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specialkid8
09/30/19 7:04:41 PM
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Regrets were made. Would not recommend.
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mach25687
09/30/19 7:05:13 PM
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How much you spend for that piece of ass?
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Damn_Underscore
09/30/19 7:05:27 PM
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are you No_U_L7?
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No_U_L7
09/30/19 7:06:26 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
are you No_U_L7?


He wishes lol

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R1masher
09/30/19 7:08:07 PM
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How much did he cost you?
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specialkid8
09/30/19 7:10:56 PM
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mach25687 posted...
How much you spend for that piece of ass?


Way too much.
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Umbreon
09/30/19 7:20:34 PM
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She wasn't good? Or is your junk itching?
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Lordgold666
09/30/19 7:20:54 PM
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Its always nice to see inside the package before you take it home
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CADE FOSTER
09/30/19 7:21:53 PM
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kingdrake2
09/30/19 7:22:07 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Regrets were made. .

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specialkid8
09/30/19 7:22:38 PM
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Umbreon posted...
She wasn't good? Or is your junk itching?


It was just super awkward and seeing the stuff they have in place for it to happen was kind of icky.
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Shuto-uke
09/30/19 7:23:08 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Regrets were made. Would not recommend.


babynames.com

actually.... chancroidNames.com
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Shuto-uke
09/30/19 7:23:50 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
seeing the stuff they have in place for it to happen


what do you mean?
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BillyKidd
09/30/19 7:25:51 PM
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paying for stripper sex; why? All you need to do is be an active listener and act concerned. They'll take you home.
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mach25687
09/30/19 7:25:55 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Umbreon posted...
She wasn't good? Or is your junk itching?


It was just super awkward and seeing the stuff they have in place for it to happen was kind of icky.

Explain.
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Smashingpmkns
09/30/19 7:27:20 PM
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You had sex at the strip club?
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Mistere Man
09/30/19 7:29:18 PM
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au_gold
09/30/19 7:30:52 PM
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How was her ass?
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nevershine
09/30/19 7:33:21 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Regrets were made. Would not recommend.


Doesnt matter, had sex

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adamko
09/30/19 7:34:07 PM
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she gave you herpes
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kingdrake2
09/30/19 7:37:42 PM
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adamko posted...
she gave you herpes


when it flares, it burns.
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spanky1
09/30/19 7:38:45 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
09/30/19 7:42:45 PM
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Bringing up that you had sex but then not going into any details is always telling. If you didn't want to go in to it then why would you even bring it up?

This is like spot the liar beginner edition. Bet this never goes pass vague descriptions of everything.
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Lonestar2000
09/30/19 7:53:24 PM
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Moms are the best.
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Offworlder1
09/30/19 7:54:01 PM
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Go see a doctor.
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specialkid8
09/30/19 7:54:46 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Bringing up that you had sex but then not going into any details is always telling. If you didn't want to go in to it then why would you even bring it up?

This is like spot the liar beginner edition. Bet this never goes pass vague descriptions of everything.


Because no one ever posts in my topics to begin with so I wasn't gonna put effort into being ignored again.

Smashingpmkns posted...
You had sex at the strip club?


Yep
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thronedfire2
09/30/19 7:55:01 PM
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mach25687 posted...
specialkid8 posted...
Umbreon posted...
She wasn't good? Or is your junk itching?


It was just super awkward and seeing the stuff they have in place for it to happen was kind of icky.

Explain.


yes, I want to know more about this too
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au_gold
09/30/19 7:55:39 PM
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au_gold posted...
How was her ass?

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Abiz_
09/30/19 7:57:16 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Because no one ever posts in my topics to begin with so I wasn't gonna put effort into being ignored again.
Well start putting effort in because you aren't being ignored now. Unless you are just another fake gimmick account. What do you mean seeing stuff they in place for it to happen was kind of icky?
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Mistere Man
09/30/19 7:58:22 PM
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That is not what the hole in a can of paint stripper is for!
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specialkid8
09/30/19 8:16:39 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
mach25687 posted...
specialkid8 posted...
Umbreon posted...
She wasn't good? Or is your junk itching?


