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Goats
08/18/19 7:04:23 AM
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One day there is a thunderclap and everything human made, and every human but you disappears from North America.

Could you survive in what's left?
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Shablagoo
08/18/19 7:05:02 AM
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For a few years maybe, on non-perishables.

Assuming I was lucky health-wise.
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SoIidLegacy
08/18/19 7:09:58 AM
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Shablagoo posted... For a few years maybe, on non-perishables.

Assuming I was lucky health-wise.


Everything human-made disappears as well, so that includes non-perishables. Assume you're in North America without any humans ever having been there.

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Shablagoo
08/18/19 7:15:12 AM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Shablagoo posted... For a few years maybe, on non-perishables.

Assuming I was lucky health-wise.


Everything human-made disappears as well, so that includes non-perishables. Assume you're in North America without any humans ever having been there.


Whoa, definitely not, then. What are the animals like? Same as today? Could I go to where farms/slaughterhouses were and find a bunch of cattle huddled together? What kind of diseases exist?

I would probably last a few days or a week. Id probably starve tbh.
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biggernails
08/18/19 7:15:59 AM
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I mean maybe? Canned food lasts a long time.
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biggernails
08/18/19 7:16:51 AM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Shablagoo posted... For a few years maybe, on non-perishables.

Assuming I was lucky health-wise.


Everything human-made disappears as well, so that includes non-perishables. Assume you're in North America without any humans ever having been there.

oh wait lmao no nevermind
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Funkydog
08/18/19 7:25:15 AM
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I don't even live in America so... I guess I carry on fine?
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fake_Goku
08/18/19 7:38:15 AM
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but I was made by humans.
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Maze_
08/18/19 7:40:43 AM
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How did I end up in North America?
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Garioshi
08/18/19 7:42:00 AM
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"Could you survive if all the fucking food disappeared off the continent?"

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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
08/18/19 7:43:59 AM
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Im a type one Diabetic so lol no
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MrNintendo1213
08/18/19 7:48:07 AM
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Well I guess I would try to make my way to the nearest airport and try to find an incoming flight. Actually I'm pretty sure all the other countries would be super fucking interested in what the hell happened and send a bunch of people. They would find me before too long.
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
08/18/19 7:50:17 AM
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You'd have to walk barefoot to where a major city would have been and hope someone lands where they thought an airport used to be.
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Iron-Tarkus
08/18/19 7:50:32 AM
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I don't see myself surviving the upcoming winter
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bover_87
08/18/19 8:27:31 AM
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Yes because I'm not in North America.

Eat it, God.
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Shotgunnova
08/18/19 9:08:06 AM
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Sasketchewan will welcome me with open arms, I'm sure.
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rodu_jr
08/18/19 9:21:43 AM
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Everything man made is gone. And I'm gone within a week after I starve or die of exposure
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doomcrusader
08/18/19 9:28:43 AM
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Without any tools, I'd be dead pretty quickly. Maybe survive on bugs while I migrate to the south for the winter, but I probably wouldn't find enough, even if I gained the willpower to eat them.
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Garioshi
08/18/19 9:49:00 AM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Well I guess I would try to make my way to the nearest airport and try to find an incoming flight. Actually I'm pretty sure all the other countries would be super fucking interested in what the hell happened and send a bunch of people. They would find me before too long.
There are no airports.

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Cobra1010
08/18/19 10:03:36 AM
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Why dont TC just change the question to, if you were paradropped into an island.
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