out for a father son lunch

What if it's gay porn?
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UnfairRepresent
10/25/19 5:10:59 AM
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unpleasant_milk posted...
Alter all links he has saved to a web link that only shows me screwing his insanely hot mum. On his bed too, for the extra kick factor.

why you guys like that?
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MICHALECOLE
10/25/19 5:20:29 AM
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I show him how to delete his history, and teach him to never let anybody use his computer, ever.
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Rob Cesternino
10/25/19 5:30:01 AM
#33:


Shablagoo posted...
I bend my sexy ass wife over that counter and we make one hardcore porno that my son wouldnt want to watch.


Why are there no USB ports on that Macbook Pro?

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Pancake
10/25/19 5:33:46 AM
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Question why he is downloading porn instead of just watching it online.

isn't like every porn vid that has ever existed on the internet is still out there man. stuff vanishes.

i wouldn't teach him to delete his history, because man that would be inconvenient as all hell. i teach him how to browse under different profiles if he ever intends to share the laptop.
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UnfairRepresent
10/25/19 6:31:15 AM
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Pancake posted...
Question why he is downloading porn instead of just watching it online.

isn't like every porn vid that has ever existed on the internet is still out there man. stuff vanishes.

i wouldn't teach him to delete his history, because man that would be inconvenient as all hell. i teach him how to browse under different profiles if he ever intends to share the laptop.

You know way too much about this Scott
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unpleasant_milk
10/25/19 7:00:48 AM
#36:


UnfairRepresent posted...
unpleasant_milk posted...
Alter all links he has saved to a web link that only shows me screwing his insanely hot mum. On his bed too, for the extra kick factor.

why you guys like that?


Its funny
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UnfairRepresent
10/26/19 10:18:32 AM
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unpleasant_milk posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
unpleasant_milk posted...
Alter all links he has saved to a web link that only shows me screwing his insanely hot mum. On his bed too, for the extra kick factor.

why you guys like that?


Its funny

its weird
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