It was just super awkward and seeing the stuff they have in place for it to happen was kind of icky.

Explain.


yes, I want to know more about this too


You pay the regular exorbitant amount to take the girl to a private room, then you pay the dude up there a bunch to "look the other way". They have condoms stashed somewhere but then she throws them away in the bathroom so there's no proof it happened. It's like some don't ask don't tell prostitution. Like, obviously it happens in places but that's just not a curtain I imagined looking behind.
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Makeveli_lives
09/30/19 8:17:22 PM
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BillyKidd posted...
paying for stripper sex; why? All you need to do is be an active listener and act concerned. They'll take you home.

Lol no they won't.
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BillyKidd
09/30/19 8:19:11 PM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
BillyKidd posted...
paying for stripper sex; why? All you need to do is be an active listener and act concerned. They'll take you home.

Lol no they won't.


it's how I met 3 ex-girlfriends. Albeit, only 1 was a stripper. The other 2 were shot girls.
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Lost_All_Senses
09/30/19 8:36:03 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Because no one ever posts in my topics to begin with so I wasn't gonna put effort into being ignored again.


Eh, good enough for me. Not like I have a dog in this fight. Live your best life and fuck strippers is what I always say
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au_gold
09/30/19 8:36:17 PM
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I dont believe TC got laid.
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specialkid8
09/30/19 8:42:42 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
specialkid8 posted...
Because no one ever posts in my topics to begin with so I wasn't gonna put effort into being ignored again.


Eh, good enough for me. Not like I have a dog in this fight. Live your best life and fuck strippers is what I always say


Words to live by.

Most of the (very few) topics I make are just random stupid shit that pops into my head because it's not worth putting effort into anything on CE.
au_gold posted...

I dont believe TC got laid.


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CADE FOSTER
09/30/19 8:44:12 PM
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littlebro07
09/30/19 8:45:57 PM
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Did you wear a condom

And did you bust inside her
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Smashingpmkns
09/30/19 8:47:01 PM
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How much did you end up spending? That sounds like a really bad idea lol
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specialkid8
09/30/19 8:48:58 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
def vegy alt doesnt know how to link images get out vegy


He doesn't believe me, he gets an imgur link.

littlebro07 posted...
Did you wear a condom

And did you bust inside her


Yes. I may have fucked a stripper but I know better than to rawdog one.
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littlebro07
09/30/19 8:51:21 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
CADE FOSTER posted...
def vegy alt doesnt know how to link images get out vegy


He doesn't believe me, he gets an imgur link.

littlebro07 posted...
Did you wear a condom

And did you bust inside her


Yes. I may have fucked a stripper but I know better than to rawdog one.


Did you still bust inside

Still feels good with a condom on
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specialkid8
09/30/19 8:52:20 PM
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I did. Why would I pull out if I'm wrapped up? Seems like a weak move.
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Makeveli_lives
09/30/19 8:52:50 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
How much did you end up spending? That sounds like a really bad idea lol

Only been to a club once myself but super vip room is like 200 bucks. Didn't at all think that paying the bouncer would be included in this hustle though lol
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Lost_All_Senses
09/30/19 9:34:36 PM
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specialkid8 posted...
Most of the (very few) topics I make are just random stupid shit that pops into my head because it's not worth putting effort into anything on CE.


Nice. I have a pretty much identical habit except I try to talk about general stuff. Try to leave it very open for responses and not leave enough for people to get off track by critiquing my personal opinion in the OP

My personal stories are buried and sometimes unprovoked in other peoples topics
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DoubleDare
09/30/19 9:38:48 PM
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I've gotten blowjobs at most at strip clubs.

I would not want to even try to have sex on any of those couches.

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No_U_L7
09/30/19 9:42:59 PM
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Wtf strip clubs are you guys going to? Tijuana?!

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Cheddah_Cheese
09/30/19 9:45:36 PM
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Did she want to cuddle afterwards?
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